Oh, good. She’s wearing Daisy Dukes again.

October 1st, 2009 // 119 Comments

Well, it’s official: Crazy Britney is back, and in full uniform. Here she is rekindling her love affair with Daisy Dukes Wednesday afternoon, and I’m starting to think going to Target has become this year’s aimlessly drive around until it’s time to eat a gas station burrito. That said, I give it three weeks until she’s packed full of vagina bombs by a new Al Qaeda boyfriend. “But, daddy, I loves him!”

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  1. D.M

    I DONT C HOW B. SPEARS GOING TO TARGET IS NEWS WORTHY OR THE FACT THAT SHE IS WEARING SHORTS MAKES HER CRAZY. I THINK SHE’S COME A LONG WAY FROM WHAT SHE USED TO BE AND THE RACIST COMMENTS AND SHIT DON’T MAKE THIS BLOG WORTH READING ANYMORE. THIS WEBSITE IS A FUCKING FAKE AND THE WRITERS ON IT ARE STUPID AND BRAINLESS.

  2. Anonymous

    Why won’t she just go away? She’s not the least bit attractive and isn’t worth all the attention she gets.

  3. Rape Rape

    I bet she hasn’t taken those boots off in a month.

  4. Laura

    I have the EXACT same body as her. Like exactly. Its kinda creepy actually.

  5. Kimberlee

    britney looks hot. end of.

  6. Delgo

    I’d hit this.

  7. haul monitor

    She looks kind of ripe

  8. Marcie

    Honestly, can anyone hate on her for looking like that AFTER going through everything she went through?…she looks pretty damn good. Herl egs, flat stomach, HEAD FULL OF HAIR, they all look pretty in place. quit hating people, i’d love to see YOU wear that and see how good you look in it.

    haters….

  9. Stfu

    mARCIE, wHERE’S jEFFERSON dARLING?

  10. seriously

    She needs to lose 5 to 10 pounds to look good in that outfit. Where do you people live where that look on that body is considered hot, I have to assume that the standards in your city’s are pretty low.

    Also men will plow just about anything that moves.

  11. Jackson

    Her tight ass is all natural unlike Kim Kardaskank’s saggy ass and girdle butt!

  12. britneysucks

    #58 I will never know what I would look like in that outfit because I have way more class than to wear something that ugly, skanky and stupid. This is a gross looking woman who would be laughed at walking around looking like that by everyone in every town I’ve ever lived in. She would be a hit in a bar full of drunk guys with no standards, however. She is fucking ugly and nasty looking–and I would never consider that a nice or hot body. And no I don’t only think super skinny women are beautiful. I think Kelly Brook looks better than this mess because she has something called tits–which Britney severely lacks. I hate this bitch so much I would spend my entire paycheck to watch her get offed Daniel Pearl style.

  13. PN

    But it’s not as tacky or sloppy as when she wore them in the past. Give Britney Spears a break. She’s had a great year with the touring and the sold out concerts so she does need to have some fun with those clothes sometime. She’s in very good shape.

  14. Courtyardpigeon

    She most love the attention and get paid to do this, why else would a woman of her wealth go to a store knowing there will be a mob of photographers following her. Secondly, she does look amazing for a mother of two, but then again a mother of two should be dressed like a street whore when she goes shopping.

  15. Mama Pinkus

    trashy, and not in a good way

  16. J

    peopleoftarget.com

  17. Sapphire

    I would never wear an outfit like that regardless of how thin I was. It’s tacky looking. Besides, Britney is too chunky to be wear shorts like those. If she wore a stylish pair of wide leg pants with that blouse, she’d look much better. But no one would wear shorts like those if they’re that chunky. She’s not FAT fat but she could stand to lose another 20Ibs.

    I agree with #60/ ‘seriously’. Those are some loose standards for those who thinks she looks hot like that.

  18. Sapphire

    I would never wear an outfit like that regardless of how thin I was. It’s tacky looking. Besides, Britney is too chunky to be wear shorts like those. If she wore a stylish pair of wide leg pants with that blouse, she’d look much better. But no one would wear shorts like those if they’re that chunky. She’s not FAT fat but she could stand to lose another 20Ibs.

    I agree with #60/ ‘seriously’. Those are some loose standards for those who think she looks hot like that.

  19. Sapphire

    I would never wear an outfit like that regardless of how thin I was. It’s tacky looking. Besides, Britney is too chunky to be wear shorts like those. If she wore a stylish pair of wide leg pants with that blouse, she’d look much better. But no one would wear shorts like those if they’re that chunky. She’s not FAT fat but she could stand to lose another 20Ibs.

    I agree with #60/ ‘seriously’. Those are some loose standards for those who think she looks hot like that.

  20. renee

    Who the hell walks out of the house looking like that? God she looks like trash.

  21. Rosie

    Who cares what she wears or not. At the end of the day BRITNEY is still getting paid.

  22. KEN

    Looks like she just left her double-wide for a stroll……

  23. joe blow

    69. Sapphire – October 1, 2009 12:33 PM

    I would never wear an outfit like that regardless of how thin I was. It’s tacky looking. Besides, Britney is too chunky to be wear shorts like those. If she wore a stylish pair of wide leg pants with that blouse, she’d look much better. But no one would wear shorts like those if they’re that chunky. She’s not FAT fat but she could stand to lose another 20Ibs.

    I agree with #60/ ‘seriously’. Those are some loose standards for those who think she looks hot like that.
    ******************************************************

    The person who would say something like that is some way fat bitch who wishes she looked that good in the same type clothing.

    In other words: Shut up, you fat slag.

  24. James Toliver

    I just hope Ms. Spears do not fall back into that nightmare she experienced before. Many would not believe me but this is an amazingly compassionate, caring person.I know because I met her personally in New Orleans waiting for a bus and was given a lift by her and her two friends. How many people alone would do that ,neverless a celebrity….and at night. I admire and is to this day thankful to her. Britney I pray your safe and sound…….James, the guy that worked with children.

  25. heff

    Fat fuking whore, with short fat legs.

  26. Fatney Rears

    Her legs are NOT like a dancer. Her legs are like a linebacker, she is built like a MAN. She has the worst legs in Hollywood.

  27. Fatney Rears

    Her legs are NOT like a dancer. Her legs are like a linebacker, she is built like a MAN. She has the worst legs in Hollywood.

  28. Jonny

    Anyone who says she looks good is a liar or blind. She looks like a man and looks twice her actual age. Gross and ugly.

  29. Fatney Rears

    Heidi Klum has 3 kidS AND IS 36, Gwen Stefani, 2 kids and is 40, Cindy Crawford 2 kids, 43. All these women had kids all are older and all look so much better than Fatney Rears. So no for a celeb who is still in her 20′s she doesn’t look good for having 2 kids.

  30. Joe Simpson

    My God I’d nail the stupid out of her.

  31. @69? i bet you think anna lynne mccord is the right size. you need to have some thickness going on to fill out those shorts or else you’ll like like every other flat ass white girl. daisy dukes aren’t for just any girl.

  32. lola

    Britney has a great body, but WTF?!!! These short shorts only work on women with tiny thighs. They make her look like she is wearing an oversized pair of granny panties. Nice top, but why not wear a nice camisole underneath? And the pink boots are what make Britney look crazy. My sisters wore shoes like that when they were 10 years old.

    Buy a nice pair of leather ankle boots, add an inch or two to the shorts, wear a tank = HOT

  33. j

    her wardrobe says “Wal-Mart@ 2am”

  34. Britney is so beautiful Go Britney!!!!

  35. Britney is so beautiful Go Britney!!!!

  36. Nero

    How about dropping 7-8 pounds of weight instead of dropping 7-8 years of age?!

  37. Darth

    Was Daisy just licking her toes in pic 15?!

  38. Daisy in the 12th dimension

    *Lick,lick,lick* ((I miss you momy!))

  39. mari

    wow.. ‘al qaeda boyfriend’… i think i’m really going to stop reading here now. the writer usually sounds like a nice guy but today he has fucked up.

  40. i think she’s looking for a man the only way she knows how.

  41. Bhavna

    “al qaeda boyfriend” huh? Regardless of whether or not Adnan Ghalib was a douche…I’m reading the other comments, and apparently I’m not the only one who took offense to that. Since I’m South Asian, I can pick up the “racist humor” and other such comments people direct at us from their serious lack of diversity in life and disrespectful handicap that they place on other cultures that are from the Middle East or South Asia. Sad, but I actually used to think this blog was kinda funny. Well when white boy gets a little too excited from the popularity he gets from making a funny, he starts to get racist and show his true colors. And that’s not humor or talent in my book. Reading this shit blog is one less thing I need to do in life. See ya

  42. I think she looks really good. Again!

  43. Fuck You

    @91:

    Shut the fuck up, slope.

  44. kait

    shes not crazy shes just a redneck ok?! as a south carolinian, i would know. i see girls dressed like that everywhere. for some reason its normal and okay. just like buttering your bacon and drinking cheerwine. not crazy, just a bumpkin. :D

  45. PsyKo

    Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst!

    hey, I can make stupid posts too!

  46. Dread

    Out-fuckin’-standing. She’s lookin’ wicked hot.

  47. Roxanne

    What grosses me out about all of this isn’t what Britney’s wearing or NOT wearing, but the NASTY guys posting here that would want to put their “business” where K-Fed has!!!! GROSSSS!!!

  48. lols28

    she looks beautiful for having 2 kids… i can only wish i looked that fantastic in short shorts and a midi.. and i haven’t even had kids yet!! she is gorgeous no matter what anyone says!!

    Jealousy makes you nasty!!

  49. shelah

    Who the heck cares what shes wearing?! for Gods sakes! Shes shopping at Target !! Next time I go to Target, i’m gonna wear my slippers a tube top and a tutu!! LMAO!! Leave the dang woman alone people!!! what do you people wear to target ? a ball gown ?

  50. ANNONYMOUS

    AG SIS! LACK OF SELF RESPECT

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