The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rachel Hunter Bikini
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    And here I thought Marilyn Manson was allergic to sunlight.

  2. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    The Chateau Marmont–when you want to OD in the finest of luxury!

  3. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Underwear Skinny Dipping Instagram
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    Do we really need to see pics of the weekly de-lousing?

  4. Usher Pointing At His Nipple See Through Shirt Empire State Building Lighting Ceremony
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    I’m Usher!

  5. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    I warned you that shooting Kim Kardashian’s vagina would only make it stronger! But you fools didn’t listen!

  6. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    If that guitar could commit suicide, it so would.

  7. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    Five middle-aged brothers from B-town land

  8. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Superficial comments make Gwyneth grumpy.

  9. Rose McGowan Cleavage Karl Lagerfeld Exhibition Fendi Store
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    I’m pretty sure she’s been replaced by a Terminator.

  10. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    Now, when we get to the door, just remember–I’m George Michael and you’re Courtney Love.

  11. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    Oops, I shit them again.

  12. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    Those are some serious bone-crushing thighs.

  13. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Hey, she looks better than some of the 20 year olds posted on this site!

  14. Iggy Azalea Bending Over Hand In Ass Crack
    Mista Snazzy
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    Ahhh, so that’s how you got into the Entertainment Industry!!

    Yup, makes perfect sense!!

  15. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    RUN SPEED!!! The Harakanusafurikawagojira gang wants to steal the Mach Scooter 5! OOOOHHH!!! I wonder if they know Spritle and ChimChim are hiding in the impossibly small trunk!

  16. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
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    Kelly Brook on the set of ‘Tasting Cock’ in London. (July 6, 2013)

  17. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    Transparency.

  18. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Closeted dyke grumpy!

  19. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    It’s official. I have a better body. Than Britney. This feels pretty good considering I’m 38 years old and don’t have a trainer or nutritionist. I even have similar boots and look a lot nicer in them. Somewhere there are pigs flying right now.

  20. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    If she were dressed appropriately she’d be wearing a bra. This is shameful. You’re a grown woman, wear a bra.

  21. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
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    HGH is a hell of a drug!

  22. Pink Checking Out Backup Dancers Ass
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    The Pink Players present “The Conception of North West”.

  23. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    Mutton is dressed up as lamb, and Brook’s belly is growling for some chops.

  24. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    I want an oompa loompa! I want an oompa loopa noooow!

  25. Uma Thurman Bikini Yacht
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    Now the “Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah” thing isn’t so much a joke as a description of what her body’s doing.

  26. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    I’ll bet his balls retracted all the way back to his chest cavity when she put her hand on his thigh.

  27. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    Are we absolutely *sure* this is a movie set?

  28. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’d need to drink too if my agent was forcing me to date a girl who’s only attractive when surrounded by nerds.

  29. Pink Checking Out Backup Dancers Ass
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    Like she’s never approached one of those before.

  30. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    “That paparazzi just called me Martha Plimpton. Who the hell is Martha Plimpton??”

  31. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    Not featured: boner.

  32. Rihanna Underboob Instagram
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    I can’t tell whether that is under boob or over bra or WHAT!

  33. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    ha!! i now feel it was worth my time to use this god awful hick town hotel internet connection shared between 50 horny geologists to see this photo and the 32 below it load!!! i feel vindicated!

  34. Pink Checking Out Backup Dancers Ass
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    I wonder if Miley will also copy Pink’s phalloplasty….

  35. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    …i could’nt care less that he’s gay, i don’t give a shit that he’s fat, it’s the dressing-like-a-homeless-person-off-their-anti-psychotics that baffles the shit outta me…

  36. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    …that thing is’nt motorized, is it?

  37. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    …is that loch ness?

  38. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    …stop it …just …stop it.

  39. Iggy Azalea Bending Over Hand In Ass Crack
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    …i don’t think this was part of the performance.

  40. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    …she’s just mad her son ‘Mask’ died.

  41. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    …i really don’t know why i wanna bang her so bad …and yes, i feel a twinge of shame about it. (just a twinge, though)

  42. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Not being one tiny bit ironic in that expression either, haha!

  43. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Damn! Johnny Winter looks good for his age!

  44. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
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    “Would you fuck me…??? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me real hard!”

  45. Uma Thurman Bikini Yacht
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    “Why in the hell couldn’t one of these jugs be loaded with ice water? It’s a fucking drag…’Get me a glass of cold water, would ya, Hon?’ It should have been milk in one, ice water in the other…”

  46. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    “Gerard…what does it mean when the referee yells ‘LET!”? Gerard…Gerard…???”
    “Zzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzz…zzzzzzzzzz…”

  47. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    I’d love to violate chapter upon chapter of sodomy laws with this woman!

  48. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Hey, Stupid, when I said I wanted you to grab my box this wasn’t exactly what I meant.”

  49. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    I have to hand it to her…no matter where she goes she always looks good, like I’d love to suck on her clit till her knees give out.

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