Criss Angel slums it in Mexico

July 17th, 2009 // 242 Comments

Here’s Criss Angel and his new “girlfriend” in Mexico yesterday, and I love how Criss, who’s typically dressed to the nines as some form of magic goth/emo douche, lounges around with his gut hanging out while texting on his BlackBerry. In daylight. Quick, someone confiscate his black nail polish. He’s not sad and tortured inside.

NOTE: When I said “girlfriend” earlier obviously I meant prostitute. Just so we’re clear.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Just SICK

    I watched Season 5 last night. I thought I was going to throw up when he kiss this little girl and referred to her as his girlfriend. Is he kidding?

    Does he not know he is going to be 42 and she is no more than 20 if that.

    Not only is she not attractive which should mean anything but she is such a kid and she even talks like a kid.

  2. HIGHLYDISGUSTED

    The Mindfreak 5 premiere was less about the same old same old illusions and more of the public display of affection between a 41 yr old man and his underage girlfriend. I was not Mindfreaked but Mindpuked. When did showcasing oneself as a pedafile ever become cool?

  3. Tina

    How do we know she is only 20? And how do you know her name is Cassandra Gomez?

  4. Sam

    Cassandra is Sandra from his show. The first time she was on his show was about 4 years ago. She was 15 then. She is the little spanish chick who must be at least 21 (god I hope) but she looks like 18 or 20.

    She takes Criss back everytime he breaks up with somebody – what a fool she is.

  5. Harry Fire

    Give the girl a break. She isn’t a fool she is a teenager who is just starting out in the dating world. She probably enjoys the “daddy’ zone relationship.

  6. WRONG WRONG WRONG

    EWWW THAT IS JUST SO WRONG – SO GROSS!!

  7. Debbie

    First of all who cares what color woman Criss goes out ? What does it matter?????????
    2nd, Look at the body of that man, Criss has not had an out of shape body like that since he became famous. That man doesn’t have a muscle on his body!!

    Criss takes pride in his body and always at the gym..He has an amazing looking body so stop trying to fool people and ruin a very nice man rep!

  8. WRONG WRONG WRONG

    I don’t care what color she is but she looks more like his daughter. She looks like a 17 year old kid.

  9. Tina

    That girl is so enjoying her Poppy.

  10. Jill

    I am waiting to watch Criss do some real magic and turn this teenager girlfriend Sandra into a real WOMAN.

  11. Jill

    I am waiting to watch Criss do some real magic and turn this teenager girlfriend Sandra into a real WOMAN.

  12. would you like to know

    Boy he was going with holly and now even a younger girl. They keeping getting younger. He a man whore gross gross gross. And this stupid little mexican girl give me a break he is rock the cradle. She will get a bun in the oven and leave him then take all his money.
    I use to like the guy but he gets sicker every 3 months he has a new girl friend or as in this time a kid friend ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Can you say pedifile.

  13. JUST SICK

    OMG not only is this girl UGLY she looks like she is 15 years old.

  14. Loyal Karen

    I am so sick of you people making fun of Criss and assuming he is dating that little girl Sandra. Sandra is a family friend. Criss is going to be 42 years old he is NOT going to date a 20 year old girl.

    Those above pics are a set up. Don’t believe them. Criss is a grown man who has experienced life he is NOT going to date a girl who was just a teen last year.

    Come on look at her anybody can see she is still a KID!!!

    Leave Criss alone. He knows better then being a pedifile.

  15. stephanie

    DUDE JST LET THE MAN DO AND BE WHO HE WANTS TO BE…. DON’T BE JEALOUS CUZ HE’S FAMOUS AND YOUR NOT…

  16. Henry

    I am also into JAILBAIT girlfriend but Criss come on this girl is UGLY.

  17. SANDRA!!!! Criss' hot spanish lover

    You guys are so jealous that I got Criss Angel and you will never have him. I might be only 20 years old but Criss likes it. Holly Ho was a bimbo and it took him 4 months of bad sex with her to realize he can never have anybody but me.

    So you guys can comment on all the sites but this man is mine forever I will see to that.

  18. Que mulher feia que vc esta meu amor …..
    Eu aqui esperando vc……
    Tudo bem vc vai vim para mim….eu espero…
    I BELIVE……
    TE amo….
    Joanna martins fragoso…..

  19. Que mulher feia que vc esta meu amor …..
    Eu aqui esperando vc……
    Tudo bem vc vai vim para mim….eu espero…
    I BELIVE……
    TE amo….
    Joanna martins fragoso…..

  20. Jay

    ewwww she is ugly and bitchy looking. Not to mention looks like a 16 year old.

  21. Doreen

    Man o manoshevitz….there are some serious opinions of what ole magic boy is up to…or who he’s up to….but people…you act like this is the first man EVER to date a much younger girl.Though I agree I’m totally sick to death of men with $ dating/getting “trophy” wives/girlfriends, the ONLY thing I dont get in this instance is perhaps ole Cris needs to get an eye check up cos this girl is a BARKIN…….HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not only that but does she ever ,ever SMILE????I’m Cris’s age,single, from his area things in common, etc. and have been told I strongly resemble Heather Locklear, but I bet my last bottom dollar folks that this girl would win out over me so HE could say I’m f—– an 18 yo….any guys out there care to try to make me understand WHY?????

  22. Doreen

    Man o manoshevitz….there are some serious opinions of what ole magic boy is up to…or who he’s up to….but people…you act like this is the first man EVER to date a much younger girl.Though I agree I’m totally sick to death of men with $ dating/getting “trophy” wives/girlfriends, the ONLY thing I dont get in this instance is perhaps ole Cris needs to get an eye check up cos this girl is a BARKIN…….HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not only that but does she ever ,ever SMILE????I’m Cris’s age,single, from his area things in common, etc. and have been told I strongly resemble Heather Locklear, but I bet my last bottom dollar folks that this girl would win out over me so HE could say I’m f—– an 18 yo….any guys out there care to try to make me understand WHY?????

  23. Huh

    18 years old??? This girl looks maybe 16 years old.

  24. Larry Hickey

    That chick is a bag of bones.

  25. Susan

    Why would a man of 42 want to date a girl who is 20 years old. It isn’t her looks that is for sure.

  26. julie

    HEY NOT ALL LATINA GIRLS ARE MAIDS LOL!! And if he want to be with one get over it latinas rull and wite bitches drull lol jk dont get butt hurt white girls!!

  27. Donna

    nothing wrong with him dating a latina girl but the girl looks like a daughter more than a girlfriend. that pic of her laying on top of him is so distributing. it looks like daughter on top of daddy.

  28. X Criss Angel Fan

    So I hear Criss is going to Mexico on vacation again. We will be lucky (lol) to have more pictures of him and his boney little girlfriend who looks like she is 16 years old Sandra.

  29. Sandra Criss Girl FOREVER

    Get over it. I’m not 16 I am 19 years old. Criss dumped that stupid Ho Holly Madison for me. She is trash. I love my sugar daddy so just mind your stupid business and let it be.

    As you can see Criss always comes back to his mexican hottie.

  30. julie

    O WOW a big step from 16 thats funny but hey what i always say age ant nothing but a number so if he is happy with her thin let it be it like 22 yrs differents DAM THATS CRAZY o and she a latina and that even better o well!!!

  31. ha

    hahaha on so many levels

  32. Come On

    Oh Come on Sandra looks more like a friend of “little Dimitra” then Criss’ g/f. She is still a child.

    I guess women scare Criss so he needs to date a girl who just started getting he rmonthly.

  33. Come On

    Oh Come on Sandra looks more like a friend of “little Dimitra” then Criss’ g/f. She is still a child.

    I guess women scare Criss so he needs to date a girl who just started getting he rmonthly.

  34. Donald

    Who would think that Criss Angel would date a real ugly 16 year old kid.

  35. j

    THAT GIRL IS SUCH AN UGLY INDIAN

  36. Criss dates kids

    I don’t think she is Indian. Ugly she is but not Indian. I think she is spanish. I feel bad for her. Criss fools around on her all the time and she is so stupid and young not to know to not get back with him. She is his doormat.

  37. John

    Hmmm I see Criss Angel is into little girls.

  38. Fran

    Although I think Criss Angel looks like a fool dating such a kid. The girl looks more like his daughter i rather see him with her than that bimbo Holly Madison.

    The thought that he slept with Holly HO BIMBO PLASTIC is so sickening. Did he not know she was licking the balls of an 85 year old man.

    The above girl he is with now looks like she is 16 years old – yikes!

  39. Toby

    Does anytbody know if Criss is still dating this little girl?

  40. cat

    yes, he is

  41. Vegas girl with the scoop

    Criss is married to Sandra.

  42. OMFG

    OMG No Criss can’t really be dating this kid. I have to admit I haven’t read or looked up on Criss Angel since he was dating Cameron Diaz. I was curious what Criss Angel was up to these day and now I am sorry I looked.

    Isn’t Criss going to be 43 years old? Why is he going around with this girl who looks like she is 16 years old at best. She isn’t even pretty which is something you always see on his arm.

    I hope this is just a joke. I think I will turn back into Criss in 6 months or more and see him with a WOMAN not this kid.

  43. Vikky

    Ele engordou né?….

  44. Look if you dare

    I don’t know who is worse. This above girl who looks like she is not a day over 16 or Holly Ho Madison. I find nothing attractive at all about Holly Ho. The below link if you scroll down you will get to see what her fake breast look likes from Peepshow. It is gross.

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/category/holly-madison/

  45. Celina

    ouch, my eyes!!

  46. Gross

    Holly’s fake plastic boobs are gross and this girl Criss is with has an ugly face and looks no more than 17 years old.

  47. Vicki

    I think everyone just needs to leave Criss alone. Dog the Bounty Hunter makes racist comments and his show gets airtime out the ying yang, Eric Bana makes a sex tape with two other chicks and its hardly noticed….all Criss does is date….and its like its the third world war. I’ve also heard he’s extremely nice in person. He’s also the best magician in the world today. Just leave him alone.

  48. HMMMMM??????

    Wonder why Criss Angel is trying to hide the fact that he is dating this teenager. We all know he is seeing this kid. If I was Sandra I would be PISSED that he doesn’t want to talk about her. But then again she is a kid so she hasn’t learned to know better yet.

    http://www.vegasdeluxe.com/blogs/luxe-life/2009/dec/14/exclusive-criss-angels-new-embelieveem-illusions-e/

  49. That’s not Criss at all!!! Doesn’t even look anything like him!!! Need to get your facts straight when you assume someone..

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