Criss Angel Got Engaged

Criss Angel, who I just found out is 43 and wouldn’t have pegged him a day over douchey two, has proposed to his girlfriend Sandra Gonzalez, according to People:

“The couple is ecstatic,” says Angel’s rep.
Angel, who met Gonzalez four years ago on the set of his A&E series Mindfreak, surprised his bride-to-be with a 5-carat diamond and platinum ring he helped design with jeweler Idayne Kaye.

Keep in mind, Criss Angel was actually married while filming Mindfreak but kept his marriage a secret. And on the few episodes his wife was spotted in the background she was credited as “Criss’ Girl.” He told her it would boost his career if he looked single, and naturally that turned out to be a ruse to stick his penis in Cameron Diaz. Abracadabra! But I’m sure this time will go better because if there’s one type of person who’s willing to change, it’s men. We can’t get enough of it. *puts on 13 year old T-shirt, punches hole in wall after discovering smooth, not crunchy peanut butter in cupboard* MY LIFE IS OVER!

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