Here’s Your ‘Creationist Cosmos’
If you’re like me, you’ve been enjoying the shit out of Cosmos and finding yourself masturbating more frequently on account of the spring air. We’re practically twins! So here’s Creationist Cosmos, a Funny or Die response to Christians who got their Jesus-panties in a bunch and demanded equal airtime for creationism on Cosmos even though nobody’s walking into churches and demanding 45 minutes to ask questions like, if God flooded the earth to get rid of homosexuals, how does Top Gun exist? Or even just a slideshow on dinosaurs and how magic babies couldn’t have rode them to Bethlehem without a time machine. It’ll take five minutes tops. I’ll bring donuts.