The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13

July 8th, 2013 // 447 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius producers of her current film who decided to include a scene where she eats dick-shaped foods, and Bradley Cooper with Gerard Butler not at all sharing a moment of reflection about Justin Timberlake‘s wife. They just love tennis.

And ass. I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    Just remember Brittney: the Mirror is a liar.

  2. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
    anonymous
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    He is pissed because she got the bike with the basket.

  3. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    Fatal Attraction: Attention Whore

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
    yourmom
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    Spicoli! Get back to class!

  5. Kendra Wilkinson Butt Underwear Skinny Dipping Instagram
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    Pretty much looks like every summer weekend in Oklahoma after a case of PBR.

  6. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
    johnny p!
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    ‘David Spade’. ‘K-Mart’. ‘Grown Ups 2′.
    Sounds about right.

  7. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    “Fred Armisen will NOT TOLERATE BEING IGNORED!”

  8. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    The other girl is too fat to get mentioned in the caption.

  9. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    This chick has some great tits!

  10. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
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    I like how they pseudo coordinated their shirts. And their faces.

  11. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    If her eyes weren’t so close together and retarded looking, she’d be really smoking, albeit in an insufferable pig sort of way.

  12. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    And though Jorge screamed at the top of his lungs, it wasn’t enough. Reese tripped over the water hose, sending her chin straight through the skull of his 3 year old grandson, killing him instantly.

  13. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
    johnny p!
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    Spaz-de-la-Hurtya, baby, same outfit as last week?!?
    How did ya get the bloodstains out, you shiny intoxicated violent temptress?

  14. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Hey dude…what’s your problem!?

  15. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
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    Looks like the Indigo Girls are getting back together!

  16. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra See Through Shirt
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    My basic instincts are to move on to the next photo quickly.

  17. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    Whew! Somebody’s got REALLY bad breath!

  18. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    Someone forgot her organic bio-cleanse wheat grass & fennel shake this morning!

  19. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
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    I’m sorry, but this is as close as I can safely get and not contract HPV.

  20. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    “Shoe buckles are totally making a comeback”
    “I used to bang Brad Pitt…”

  21. John Mayer Douche Face The Today Show
    johnny p!
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    The smile lets you know he’s still wearing that da-glo lime-green thong under his jeans.

  22. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    My god, are they doing a gay version of Posse? Wasn’t the first one bad enough?

  23. Pope Francis About To Kiss Young Boy
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    “I want to bless the inside of your mouth. Would you let Papa do this? I promise Jesus won’t watch, unless you want him to.”

  24. Amber Rose Posing Against Wall With Ass Out
    johnny p!
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    That neighborhood has been plastered with pics of a poodle that’s been missing for a week, with a reward offered.
    Dude with the camera just found it.

  25. Halle Berry Pregnant Cleavage
    johnny p!
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    Still CRAZY hot.

  26. Joe Jonas Girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler Bike Ride
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    I couldnt tell which was the guy and which was the girl. Then I kind of went into a Where’s Waldo mode and saw the stubble on the guy on the right.

    They both have nice blouses, though.

  27. The New Kids On The Block Hosting Pure Nightclub Evening Vegas
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    “But it hurts real bad!”
    “It’s just a boner, Jonathan. Here, let me rub it a little, and then we have to take this picture.”

  28. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS??????

  29. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    Bombed meets Photobombed…

  30. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    I thought Fraggles weren’t really real.

  31. Zahia Dehar Cleavage See Through Dress Boutique Opening
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    Glitter really is the STD of craft supplies!

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
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    My boner has nothing witty to say

  33. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    Nice of her to crop out his giant boner.

  34. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    I feel so bad for Oprah and her weight issues

  35. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Baby Bump Sweaty Face
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    what’s orange and puffy and not a Cheeto?

  36. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    In every picture there is always a white man in a cream shirt yelling “You’re pregnant, aren’t you!”

  37. Brandy McDonalds Podium 365 Black Awards
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    No one sees the irony in McDonalds?

  38. Juliette Lewis Looking Confused With Random Guy
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    Umm….Lumbergh Fucked her.

  39. Britney Spears Sad Looking Legs Boots Miniskirt
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    “Snif, ma paw wonna lemme go barefoot in dem pee-pee wooms no mo!”

  40. Pink Checking Out Backup Dancers Ass
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    How does she get it to stay up there? Mine always drops down–what do you mean she doesn’t have one too? That’s just weird. I mean we all know that you get a vagina AND a penis. Wait, no? Just me?

  41. David Spade Kmart Promotional Event Grown Ups 2
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    “Hey, I got new hair plugs bitch, get over here. And bring that slutty friend of yours too.”

  42. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
    Yeah right
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    Look! I have a boyfriend with male pattern baldness who’s hairline visibly recedes as you look at it!!

  43. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    damn it, I worxed all over my keyboard!!

  44. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout Instagram
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    and my CHUNKY chub friend is zero threat! Ooops! he banged her too! Bastard!

  45. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    This Katie Price mannequin is horrible. It’s not even remotely lifelike. I hope the promoter kept the receipt.

  46. Rob Kardashian Shirtless Man Boob Eating Sandwitch Knit Hat Instagram
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    Is that spray-on cheese-wiz?

  47. Gwyneth Paltrow No Make Up Haggard Looking Face
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    I dont think its a coincidence her husband is *never* in a picture with her

  48. Katie Price Cleavage Giant Lip Costume Kissable Fragrance Launch
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    Ultra duck-lips engage!

  49. Reese Witherspoon Photobomb
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    Hey, he’s allowed to stand on American ground and ask any questions he wants to ask.

  50. Earvin Johnson III Floppy Hat See Through Shirt Skirt Purse
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    Safe to say there won’t be a Earvin Johnson IV.

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