The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.15.11

March 15th, 2011 // 237 Comments

Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I make our photo editor work even harder for my approval only to completely ignore him while I drink my beer and stare at the television. Builds character. Anyway, throughout the course of the day we don’t get a chance to feature all the photos we want because Charlie Sheen shot another hooker or my tum-tum needs a nap-nap because writing penis jokes makes me sweepy. So here’s the inaugural post featuring such wonders as: Tracy Morgan bare-chested with a lightsaber. A sad, dateless Dane Cook arriving to his own birthday party. That kid Taylor Swift is banging despite being named “Chord” and Vanessa Hudgens in a tank top because we’re gonna get that Pulitzer, dammit.

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paully Boston Baby!
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    She launches a shoe line and noone notices bc we’re all looking at her tits.

  2. Dox
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    “Doritos? No, these are the fractured remains of Bieber’s soul. Crunchy. Delicious. And purchased for a song… literally.”

  3. Dox
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    “Quick honey, its the rare herd of drunken reality whore’s in their natural habitat.”

  4. Dox
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    I saw lips like those once.
    On a lamprey eel, right before it tried to eat my heart.

  5. Dox
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    With just a touch of a button, he becomes….

    DOUCHEMAN!

  6. Dox
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    Soo… which star is she dancing with?

  7. Dox
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    The moment Bieber realized he sold his soul for fame and fortune… but forgot to include talent in the bargain.

  8. Dox
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    Execute order…. 69.

  9. Eejut
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    WWE tryouts.

  10. Commented on this photo:

    you are witnessing the invention of the term “ratchet”.

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