The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    Just what is the appeal of Instagram, anyway? They always look awful.

  2. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    “This is what sucks about being Superman; people always want you to help them move…It’s like owning a truck.”

  3. Zahia Dehar Cleavage See Through Dress Boutique Opening
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    She’ll soon be over in the US to further her career.

  4. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    David Bowie with matching eyes?

  5. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    Her whole body looks like it went through Instagram.

  6. Sofia Vergara Butt Spandex Pants LAX
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    Wee boy on left is about to get an eyeful.

  7. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    It looks like before and after pics. Before and after someone left a corpse to bloat in a pool of water.

  8. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    “*SOB* You don’t judge, me do you Baconater?”

  9. Zahia Dehar Cleavage See Through Dress Boutique Opening
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    I forget. Is this a shot from Barbarella, or Galaxina?

  10. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    Who is taking all these photos of her?

  11. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
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    Since puberty, strangers have been inexplicably giving her free popsicles.

  12. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    “Hold on. I’ll get the wide angle lens.”

  13. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    “I’ll get you my pretty! And your PRECIOUS little seafoam tote bag!”

  14. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    That’s an outrageous camel toe. I can see her lips from here.

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    That’s the face of fifteen minutes of sunshine a day.

  16. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    The thorazine is helping. Good.

  17. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    Kids?

  18. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
    Mos
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    On one hand, you can Google her and get to see pictures of her asshole. On the other hand, you can Google her and get to see pictures of her asshole.

  19. Halle Berry Pregnant Cleavage
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    It’s difficult to exit a car just after the airbags have deployed.

  20. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
    RAWZ
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    Sadly, those are the only kissable lips on her.

  21. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
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    She knows how to use all of her assets.

  22. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Not looking like the most beautiful now.

  23. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
    Unknown
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    I think you mean Instagram, not Twitter…? Mmmm he’s so freaking hot :-). I love him on Parks and Rec but he’s even hotter all jacked mmmmm.

  24. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
    Mos
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    I like the one who looks like a weasel.

  25. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    Is she standing on a box?

  26. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    “I need all this booze. My agent just told me that that Kevin Hart movie is going to outgross me next weekend.”

  27. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    That’s the look of a man who’s living in hell. He’s going to get his ass kicked when they get back in the house.

  28. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    Well that’s unfortunate. This sort of chance occurrences make you think if there is a god he’s of the prankster variety.

  29. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    So now paparazzi is selling pictures or propped up corpses? The demand for elebrity culture is out of control.

  30. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    “Good. Use your aggressive feelings… Let the hate flow through you. “

  31. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    Yes… let the douche flow thru you.

  32. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    David Spade working at KMart sounds right to me.

  33. Rachel Hunter Bikini
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    She’s still got it going on.

  34. Iggy Azalea Bending Over Hand In Ass Crack
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    The latest dance craze sweeping the nation-the “Farrah Abraham”!

  35. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
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    Wrestling because she knocked his hat off.

  36. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
    Hugh Jazz
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    “Paging Mr. Paratesties, Mr. Harry Paratesties. (snicker)”

  37. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    “come on, surely you can name just one movie people will remember you in”

  38. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    Racist.

  39. Zahia Dehar Cleavage See Through Dress Boutique Opening
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    It seems child prostitutes are all the rage in the fashion world right now.

  40. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Underwear Skinny Dipping Instagram
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    Where’s the “after” picture?

  41. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    The shark has been jumped, illegally caught and served in an upscale Japanese restaurant to whoever took the responsibility for the Fukushima Daiichi meltdown after the tsunami. He then does the only honorable thing and commits seppuku. In a strange twist his daughter flies back from university in England for the wake and in a strange twist, is wearing this perfume. This is what i imagine Japanese life to be like from years of manga and media.

  42. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    It must be nice to have absolutely no shame.

  43. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    I love his music.

  44. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    He’s so bloated, his tattoos are spraying from his back fat.

  45. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
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    She just found out he has been paying her with monopoly money.

  46. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    LET’S GET READY TO RUMBUUUUUUUUULE!

  47. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    Looks like she’s been reduced to turning tricks to make ends meet. Some Johns like to film their exploits.

  48. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    “Early don’t eat breakfast. He thinks its a conspiracy put together by the cereal people.”

  49. Jason Segel Scared Of Paparazzi Helmet Scooter
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    One second before being pelted with eggs for agreeing to another pointless season of “How I met your Mother”.

  50. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    What next? A reunion of of all the members of Menudo?

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