The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
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    Old black guys with speech impediments get all the chicks… whose fathers never hugged them.

  2. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    Did that tornado send Oklahoma back to 1990?

  3. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    Kardashian tears are the ultimate condiment.

  4. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
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    I finished.

  5. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    “A person my brother pissed on is now the most famous woman alive. Bidding starts at $50,000″

  6. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    Jesus. Even her bikini selfies are a lame romantic comedy.

  7. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    She didn’t have that kid, so what’s up with that belly thing going on?

  8. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    Is she part Oompah Loompah or what? She’s Snooki orange..ew.

  9. Zahia Dehar Cleavage See Through Dress Boutique Opening
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    There’s only Zuuuulllll!

  10. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    “This isn’t so bad. You guys taking applications haha? But seriously, Sandler is super pissed at me, can I get an application?”

  11. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    Is her face pregnant?

  12. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    I like some of his music. He’s a bit of a dickhead. I however am mature enough to separate the two. On most days.

  13. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    Aka Donnie and the Other Guys.

  14. Rihanna Underboob Instagram
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    Why wear a bra if your titties are out of it? Go braless. Silly bitch.

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Someone googled themselves this morning. MUAHAHAHA.

  16. Rose McGowan Cleavage Karl Lagerfeld Exhibition Fendi Store
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    Jeez. Her face bounced back, it’s a Bumble!

  17. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Underwear Skinny Dipping Instagram
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    Weird. Kendra Wilkinson getting naked for attention. Who saw that coming?

  18. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    Awesome boots on a crazy bitch.

  19. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    Are they never not together? She must be a stage 5 clinger.

  20. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
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    Blanda Eggenschwiler? Was Nancy Nazi taken the day her parents named her?

  21. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    “Alright Mall of America! Who’s ready to rock?!”

  22. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    The LAPD’s uniforms are skewing a little young these days.

  23. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    You know Danny smells like cigarettes and poker machines.

  24. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    Was he worried that someone was gonna steal those fucking things? He shouldn’t have.

  25. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    Lady Xanax of House Klonopin.

  26. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    BOYYOIYOING!

  27. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
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    BURT MACLIN ON THE JOB

  28. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    Una Photobomber

  29. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Dave Mustaine looks like shit

  30. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
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    Doggie style-you’re doing it wrong.

  31. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    “Paging 1977… when my hairstyle was in fashion.”

  32. Iggy Azalea Bending Over Hand In Ass Crack
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    It’s the spin-off series of Toddlers and Tiaras called No Self Esteem and Nightclubs.

  33. Rose McGowan Cleavage Karl Lagerfeld Exhibition Fendi Store
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    Why is she walking around with a carpet sample from a native american casino?

  34. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
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    Not shown – The popsicle is actually 14 inches long.

  35. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    Auditioning for the opening credits of the new live-action “Simpsons” movie.

  36. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
    Mista Snazzy
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    Wow, I had no idea Russian Vampires had a thing for African blood!!

  37. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
    EricLR
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    Let’s see them deny me that Dirty Dance-off crown THIS year!

  38. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    Jeez, and I though English SOCCER was boring.

  39. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a raging alcoholic!

  40. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    Somewhere in the background of every picture is either Alexander Skarsgard or Creepy Stephen King.

  41. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    He’s got fat in low places.

  42. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    The filters really add class.

  43. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
    EricLR
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    …And the 19th fireman asked to be reincarnated as a popsicle.

  44. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    The last pic they took before Rosie O’Donnell attacked.

  45. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    Try to guess which piece of the wardrobe was borrowed from a straight metalhead.

  46. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    We had to cut it down to 350 awards this year because that’s all that’s left who aren’t in prison.

  47. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    Well, here we go again.

  48. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    Been a helluva day. Stopped into the barber and got my usual Keeanu. Stopped at the bar and got my rum and pineapple on. And then I got kidnapped.

  49. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    Did Katy give him a perm?!

  50. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    Attention shoppers, 1991 called and I warned them to kill me before I could make “Joe Dirt.”

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