Took me a minute to realize there was a car in there and not just a giant extension of her body. Whoops
I can’t get over the, “I just ate Hansel and Gretel” look on her face.
i can’t get over this comment…hilarious! & correct
Kirstie Alley has eternal “Bitter Beer Face.”
I was thinking the same thing. What happened to her face? She scares the shit out of me.
She looks like Cher’s Kid from Mask.
It’s nice to know she got a role in the Killer Clowns from Outer Space sequel. Cheap since no makeup is needed.
The curl in her lips
The ice in her stair
The inacent children better be ware
She’s like a spider waiting
for the kill
Look out for
Cruella De Vil
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the reason who every last teacher who was bitching about not getting every little union demand should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
“I give you the reason WHO every last teacher who was…”
Did you mean to say “I give you the reason WHY every last teacher who was…”?
Chances of you actually being an English teacher are slim, but if you are, then I am glad you were not mine. If you are going to criticize someone’s admittedly horrible spelling and grammar, then at least make sure you are using correct spelling and grammar yourself.
To be fair, though, there is a big difference between an obvious slip of the fingers (“who” v. “why”) and an embarrassing misspelling (“inacent” for “innocent”)…
i read the book Precious based on the movie Precious based on the book Push by Sapphire and that is actually one of her original poems.
HA! Guess I should have looked closer before I copied and pasted. I skimmed it.
I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
You’re lucky I was here, no one else ever recognizes that terrific Simpsons quote.
Oh, I do. ;)
Get in my belly!
“Did someone drop a chicken wing?”
She keeps a couple buckets stashed in the folds of her arm fat in case she gets peckish during rehearsal. The Colonel’s secret herbs and spices combined with Kirstie’s pit sweat… Yum!
Fun Fact: She did hand modeling work for the Leprechaun movies.
Linda Blair? Exorcist? Pretty fucking scary.
She’s competing with Alicia Silverstone right now, unfortunately she didn’t get the memo that Alicia is preggo and will eventually shed much of the frontal mass she’s carrying right now.
Where in the hell did Ozzy Osbourne find that horrible shirt?
Damn, Mischa Barton looks like shit.
OH. MY. GOD. I just literally spewed my drink all over the computer screen – can’t… stop… laughing….
omg fat jokes are so boring.
Depends on the person, I guess if you trip the elevator alarm it’s probably annoying.
…You must be fat, then?
I bet it takes a cattle prod and a gross of Twinkees to get her to Paso Doble.
Insane Clown Posse-Unmasked!
i loved her permancue as Aughra in The Dark Crystal!
er, that’s ‘performance’
Lol… she looks just like Aughra… hahahahaa oh man. Incredible typo btw.
Is it just me or is she actually turning into crazy cat lady from the Simpsons?
I didn’t think that anything could be louder than Kirstie, but that shirt managed to pull it off!
At least the Battlefield Earth remake is true to the original’s aesthetics
I can’t quite tell from this picture… what kind of car do dragons drive?
I can answer that! Hondas! My girlfriend is a dragon as well.
Dids ize run over a cheeburger?
Shouldn’t she be trying to kill the little mermaid instead of dancing?
Did someone say quadruple chocolate, custard filled, 29 layer, homemade frosting covered in good n plenty hamburger shaped cake?
“Hey – bring me that butter so I can get out of this car.”
Her first routine is either ‘Dance of the Batshit Crazy Fortune Teller’ or an intpretative piece called ‘What if Ms. Roper Was Scary and Obese?’
I thought the word “stars” in the title of DWTS meant “celebrities”, not “stars” as in “a giant mass of burning gas.” God! I’m such an idiot!!
“Give it to us raw and wiggling!”
She thinks we’re a bag of double meat cheeseburgers … RUN THE FUCK AWAY !!!!
“I smell bacon.”
Oh, is that the actress who played the giant bug that swalloved Tommy Lee Jones at the end of Men in Black?
The Gathering is close at hand – I heard that if she does manage to eat Britney, not even Jessica Simpson can stop her from taking the Prize.
Oops. Grendel got out again.
I didn’t know they made a movie with Chucky’s mom?
And they swore up and down that the Blair Witch was just a movie.
“I just made a wet fart in there.”
She”s replacing the Pillsbury Doughboy in the new Ghostbusters. They are going to say a ton of money on special effects.
i hate her voice so much this doesn’t affect me really …when she talks..shudder.
I wouldn’t f*ck her with YOUR dick.
I just wanted to be thanked in the most important people of the week thread.
FTR – I thought “inacent ” was one of those off words I don’t know the definition of, like “onomatopoeia.”
Kirstie is fat.
That is all.
Faces of Scientology
She looks exactly like the witch who tried to eat Tom Cruise in Legend…Meg Mucklebones
“Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize your neighborhood…”
That’s all I can think of.
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Kirstie Alley leaving a rehearsal for Dancing With The Stars in Los Angeles, CA. (March 16, 2011)