The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    Huggy Bear got fat!

  2. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    “Your total comes out to $12.52. Please drive up to next window.”

  3. Rihanna Underboob Instagram
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    It her best picture ever. We can’t see her stupid face.

  4. Halle Berry Pregnant Cleavage
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    That baby will be well fed, to say the least.

  5. Iggy Azalea Bending Over Hand In Ass Crack
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    Her performances are great!

  6. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Are you sure this isn’t Blythe Danner?

  7. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
    Spleen
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    They look so in love …

  8. Rihanna Underboob Instagram
    ScarsNTats
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    Horrible under-boob tats, and even more horrible seam/like scars under the horrible tats? Good lord, what the hell did she do to herself?

  9. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    The only thing I don’t like about her is that she’s a scientologist.

  10. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    “Where’s the baby?”
    “In the closet with my other accessories… Why?”

  11. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
    AWOL
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    I thought that was only in cartoons…
    You can actually see the stink lines emanating from his butt.

  12. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    Lithium works!

  13. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
    Spleen
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    Unappealing

  14. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
    Spleen
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    They really do look new.

  15. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    You know when the papal PR guy showed him the picture he was like, “God damnit.”

  16. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    ♪ ♫ “I love how your jeans hold up your butt…
    And I love how my breasts rest on your gut…” ♪ ♫

  17. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Those tits are still pretty nice.

  18. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    I feel like a crack baby is about to be fired out.

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Underwear Skinny Dipping Instagram
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    I thought once you had kids you stopped doing shit like this and you passed the torch to the younger hotter girls.

  20. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
    Later
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    Natural Born Ager

  21. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
    AWOL
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    And here she is, the Most Beautiful Woman on the planet Earth.

    Holy Shit What is that?! Burn it, burn it with Fire!

  22. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    I guess we know who got cast for the part of Bernie for the Weekend at Bernie’s reboot. What depth!

  23. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    “Right now, all women’s tops are half off. Thank you for shopping at Kmart…Buh bye.”

  24. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    Kneel before Zima!

  25. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    “Garth…”
    “yes, Trish, baby?”
    “I think the people here would love it made it a really special evening and brought Chris Gaines on stage for a song or two…”

    ::: rioting ensues causing a Benefit Concert for Victims and Families of the Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert to benefit United Way of Central Oklahoma May Tornadoes Relief Fund concert. :::

  26. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    That’s a spicy burrito.

  27. Usher Pointing At His Nipple See Through Shirt Empire State Building Lighting Ceremony
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    “Lunchtime Beiber.”

  28. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
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    Not shown: multiple car clashes and women slapping their husbands and boyfriends.

  29. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    “Run! They have found the secret location of the Douche Cave!”

  30. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    We can all stop wondering what “It’s Pat” would look like if rebooted by Tyler Perry.

  31. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    “I’mm proud to announce I am the winner of 364 Black Awards.”

  32. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    I wonder if the weight of that box made him shart?

  33. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    The sad part is that David Spade had nothing to do with “Grown Ups 2″ was just announcing a Blue Light special.

  34. Usher Pointing At His Nipple See Through Shirt Empire State Building Lighting Ceremony
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    “Usher, when spending time with Bieber, who’s the pitcher?”

  35. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    Ireland Baldwin with Slater Trout and beluga whale.

  36. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
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    Note he is riding a girl’s frame.

  37. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    Jesus, I’m skipping this one.

  38. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
    LLBL
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    I’m no doctor, but isn’t that thing turned the wrong way?

  39. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    Moments later, the camera, then the small man, we’re ass-sorbed into a mighty, gravitational abyss.

  40. Iggy Azalea Bending Over Hand In Ass Crack
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    I always heard wiping was supposed to be front to back.

  41. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    “Baaaaagginsss…..SHIIIIIIRRRRE!

  42. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I believe the heading of the pic was, “Hi Dad, I’m into threesomes now. Love, Piggy”

  43. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    “NO! I can do this! …I think it was lot C.”

  44. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
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    Does Will Smith know that Joe Jonas bought his Fresh Prince wardrobe?

  45. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    Someone needs to drive a truck full of lip balm over her.

  46. Pink Checking Out Backup Dancers Ass
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    “PUSH HER IN!”

  47. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    The Not Justin Timberlakes.

  48. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Sharon Stone has nice pebbles.

  49. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    “Did you want fries with your award?”

  50. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    *sigh*…”I’ve forgotten what De Niro tasted like. I keep thinking that if I put my finger in my mouth then I’ll remember, but no, that never works.”

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