Criss Angel behind Pamela Anderson’s almost-divorce

December 21st, 2007 // 85 Comments

Everyone’s favorite douchebag magician Criss Angel was the spark that ignited the near-divorce between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, according to Page Six:

Spies in Las Vegas say Anderson spent Dec. 8, the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, “cozying up to” publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were taken, gossip was spread – and Salomon “hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss while he was off at a poker tournament. They had a huge fight.”

It’s sad Criss Angel got stuck in the middle of Pam and Rick’s doomed-from-the-start marriage. I actually respect Criss. He’s the only guy who realizes you need to wear two jackets to get laid in this town. One time I wore three jackets to a club then passed out from heat exhaustion. That did not get me laid. Unless you count the tray of drinks I landed on. In which case, it was a four-way.

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  1. mrs.t

    This is the least of his problems in this particular photo, but I can’t stop visualizing him flat-ironing his hair.

    He’s SUCH a bottom.

  2. Lynn

    Why does Pam get all the cuties?

  3. Lynn

    # 50-

    What is a cockring?

  4. D. Richards (Hands.)

    Lynn? A ‘cockring’ is a heavy duty ringed device that a person slides on to the base of an erect penis, causing the penis to remain engorged with blood (hard) for hours, upon hours of sexual deviance. Cockrings were made popular in the early-eighties by a Mr. Jerry Falwell. God rest his soul.

    By ‘throwing’ a cockring on to the perverbial ‘stage’, one would be thrusting (Oh yeah!) their homosexual lust towards a willing sodomite. Much like a woman throwing her bra and-or panties on to said stage. So I’ve read. And masturbated to.

  5. D. Richards progeny

    Mother dear has also masturbated to unflushed toilets, cat litter boxes, her own cotex, baby flies on road kill, watching her mother have sex with the big black dudes, Nazi war films (typical self-hater), medical waste (she used to bring home those horrible bags from work, and me when I suckled her dried out nasty mammary sacks.

  6. D. Richards (The one.) (The only.)

    #55? Dick, you forgot to mention my love of mutilated children. Mmm. The smell of a freshly punctured corpse’s stomach. As-a matter of fact, I just might unbury one of my beautiful elementary-aged experiments. Children keep for years under my kitchen floor. Josef Mengele out!

  7. Danklin24

    I’m still confused about what makes this guy a douchebag. He’s pretty damn amazing at what he does. I laugh my ass off when people say “he’s fake” or “all the shit he does is so fake” Of course it is you fucking morons.

  8. Binky

    Insider News :
    Ladies – never trust a magician. They’re always trying to get away with something.
    Suggestions (like after a card show or something)
    You (the lady) : So. That’s all well and good. But is there anything you’re trying to keep from me ? I need honesty in this relationship.
    Magician guy : WTF you talking about hun ? Abracadabra ! Hun. Abracadabra.
    You (the lady) : After watching ‘Bewitched’ – I tried Abracadabra to clean the kitchen…
    Magician guy : Do you have a sister ?

  9. duna

    Wow, handsome. I begin to understand why so many people at pubspa.com discuss him and share his movies and videos all the day.

  10. BaldAsBritney

    Well duh.

  11. lulu

    “ever since i was a little boy i was always fascinated in the idea of solid through solid” -criss angel (complete with his lazy r accent)

  12. DrPhill

    Sleeping with Pamela Anderson is something you should put off until about 15 minutes before your death. She has so many diseases you can be certain that at least one of them will kill you. There should be a register somewhere that people can check to see if their potential partner has slept with Pam before getting involved. Hey, I wonder if Britney is still doing Chris?

  13. I told you before:
    PAMMY HAS NO DICK, you faggot!!

  14. deezbananas

    It’s so funny how you guys try to rip this man apart for no apparent reason except that the ladies find him hot and charming. Whether you think he’s hot or ugly, I’ve never seen him do anything close to being a douchebag… he’s actually pretty charming and well-spoken. Don’t hate!

  15. BaconMessiah

    #64 It’s not that I don’t respect Chris A for what he is, it’s just there’s something inherently feminine about a guy who spends that much time on his hair. not that there is anything wrong with that. If he secretly craves the cock it’s none of my business anyway.

  16. Rhonda

    That is one FUGLY dude!!!! Does absolutely NOTHING for me!

  17. rongshu

    He seemed to appear on a millionaire&celebrity club
    http://www.Richcupids.com
    I think almost the hot girls there want to date this handsome man.

  18. Pedro

    I can’t wait for Dog the Bounty Hunter and Criss Angel to sign my “15 minutes are up” t-shirt.

  19. Pedro

    I can’t wait for Dog the Bounty Hunter and Criss Angel to sign my “15 minutes are up” t-shirt.

  20. pierre

    Danklin, the reason he’s a douchebag is because it’s been proven that his supposed “magic” are a lot of post special effect video editing. You’re the same asshole who goes to see “harry potter” and wonder “wow…how did daniel radcliffe levitate that book?” Give me a computer and 20,000 dollar editing software…I’ll make your stupid post dissapear.

    >I’m still confused about what makes this guy a douchebag. He’s pretty damn >amazing at what he does. I laugh my ass off when people say “he’s fake” >or “all the shit he does is so fake” Of course it is you fucking morons.

  21. Pierre

    Oh, and one other thing. Don’t accuse me of thinking magic tricks are real. A true magician like Houdini didn’t need a mac to astound his audience.

  22. Pierre

    Oh, and one other thing. Don’t accuse me of thinking magic tricks are real. A true magician like Houdini didn’t need a mac to astound his audience.

  23. Pierre

    Oh, and one other thing. Don’t accuse me of thinking magic tricks are real. A true magician like Houdini didn’t need a mac to astound his audience.

  24. Honey63

    Never trust a guy that wears more jewelry , and obviously takes longer to do his hair than most well groomed, stylish women.

  25. Toby Weymiller

    I have some magic for my baby Criss in my pants.

  26. Ugh, he’s nasty … and gross …
    and sexy.
    Yup, really sexy.
    Dammit. *bites lip*
    WHY do I think he’s so hot!?!
    xxB

  27. Exodus

    I’d love to know what you insignificant “bashers” look like. You keep going on about his looks, what is so amazing, drop dead, and jaw dropping about you? I don’t see any of you doing photoshoots etc. A bit hypocritical. Most likely a bunch of 34 year olds living in their mother basements, who’ve been pushed out of society and now must crawl in the horrible depths of the internet. Also, 95% of the shit he does is not real, thus this is why they’re called ILLUSIONS. Wow, doesn’t take a rocket scientists to figure that out!
    Also, Pam is a disgusting, pathetic, and talentless women. The only thing she’s good at is creating porn. Thats her AMAZING talent. Is it me or is she looking washed up anymore? Maybe all the plastic surgery has finally taken a toll.

  28. hailstorm1375

    In every pose he’s tryin hard to show his bling. Who wears THAT many big rings? And the bracelets and stuff, his arms must be heavy!

    Plus those 3 earings in the last pic…….looks ridiculous!

  29. This guy had a profile at kissinterracial.com which is a niche interracial dating site. There where love is color blind. It is kind for all blacks and whites.wanna interracial marriage there.my firends find her man in that web.she says it is really a good web to make friends!

  30. karen

    why is he so sexy??

  31. avery

    criss angel is the best ever he is so so so so very sexy and hot and the best magishon ever if he asked me to go out with him i would say……………………………………………………………YES

  32. nicole

    i think it sucks that hes having a baby cuz if i was like about ten years older would so go out with him cuz hes super hot…………………..lol

    but 4 real his realy hot n i think wat he did in clear water beach is amazing wen he got out of the exploting buildidng at first wen they couldent find him i even started crying cuz hes so freakin awesome…………………………………………n
    awesome mind freak if chriss ever reads this comment………………………………..search me on myspace my email is superminoncito@hotmail.com

  33. nicole

    i think it sucks that hes having a baby cuz if i was like about ten years older would so go out with him cuz hes super hot…………………..lol

    but 4 real his realy hot n i think wat he did in clear water beach is amazing wen he got out of the exploting buildidng at first wen they couldent find him i even started crying cuz hes so freakin awesome…………………………………………n
    awesome mind freak if chriss ever reads this comment………………………………..search me on myspace my email is superminoncito@hotmail.com

  34. nicole

    i think it sucks that hes having a baby cuz if i was like about ten years older would so go out with him cuz hes super hot…………………..lol

    but 4 real his realy hot n i think wat he did in clear water beach is amazing wen he got out of the exploting buildidng at first wen they couldent find him i even started crying cuz hes so freakin awesome…………………………………………n
    awesome mind freak if chriss ever reads this comment………………………………..search me on myspace my email is superminoncito@hotmail.com

  35. Tala

    So Criss fucked both of Rick’s ladies? Wow.

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