The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    Looks like they’re arguing over who’s doing the dishes.

  2. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
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    I want her to nag me about something. Anything. I’m easy.

  3. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    “It’s the Boogey Man…run for your life…”

  4. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Earvin III and competitive sports weren’t a good match.

  5. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    She really is a cutie!

  6. Zahia Dehar Cleavage See Through Dress Boutique Opening
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    Definitely doable. Even if she were underage. What the fuck are they gonna do, throw me in jail?

  7. Usher Pointing At His Nipple See Through Shirt Empire State Building Lighting Ceremony
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    “I’m going to get a tat right here that says, “Bieber 4Ever.”

  8. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    She should be standing outside of Blimpie’s advertising blowjobs with sandwich purchases. “It’s a Beautiful Thing!”

  9. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    “Bend over just a little bit more…a little bit higher on tip-toes…ahhhh-HAAA! There it is. OK, grease ‘er up and here I come!”

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
    uhoh
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    World’s most beautiful woman.

  11. Halle Berry Pregnant Cleavage
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    Mmmm…my favorite. Chocolate Milk Duds!

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    “Those bastards at People Magazine called and said when they voted me most beautiful there was an error in the vote tally. The real winner should have been Beth Frankel.”

  13. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    Right after Britney lost her virginity she said, “Get off me, Paw, yer crushin’ my smokes!”

  14. Pink Checking Out Backup Dancers Ass
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    Looks like Pink is just as puzzled as I am.

  15. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
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    This woman definitely has a few things going in her favor.

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