The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    Mayer of Shitty Music City!! We’re no one who has taste in music lives!!

  2. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    Is the Fred Savage look back in style? I’m never been in tune with hipster fashion.

  3. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
    Who said free cheese?
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    Bradley: Are you sure this is a good idea in public?
    Gerrard: Oh God, just keep doing what you’re doing.

  4. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    Somewhere Jennifer Garner just smacked Ben Affleck upside his head again.

  5. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
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    I thought only girls posted pix like that…

  6. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    Fatter and Fatterer?

  7. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    holy mother of dave mustaine

  8. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
    tlmck
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    “Hi Mum! Look what I do for a living.”

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    She must’ve stepped in GOOP

  10. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    Is that Billy Ray?

  11. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    Instagram – Artificially Enhancing Your Douchiness Since 2010

  12. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
    Fatpig McDeuce
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    Here we see individual photons being inescapably pulled into the Fat Hole’s gravity well.
    Fat Hole.
    Flat Hole.
    Black Microphone.
    Goddamn autocorrect. “BLACK. HOLE.”

  13. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    Despite his afflictions, dude does know how to wield that axe.

  14. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    Could have been worse…could have been sponsored by KFC.

  15. Kelly Brook Eating Popsicle Taking Stock Set
    Fruntle McMuntlesby
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    They misspelled cock.

  16. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
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    How did my picture end up here?

  17. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    Garth Brooks is kinda teddy bear cute with that little bit of tub.

  18. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    “I may be the man of steel but fuck this box is heavy”

  19. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    Probably the only paying gig she has had in a while.

  20. Katherine Heigl Bikini Instagram
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    Instagram – “Making Your Weirdly Lumpy Body Glow In Sickly Colors Since 2010″

  21. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    you misspelled “working at”

  22. Rachel Hunter Bikini
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    still got it

  23. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    You’ve all said what I thought of saying, except for this: Brandy looks good.

  24. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    Paz de la Huerta – “Making Real Life Look Like an Instagram Filter Since 2010″

  25. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Underwear Skinny Dipping Instagram
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    Ok, I’m bored with making Instagram jokes.

    And really really sick of Instagram in general.

  26. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    going bald is what you get for being named Slater Trout

  27. Uma Thurman Bikini Yacht
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    She’s stacked.

  28. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pregnant Belly
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    I know what Michelle has been up to.

  29. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    Gerard was so badass in “Olympus Has Fallen”. Great movie.

  30. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Hondo no like…

  31. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Soak it all in, Bar. Gwyneth says you can’t get too much sunlight.

  32. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    It’s literally been 30 years since anyone wanted to see that.

  33. Henry Cavill Girlfriend Kaley Cuoco Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Faster than a speeding bullet my ass! You’ve been struggling with that box for 15 minutes.”

  34. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
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    Eastern European prostitutes have names now? What the fuck is the world coming to?

  35. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    How come we don’t see Chris Gaines performing anymore?

  36. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    Looks like they both have the same hairdresser.

    Gerard – be a Scotsman and get down a decent barber.

  37. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    Eating. WATFO?

  38. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    “Shhhhh… Who do you think Michael got that Jesus Juice recipe from? That’s right….”

  39. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
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    Joe was having one of those ‘I think I’ll emulate the style of Jethro on that episode of Beverly Hillbillies when he wanted to be a movie director’ days. Good for him.

  40. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    I’ll be damned, Jonah Hill really has transformed himself.

  41. Russell Simmons Hana Nitsche On Back Bikini Bottom
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    “Crystal! Ruby! Russel threw his back out again! Come over here and push him from the front – I’m pulling from the back!”

  42. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    You may think of them as Jonathan, Danny, Jordan, Donnie and Joey, but its actually Top, Power Bottom, Bottom, Vers, Extraordinarily Bottom Bottom.

  43. Chris Pratt Ripped Muscles Instagram
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    Doesn’t even look like the same guy – I suppose MouseRat is sure to get a record deal now.

  44. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    That is seriously the worst case of chlamydia I’ve ever seen.minecraft transporting horses

  45. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    “Trisha, in front of you, God, and all these people, I am so sorry about the whole Chris Gaines thing…”

  46. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    Still learning how to use a telephone handset.

  47. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    Christ…

  48. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    Looks like Janis Joplin on the left.

  49. Trisha Yearwood Garth Brooks Belly To Belly Oklahoma Twister Relief Concert
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    Nothing like a belly rub to the boobs to show some love.

  50. Bradley Cooper Gerard Butler Eyes Closed In Ecstacy Wimbledon
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    “Brad, all I heard you say was ‘gentleman’s singles match’, which sounded pretty awesome. This is a just a bunch of dudes playing tennis.”

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