Well, it’s official: Crazy Britney is back, and in full uniform. Here she is rekindling her love affair with Daisy Dukes Wednesday afternoon, and I’m starting to think going to Target has become this year’s aimlessly drive around until it’s time to eat a gas station burrito. That said, I give it three weeks until she’s packed full of vagina bombs by a new Al Qaeda boyfriend. “But, daddy, I loves him!”
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I’d like to wear her ass for a hat.
yikes. i wouldnt want to see anyone dressed like that in target. or anywhere else.
looks.. trailer-trashy. and this is from someone who LOVES britney spears!!
Superficial, you is crazy. I think this is the first story you posted that made me never want to read you again. Your Al Qaeda comment reads quite racist. And Britney looks great in those shorts. Later…dummy.
i agree with tenant – usually you seem like a decent, good guy, but that was a full fledged discrimination. way to go.
Ugh. What a fatso.
“I’d like to wear her ass for a hat.”
It’d have to be a sombrero… that’s one big ass. Her legs look like tree trunks.
At least her legs are still really muscular and in great dancer shape.
I guess I’m the only one here, who thinks that Britney looks very sweet at these pictures…
Jesus no wonder this chick was crazy, they follow her around in the damn supermarket. There should be laws about that kinda thing, you know, laws against stalking. Its at least good to see Britney do her own shopping even though she’ll be swarmed by these assbag photogs.
Not flattering. You can tell she’s had kids, shame when she obviously has worked hard at trying to get her figure back.
And the joke wasn’t funny.
She’s crazy for wearing short shorts? LOL WUT?
Love them meaty thighs. Short shorts + boots = trashy, but somehow always a WIN.
Plus, she shops at Target. TARGET!! My favorite store in the whole universe.
Them legs look pretty damn sweet to me.
good dress :)
I agree with 6 & 7, what the fuck fish? Have you swapped writer again? To a slightly racist one?
Face it, she is mentally ill.
Its racist to refer to Al Qaeda and bombs in the same sentence? Its a terrorist organisation not a race people. Feel better yet?
Its racist to refer to Al Qaeda and bombs in the same sentence? Its a terrorist organisation not a race people. Feel better yet?
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ?? wooow…
she look good pretty damn good ! who care s what s inside her head, no one can see it, can t make money out of it, and actually no one cares ! crazy or not, talentless or not this chick is rich, famous and at the end of the day, isn t that what everyone wants ?? well, at least being rich !!! everyone wants that ! don t say you don t coz u ll lie to yourself and if britney is crazy, let her be, she s a celebrity, celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want !— as long as they still have fans and people who care about them, and this chick has… like it or not ! i bet if she was infront of us, none of you pussies will be saying hey britney u look terrible in that outfit, you re crazy ugly and your music sucks and you re dating sandniggers !! hahaha you ll be all smilling politely almost pissing your nobodie s pants begging for her to get closer and sing you an autograph and maybe take a little picture ! lmfao …. GO brit GO ! every publicity is good publicity !! :D
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ?? wooow…
she look good pretty damn good ! who care s what s inside her head, no one can see it, can t make money out of it, and actually no one cares ! crazy or not, talentless or not this chick is rich, famous and at the end of the day, isn t that what everyone wants ?? well, at least being rich !!! everyone wants that ! don t say you don t coz u ll lie to yourself and if britney is crazy, let her be, she s a celebrity, celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want !— as long as they still have fans and people who care about them, and this chick has… like it or not ! i bet if she was infront of us, none of you pussies will be saying hey britney u look terrible in that outfit, you re crazy ugly and your music sucks and you re dating sandniggers !! hahaha you ll be all smilling politely almost pissing your nobodie s pants begging for her to get closer and sing you an autograph and maybe take a little picture ! lmfao …. GO brit GO ! every publicity is good publicity !! :D
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ?? wooow…
she look good pretty damn good ! who care s what s inside her head, no one can see it, can t make money out of it, and actually no one cares ! crazy or not, talentless or not this chick is rich, famous and at the end of the day, isn t that what everyone wants ?? well, at least being rich !!! everyone wants that ! don t say you don t coz u ll lie to yourself and if britney is crazy, let her be, she s a celebrity, celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want !— as long as they still have fans and people who care about them, and this chick has… like it or not ! i bet if she was infront of us, none of you pussies will be saying hey britney u look terrible in that outfit, you re crazy ugly and your music sucks and you re dating sandniggers !! hahaha you ll be all smilling politely almost pissing your nobodie s pants begging for her to get closer and sing you an autograph and maybe take a little picture ! lmfao …. GO brit GO ! every publicity is good publicity !! :D
Besides the boot’s… shes lookin’ pretty fit for a mother of two.
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No, it isn’t racist to refer to Al Qaeda and bombs in the same sentence. But Britney never had an ‘Al Qaeda boyfriend’, so the joke makes no sense…UNLESS! the writer was referring to that Arab paparazzi douche she dated, who had no connection to Al Qaeda. Thus, the writer was implicitly linking Arab dudes in general with extremist terrorists. Do you see how someone might construe that as a teeny bit racist?
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Heck Yeah, check out that PHAT AZZ. She’s looking damn good.
For shit sake! Does a woman have to be unpleasantly skinny to be attractive? If I had her money quite frankly I’d tell people like you in this world to kiss my fat butt, and do as I damn well please. Including shopping at Target. What the hell is wrong with people in this world.
For shit sake! Does a woman have to be unpleasantly skinny to be attractive? If I had her money quite frankly I’d tell people like you in this world to kiss my fat butt, and do as I damn well please. Including shopping at Target. What the hell is wrong with people in this world.
ahhhh the filthy media who pay thug photographers to stalk the famous for the idiotic masses entertainment. I think if I were an actor I would have to assault at least one to let em know where they really stand.
Britney has a tremendous body unless you are a homo.
I’d fuck the crazy hillbilly out of that.
it’s not the best outfit in the whole-wide-world, but she certainly doesn’t look fat or unfit. Seriously, the body standards you put on celebrities is outrageous.
22. bla bla – October 1, 2009 6:40 AM
wearing shorts shorts and pink boots is a sign of craziness ??
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No, shorts and boots aren’t crazy.
Posting the same rambling shit 3 times in 1 minute? Now that’s crazy.
I bet the inside of those boots smell like a cross between cat urine and provolone cheese.
the body standard shitny set herself means she doesn’t look all that good here.
but by normal (well considering) womens standards especially the female posters on here that body shape does look amazing
Are you people joking??? I would plow that til i was blue in the face. She is gorgeous
If she wore a normal shirt (ie: one that covers), I don’t think there would be anything wrong with it.
Only women who starve themselves are skinny enough for this site’s commenters. 95% of the guys perusing this site would instantly lose half of their blood volume into their penises if they saw this walking around their local Target.
lol at the women thinking the know what men find attractive.
newsflash guys like boobs and bums something skinny girls dont have.
just because you’re all fat and get no attention so need to convince yourself that it’s because guys want stick thin freaks that you see on catwalks attended by women and gay guys only.
Have you ever though of getting on a treadmill and a personality?
95% of guys on here would instantly lose half their blood volume from their penis back into their bodies if they saw you lot trying to be sexy
Why didn’t anyone mention the fact that she bought a fucking birdcage?
100% hot mess. Uggs with shorts and a belly shirt at Target. Hasn’t someone warned her that such attire is only acceptable at Wal-Mart?
Yeah how come thats all right before you thinking greatested this from you.
Actually, the Daisy Dukes are a great look for her. The pink boots, not so much.
Here is a sing it!
Heart E,You And I.
Heart E,You And I.
I like how everyone has a problem with you being racist, but not with you being misogynistic or fatphobic or homophobic.
I hate that I read this blog.
I like how everyone has a problem with you being racist, but not with you being misogynistic or fatphobic or homophobic.
I hate that I read this blog.
Oh Slutney…
Signs of an impending slutney crazytrain eruption:
* Greasy unwashed hair
* Oversized “I’m an important celebrity FUCK YOU” sunglasses
* Thinking she’s 16 & dressing accordingly (although, for her, wearing a bra = the height of elegance)
* Stupid inappropriate footwear
* Vacant vapid methed out look on her face
What I don’t understand about this trainler trash dumbass is, she supposedly danced hard every night (she sure as hell wasn’t singing), yet she has cellulite, a thick body, tree trunk legs, a flabby ass & a turkey neck. What’s up with that, slutney?
I want to:
A. Bury my nose in those sweet lil Daisy Dukes and sniff the beejeebus out of em from ass to taint to pussy
B. Bury my blood engorged member in her ass, mouth, pussy and cleavage. In that order. I’d love to hold off popping my load until I was snuggled between her mommy-pillows and let my jism juice coat the underside of her chin and get up on her lips.
Oh, yeah.
I would lick her asshole clean and start on the clean shaven beaver