Well, it’s official: Crazy Britney is back, and in full uniform. Here she is rekindling her love affair with Daisy Dukes Wednesday afternoon, and I’m starting to think going to Target has become this year’s aimlessly drive around until it’s time to eat a gas station burrito. That said, I give it three weeks until she’s packed full of vagina bombs by a new Al Qaeda boyfriend. “But, daddy, I loves him!”
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sissy | October 1, 2009 at 12:51 am
first?
dickpickle | October 1, 2009 at 12:51 am
first
dickpickle | October 1, 2009 at 12:52 am
first
drewjewaw | October 1, 2009 at 1:07 am
I’d like to wear her ass for a hat.
panda | October 1, 2009 at 1:07 am
yikes. i wouldnt want to see anyone dressed like that in target. or anywhere else.
looks.. trailer-trashy. and this is from someone who LOVES britney spears!!
tenant | October 1, 2009 at 1:12 am
Superficial, you is crazy. I think this is the first story you posted that made me never want to read you again. Your Al Qaeda comment reads quite racist. And Britney looks great in those shorts. Later…dummy.
nikki | October 1, 2009 at 1:20 am
i agree with tenant – usually you seem like a decent, good guy, but that was a full fledged discrimination. way to go.
phil | October 1, 2009 at 1:34 am
Ugh. What a fatso.
Junk in the trunk | October 1, 2009 at 1:37 am
“I’d like to wear her ass for a hat.”
It’d have to be a sombrero… that’s one big ass. Her legs look like tree trunks.
jamillah | October 1, 2009 at 1:40 am
At least her legs are still really muscular and in great dancer shape.
roxy | October 1, 2009 at 1:53 am
I guess I’m the only one here, who thinks that Britney looks very sweet at these pictures…
Danklin24 | October 1, 2009 at 2:15 am
Jesus no wonder this chick was crazy, they follow her around in the damn supermarket. There should be laws about that kinda thing, you know, laws against stalking. Its at least good to see Britney do her own shopping even though she’ll be swarmed by these assbag photogs.
aww | October 1, 2009 at 2:26 am
Not flattering. You can tell she’s had kids, shame when she obviously has worked hard at trying to get her figure back.
And the joke wasn’t funny.
Carrie | October 1, 2009 at 2:52 am
She’s crazy for wearing short shorts? LOL WUT?
Sam | October 1, 2009 at 3:20 am
Love them meaty thighs. Short shorts + boots = trashy, but somehow always a WIN.
Plus, she shops at Target. TARGET!! My favorite store in the whole universe.
shimmy | October 1, 2009 at 3:27 am
Them legs look pretty damn sweet to me.
manuel | October 1, 2009 at 4:08 am
good dress :)
Elmarko | October 1, 2009 at 5:16 am
I agree with 6 & 7, what the fuck fish? Have you swapped writer again? To a slightly racist one?
She be illin | October 1, 2009 at 5:57 am
Face it, she is mentally ill.
canada | October 1, 2009 at 5:59 am
Its racist to refer to Al Qaeda and bombs in the same sentence? Its a terrorist organisation not a race people. Feel better yet?
canada | October 1, 2009 at 5:59 am
Its racist to refer to Al Qaeda and bombs in the same sentence? Its a terrorist organisation not a race people. Feel better yet?
bla bla | October 1, 2009 at 6:40 am
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ?? wooow…
she look good pretty damn good ! who care s what s inside her head, no one can see it, can t make money out of it, and actually no one cares ! crazy or not, talentless or not this chick is rich, famous and at the end of the day, isn t that what everyone wants ?? well, at least being rich !!! everyone wants that ! don t say you don t coz u ll lie to yourself and if britney is crazy, let her be, she s a celebrity, celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want !— as long as they still have fans and people who care about them, and this chick has… like it or not ! i bet if she was infront of us, none of you pussies will be saying hey britney u look terrible in that outfit, you re crazy ugly and your music sucks and you re dating sandniggers !! hahaha you ll be all smilling politely almost pissing your nobodie s pants begging for her to get closer and sing you an autograph and maybe take a little picture ! lmfao …. GO brit GO ! every publicity is good publicity !! :D
bla bla | October 1, 2009 at 6:40 am
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ?? wooow…
she look good pretty damn good ! who care s what s inside her head, no one can see it, can t make money out of it, and actually no one cares ! crazy or not, talentless or not this chick is rich, famous and at the end of the day, isn t that what everyone wants ?? well, at least being rich !!! everyone wants that ! don t say you don t coz u ll lie to yourself and if britney is crazy, let her be, she s a celebrity, celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want !— as long as they still have fans and people who care about them, and this chick has… like it or not ! i bet if she was infront of us, none of you pussies will be saying hey britney u look terrible in that outfit, you re crazy ugly and your music sucks and you re dating sandniggers !! hahaha you ll be all smilling politely almost pissing your nobodie s pants begging for her to get closer and sing you an autograph and maybe take a little picture ! lmfao …. GO brit GO ! every publicity is good publicity !! :D
bla bla | October 1, 2009 at 6:40 am
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ?? wooow…
she look good pretty damn good ! who care s what s inside her head, no one can see it, can t make money out of it, and actually no one cares ! crazy or not, talentless or not this chick is rich, famous and at the end of the day, isn t that what everyone wants ?? well, at least being rich !!! everyone wants that ! don t say you don t coz u ll lie to yourself and if britney is crazy, let her be, she s a celebrity, celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want !— as long as they still have fans and people who care about them, and this chick has… like it or not ! i bet if she was infront of us, none of you pussies will be saying hey britney u look terrible in that outfit, you re crazy ugly and your music sucks and you re dating sandniggers !! hahaha you ll be all smilling politely almost pissing your nobodie s pants begging for her to get closer and sing you an autograph and maybe take a little picture ! lmfao …. GO brit GO ! every publicity is good publicity !! :D
georgia | October 1, 2009 at 7:12 am
Besides the boot’s… shes lookin’ pretty fit for a mother of two.
spinal | October 1, 2009 at 7:17 am
@ 21-
No, it isn’t racist to refer to Al Qaeda and bombs in the same sentence. But Britney never had an ‘Al Qaeda boyfriend’, so the joke makes no sense…UNLESS! the writer was referring to that Arab paparazzi douche she dated, who had no connection to Al Qaeda. Thus, the writer was implicitly linking Arab dudes in general with extremist terrorists. Do you see how someone might construe that as a teeny bit racist?
Jesus H. Mohammed, you really have to spell it the fuck out with some people.
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I_Wanna_Spank_That_Azz | October 1, 2009 at 7:59 am
Heck Yeah, check out that PHAT AZZ. She’s looking damn good.
Cosmo | October 1, 2009 at 8:14 am
For shit sake! Does a woman have to be unpleasantly skinny to be attractive? If I had her money quite frankly I’d tell people like you in this world to kiss my fat butt, and do as I damn well please. Including shopping at Target. What the hell is wrong with people in this world.
Cosmo | October 1, 2009 at 8:14 am
For shit sake! Does a woman have to be unpleasantly skinny to be attractive? If I had her money quite frankly I’d tell people like you in this world to kiss my fat butt, and do as I damn well please. Including shopping at Target. What the hell is wrong with people in this world.
kill the stalkers already | October 1, 2009 at 8:18 am
ahhhh the filthy media who pay thug photographers to stalk the famous for the idiotic masses entertainment. I think if I were an actor I would have to assault at least one to let em know where they really stand.
Britney has a tremendous body unless you are a homo.
joe blow | October 1, 2009 at 8:42 am
I’d fuck the crazy hillbilly out of that.
courtneealexis | October 1, 2009 at 8:43 am
it’s not the best outfit in the whole-wide-world, but she certainly doesn’t look fat or unfit. Seriously, the body standards you put on celebrities is outrageous.
joe blow | October 1, 2009 at 8:53 am
22. bla bla – October 1, 2009 6:40 AM
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ??
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No, shorts and boots aren’t crazy.
Posting the same rambling shit 3 times in 1 minute? Now that’s crazy.
Savalas | October 1, 2009 at 9:02 am
I bet the inside of those boots smell like a cross between cat urine and provolone cheese.
Anon | October 1, 2009 at 9:02 am
the body standard shitny set herself means she doesn’t look all that good here.
but by normal (well considering) womens standards especially the female posters on here that body shape does look amazing
jinxy | October 1, 2009 at 9:13 am
Are you people joking??? I would plow that til i was blue in the face. She is gorgeous
88 | October 1, 2009 at 9:20 am
If she wore a normal shirt (ie: one that covers), I don’t think there would be anything wrong with it.
joebob | October 1, 2009 at 9:26 am
Only women who starve themselves are skinny enough for this site’s commenters. 95% of the guys perusing this site would instantly lose half of their blood volume into their penises if they saw this walking around their local Target.
Anon | October 1, 2009 at 9:41 am
lol at the women thinking the know what men find attractive.
newsflash guys like boobs and bums something skinny girls dont have.
just because you’re all fat and get no attention so need to convince yourself that it’s because guys want stick thin freaks that you see on catwalks attended by women and gay guys only.
Have you ever though of getting on a treadmill and a personality?
95% of guys on here would instantly lose half their blood volume from their penis back into their bodies if they saw you lot trying to be sexy
Bonfire Beach | October 1, 2009 at 9:42 am
Why didn’t anyone mention the fact that she bought a fucking birdcage?
JCH | October 1, 2009 at 9:45 am
100% hot mess. Uggs with shorts and a belly shirt at Target. Hasn’t someone warned her that such attire is only acceptable at Wal-Mart?
Dina Marie | October 1, 2009 at 9:51 am
Yeah how come thats all right before you thinking greatested this from you.
Gump | October 1, 2009 at 9:52 am
Actually, the Daisy Dukes are a great look for her. The pink boots, not so much.
Dina Marie | October 1, 2009 at 9:54 am
Here is a sing it!
Heart E,You And I.
Heart E,You And I.
Darcy | October 1, 2009 at 9:56 am
I like how everyone has a problem with you being racist, but not with you being misogynistic or fatphobic or homophobic.
I hate that I read this blog.
Darcy | October 1, 2009 at 9:56 am
I like how everyone has a problem with you being racist, but not with you being misogynistic or fatphobic or homophobic.
I hate that I read this blog.
Here comes the slutney crazy train | October 1, 2009 at 10:06 am
Oh Slutney…
Signs of an impending slutney crazytrain eruption:
* Greasy unwashed hair
* Oversized “I’m an important celebrity FUCK YOU” sunglasses
* Thinking she’s 16 & dressing accordingly (although, for her, wearing a bra = the height of elegance)
* Stupid inappropriate footwear
* Vacant vapid methed out look on her face
What I don’t understand about this trainler trash dumbass is, she supposedly danced hard every night (she sure as hell wasn’t singing), yet she has cellulite, a thick body, tree trunk legs, a flabby ass & a turkey neck. What’s up with that, slutney?
Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | October 1, 2009 at 10:14 am
I want to:
A. Bury my nose in those sweet lil Daisy Dukes and sniff the beejeebus out of em from ass to taint to pussy
B. Bury my blood engorged member in her ass, mouth, pussy and cleavage. In that order. I’d love to hold off popping my load until I was snuggled between her mommy-pillows and let my jism juice coat the underside of her chin and get up on her lips.
Oh, yeah.
josh duggins | October 1, 2009 at 10:16 am
I would lick her asshole clean and start on the clean shaven beaver