Welcome to another exciting edition of a feature full of items not exciting enough to get their own post. (Just roll with it.) Now, I don’t like to toot my own horn unless I have ample free time and an empty grain silo, but the first installment went exactly as planned. And I’m talking about the comments. Jesus Christ, the comments. For those of you who don’t know, you can respond to each individual pic and you people shat pure gems that easily made it into this week’s Most Important People. So in that spirit I bring you McNulty with a fro, Emma Watson going full Samantha Ronson and Hugh Grant getting ready to solicit the world’s largest hooker who’s probably way less attractive than Elizabeth Hurley.
I’m the leprechaun,
- The Superficial
Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Was that a Mormon joke? I can’t tell if “grain solo” is a typo or not.
It wasn’t. Can you imagine the reverberatory capacity of an empty grain silo? If not, forget it and skip to the threads with tits.
If I missed this it was entirely intentional, in fact I’m trying to escape from it right now.
Where are the f*cking tits????????????
Well said sir. This site used to have tits. I, for one, liked the tits.
Took me a minute to realize there was a car in there and not just a giant extension of her body. Whoops
I can’t get over the, “I just ate Hansel and Gretel” look on her face.
i can’t get over this comment…hilarious! & correct
What the hell is the ad message?
“Lancome – It’s not just for the gendered species anymore”
I’d still hit it..
Why so serious?
Wait’ll they get a load of me.
“He stole my balloons! Bob. Gun.”
We all thought Saddam Hussein was executed. THE TRUTH IS OUT!
Kirstie Alley has eternal “Bitter Beer Face.”
I was thinking the same thing. What happened to her face? She scares the shit out of me.
Clean and sober since 1993. Also, still living then.
Flock of Seaguls was 1983
Do you think the erection is because he *isn’t* currently touching Kirstie Alley?
It looks like an erection but under the circumstances is more likely a giant protruding hernia. The shirt should probably read “I wanted a dance partner but all I got was this stupid rupture.”
Aww, Skeletor looks so happy!
There’s something missing in that picture, but I can’t quite put my finger on… Oh, that’s it. A soul.
like!
It didn’t look good on Jerry Only, it especially doesn’t look good on you, Corey.
He’s wearing his rapey face.
Man, did you ever nail it. This movie is about sexual serial killer Fred West and the horrors of Cromwell Road, and the resemblance is too fucking awful. http://www.allserialkillers.com/fred_west_and_rose_west.htm
She looks like Cher’s Kid from Mask.
It’s nice to know she got a role in the Killer Clowns from Outer Space sequel. Cheap since no makeup is needed.
I don’t think they had 800 numbers in Hemingway’s time.
Taylor Swift demonstrates her new Kanye-Block.
I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody.
She looks just like Justin Bieber.
Looks like a bad Olan Mills shoot
http://www.healthtalkonline.org.
So you don’t end up looking like this.
The curl in her lips
The ice in her stair
The inacent children better be ware
She’s like a spider waiting
for the kill
Look out for
Cruella De Vil
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the reason who every last teacher who was bitching about not getting every little union demand should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.
“I give you the reason WHO every last teacher who was…”
Did you mean to say “I give you the reason WHY every last teacher who was…”?
Chances of you actually being an English teacher are slim, but if you are, then I am glad you were not mine. If you are going to criticize someone’s admittedly horrible spelling and grammar, then at least make sure you are using correct spelling and grammar yourself.
How ironic.
To be fair, though, there is a big difference between an obvious slip of the fingers (“who” v. “why”) and an embarrassing misspelling (“inacent” for “innocent”)…
i read the book Precious based on the movie Precious based on the book Push by Sapphire and that is actually one of her original poems.
HA! Guess I should have looked closer before I copied and pasted. I skimmed it.
She’s trying to keep her motherboard from overheating.
Stay golden, Ponyboy!
Winner winner chicken dinner.
That’s my favorite post today.
She looks like either Ponyboy or the tranny chick in West Side Story. I really don’t see her appeal…unless you’re a member of NAMBLA it doesn’t make any sense
Or GLAAD
It’s Cathy!
Love the “Glamour Shot” background!
Justin Bieber sells makeup now? Sounds about right…
I wash myself with a rag on a stick!
You’re lucky I was here, no one else ever recognizes that terrific Simpsons quote.
Oh, I do. ;)
LIIIIIKE!!!!!
All he needs is an old-timey, conical megaphone, and a hand cranked film camera.
Hip… hip hop… hip hop annonomous?
YOU GIVE HIM ALL THE EASY ONES!!!
He wishes he was Charlie Sheen.
and he ran, he ran so far away
Get in my belly!
“Did someone drop a chicken wing?”
She keeps a couple buckets stashed in the folds of her arm fat in case she gets peckish during rehearsal. The Colonel’s secret herbs and spices combined with Kirstie’s pit sweat… Yum!
No. Too easy.
“Tom likes me to play dress-up for his gay friends.”
Black hole sun, won’t you come…
Wow. Samantha Ronson is looking HOT!
SommmeWHEREEE, over the mountain of XEEEEeeeee…
I just fucked Kirstie Alley and all I got was this lousy tshirt.
Jack Nicholson goes to great lengths to reprise his role as The Joker.
Fun Fact: She did hand modeling work for the Leprechaun movies.
I’ve had sex with Pat for the past 43 nights. I still can’t figure out if Pat’s a man, or a woman.
That’s actually the shirt that landed Kirstie Alley.
This is Bieber. Bieber has bitch tits.
He looked in the mirror and thought THIS was a good look??
Also, the debate about whether or not she loves rock and roll is clearly over.
Hey, Fuck You! Flock of Seagulls are making a comeback.
Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!