Criss Angel slums it in Mexico

July 17th, 2009 // 241 Comments

Here’s Criss Angel and his new “girlfriend” in Mexico yesterday, and I love how Criss, who’s typically dressed to the nines as some form of magic goth/emo douche, lounges around with his gut hanging out while texting on his BlackBerry. In daylight. Quick, someone confiscate his black nail polish. He’s not sad and tortured inside.

NOTE: When I said “girlfriend” earlier obviously I meant prostitute. Just so we’re clear.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Loyal Toby

    Criss Angel has been dating this girl off and on for a long time. I think he is truly in love with her. She was in the background of Holly and Veronica ) and still got back with him afterwards so I think they are the real thing and will be getting married.

    I think all the others were just PR and his heart belongs to this young chick. She isn’t a good looking girl like what we are used to seeing him with so I guess beauty is in the eyes of the lover. – lol.

  2. Alice Queen

    Oh great just what the world needs to see another young female going after a Sugar Daddy.

  3. Mike

    Sweet Daddy and his little girl.

  4. Dawn

    IS THAT HIS DAUGHTER?

  5. sarah

    oh my god who is that ugly girl??

  6. Hal

    Seriously does she look like the maid for the room.?

  7. OH COME ON NOW - The Media is playing with us

    That isn’t Criss Angel girlfriend. That is a Mexican kid that does the cleaning of the rooms.

  8. Pancake

    With all the beautiful ladies in Vegas Criss decides to date a teenager.

    Whatever floats your TACO.

  9. It’s real magic. He turned into a flabby schlub before your eyes. MINDFREAK!!

  10. mel

    Sandra isnt his girlfriend,only his paid escort to appear in public with him in between his other fake girlfriends. thats why shes always there when he breaks up with someone…anything to keep the image going and hide his real personal life….where he plays the part of CRIMSON in an orgy with all those guys!

  11. Linda

    HAHA I highly doubt Criss Angel is gay. He was just dating the bigest bimbo around who hasn’t seen a young penis in years.

    I would respect him more if he was gay then dating trash like Holly.

  12. This guy need to get out of Vegas, looks like cirque wants to send the show to Europe where they will except his rude behavior . Saw the show what a stinker! Can’t believe that MGM who ownes the luxor let him get away with a sun standard show. He really needs to get back to his cumfort zone of performing Birthday parties in New Jersey.

  13. This guy need to get out of Vegas, looks like cirque wants to send the show to Europe where they will except his rude behavior . Saw the show what a stinker! Can’t believe that MGM who ownes the luxor let him get away with a sun standard show. He really needs to get back to his cumfort zone of performing Birthday parties in New Jersey.

  14. This guy need to get out of Vegas, looks like cirque wants to send the show to Europe where they will except his rude behavior . Saw the show what a stinker! Can’t believe that MGM who ownes the luxor let him get away with a sun standard show. He really needs to get back to his cumfort zone of performing Birthday parties in New Jersey.

  15. Pearl

    Does anybody know if Criss is really dating that kid or it is just PR?

  16. YEP

    YES CRISS ANGEL IS DATING THAT KID. I THINK SHE IS 12 YEARS OLD – HEHEHEHE.

  17. Judge awarded Criss’ abs to Holly Madison. Criss got to keep Hollys wardrobe.

    He sees the camera doesn’t he? Why not hide? Maybe he thought no one would recognize him under that blanket of schlubber.

  18. mel

    read the lyrics to his songs-RUBBER ROOM, and PROCREATION, then look up criss angel submissive sleights…in the opening of his show,he points to his dogtags,then puts a finger to his lips and says “shush”…but its not a secret really to anyone in vegas..only his fans

  19. Donna

    This is the first time that I ever saw Criss date a girl who wasn’t good looking. She is very skinny and looks very young. Kind of funny looking kid.

    Must be love for him.

  20. Busybee

    That girl looks like she is no nore than 20. Criss likes them very young. He can contraol them She is UGLY not used to see Criss with somebody with no looks and so young.

  21. VERY DISTRIBUTING

    PICTURE #15 LOOKS LIKE DAUGHTER CUDDLING UP TO DADDY.

    I FIND IT VERY DISTRIBUTING.

  22. Carlos

    See not gay just dates ugly skinny chick.

  23. Paulina

    FAKE!!! THIS OBVIOUSLY NOT CRISS!!!!! CRISS HAS A GREAT BODYYY!!!! I JUST SAW HIM LATELY ON JUNE!!!!!! FOR GOD’S SAKE…

  24. Bruce

    Sorry to say Criss but your girlfriend is a rag.

  25. Rocket Ship

    The girl is 12 years old not 16 years old.

  26. Christina

    For the love of Pete, leave Criss and his relationships alone!! He is happy she is happy and what they do in private is their friggin business.

  27. Camille

    Oh please Criss can’t be to happy with her. First she is a kid. Second she is the rebound kid. Notice Criss dates the beautiful women and then when he splits with them he takes back this kid.

    She needs to move on and stop looking like a fool. Mature for her will do that.

  28. Dottie

    I for one for very bad for this young girl. She is obviously a very insecure girl. To watch him flaunt his love for all these beautiful women and then take him back when he is done with them is sad. i think we all have been in bad relationships when we were so young as she is.

    She needs to open her eyes and I agree with the above she needs to move on a find a life of her own and let go of “sugar daddy”.

  29. DESERT CLOWN

    ITS NOT THAT SHE IS A little girl. ITS THAT SHE IS NOT A bad LITTLE GIRL OR A good LITTLE GIRL ,JUST A bland LITTLE GIRL. BOREING, AT LEAST IT APPEARS . BUT WHO KNOWS? P.S ANY ONE WOULD LOOK BAD IN THAT KIND OF LIGHTING ,FOOLS.

  30. Loyal from Vegas

    She might be very young and very unattractive but at least it isn’t Holly HO Madison.

  31. denise

    idk if he has gained weight. he is still the best damn magican i have ever seen. i respect him 4 that. magic is not easy stuff sometimes. and he is still hot. so what if he dont have those abs any more. ur guys r just jealous

  32. denise

    idk if he has gained weight. he is still the best damn magican i have ever seen. i respect him 4 that. magic is not easy stuff sometimes. and he is still hot. so what if he dont have those abs any more. ur guys r just jealous

  33. Christina

    Criss is back in Vegas now with his little girl.

  34. Christina

    And what’s your point? The man is allowed privacy and should be allowed to live his own life outside of the scrutiny of the public when it comes to his girlfriends.

  35. mel

    Little girl is only for public use,…Leather Daddy is for private use! Go to laragmag.com and see him dressed up as CRIMSON…HE wears his fishnet stockings for his “Group parties”!!!–Thats how he gets those occassional black eyes.

  36. Michelle

    Criss Angel dating a minor? How Gross!!

  37. Carlos

    Don’t be jealous ladies of this high school chick she should be going back to school soon.

  38. truthhrts

    What a step DOWN from Miss Nevada! She’s kinda ugly, not just cause she’s ethnic…HOW STUPID!! lol! Uhmmm, ugly people come in all shapes, sizes AND RACES! He IS in MEXICO, is it REALLY THAT unreasonable to think…maybe he hit-it-off with the maid, and she MIGHT be Mexican?…Come on he IS a celebrity, with a FAT wallet…so fat, the maid probably never noticed his “fat” stomach!

  39. EWWWW

    The girl is skinny and very unattractive. She looks like a child in his arms and I am disgusted to see these pictures. They should be taken off the internet. He looks like a man with a 16 year old.

    The girl is not a new girlfriend. She is his bitch. She is not very bright. She goes back to him after every romance he has. I guess she loves have a sugar daddy.

  40. Somebody get this girl FOOD

    The girl looks starved!

  41. Jamie

    Just think about it, I hear she’s only 4 yrs. older than Myley Cyrus !!
    He’s definitely old enuf to be her FATHER – is she black?

    What’s next, driving around in convertibles with a wig flapping (like those old men with $$ trying to look young??)

  42. Jamie

    Just think about it, I hear she’s only 4 yrs. older than Myley Cyrus !!
    He’s definitely old enuf to be her FATHER – is she black?

    What’s next, driving around in convertibles with a wig flapping (like those old men with $$ trying to look young??)

  43. Jim

    To Commen t#24

    He’s greek, he HAS body hair, he just waxes it all off – take a look at his NY stuff, he’s REALLY HAIRY – but to TOTALLY shave your armpits dude?
    does this mean your nuts are hairless too??

    He’s not flabby, just WHITE – if he sucked his gut in, his abs would show

  44. Jim

    To Commen t#24

    He’s greek, he HAS body hair, he just waxes it all off – take a look at his NY stuff, he’s REALLY HAIRY – but to TOTALLY shave your armpits dude?
    does this mean your nuts are hairless too??

    He’s not flabby, just WHITE – if he sucked his gut in, his abs would show

  45. Jim

    To Commen t#24

    He’s greek, he HAS body hair, he just waxes it all off – take a look at his NY stuff, he’s REALLY HAIRY – but to TOTALLY shave your armpits dude?
    does this mean your nuts are hairless too??

    He’s not flabby, just WHITE – if he sucked his gut in, his abs would show

  46. Ronnie

    Yikes she is a kid.

    How does Criss go from dating Holly Madison The Queen Of The Bimbos to a kid.

  47. mel

    HE shaves his whole body because he thinks he’s CRIMSON and wants to be soft and hairless when he invites “The boys” over. take a look at his “dungeon room” on mtv cribs.–in vegas he’s known for being heavy into S&M, Just like he acts out on stage every night.

  48. AOTS_says it best: EPIC FAIL!!!!

    Blain, Copperfield, Angel. 3 simple modern so “called” magicians, yet not more then what any able bodied person with practice could achieve. Do a lil’ research and see where their at; last I looked Copperfield was accused of sexual harrassment, Blaine just settled like a fart in a vacuum, and as for Angel, he has some serious issues. One word: CON. Paid crowd, wires, specialized camera len(s); simple “magic” is gone.

  49. HDM

    Criss should really hide the fact that he is dating this kid. The pictures are very distributing. Bad enough she is ugly but she looks like a daughter on top of her Daddy.

  50. Sirena

    There are so many levels of wrong here it’s not worth talking about!

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