Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I make our photo editor work even harder for my approval only to completely ignore him while I drink my beer and stare at the television. Builds character. Anyway, throughout the course of the day we don’t get a chance to feature all the photos we want because Charlie Sheen shot another hooker or my tum-tum needs a nap-nap because writing penis jokes makes me sweepy. So here’s the inaugural post featuring such wonders as: Tracy Morgan bare-chested with a lightsaber. A sad, dateless Dane Cook arriving to his own birthday party. That kid Taylor Swift is banging despite being named “Chord” and Vanessa Hudgens in a tank top because we’re gonna get that Pulitzer, dammit.
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THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!
Sweet. I had a boner because of Rachel McAdams but this made it go right away. Thanks!
Choad is just a typo away.
Ew, Dorito breath! Straight to oral.
These two give new meaning to the phrase ‘low maintenance’ – Britney looks to have found her soul mate.
Isn’t a single Dorito something like 5000 points on the Hollywood Diet?
“Why so serious?”
The dude in the back is giving them the finger ,the star version one finger for Star Whores!
She’s got mudflaps on her face!!! ewwwwwwwww!
Lesbeiber-flavored Doritos. Finally. Nom-nom-nom.
Exclusive: Snooki’s ultrasound picture!
“My plastic surgeon could work miracles on those hands.”
Physique. Sans fard … and Photoshop.
Gerard Butler in drag.
Whorey and Peen: Homo and the Sweet Homewrecker
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Nice fupa
OK Selena… you can do this. Just remember what mom said. Take it out. Put it in your mouth. And swallow.
who invited the fat chick to the fat chick party
from what I see there are ONLY fat chicks at this part
must be a buffet and …
And that is why Target should never try to lauch a GO International Designer Collective.
I miss Bill Hicks.
Aww it’s so cute when couples start to look like each other. He has her crazy face down pat. How romantic.
Needs a mustache to complete the look.
wrong,,,,,big bites really big bites
Look! Sunflower eyes.
Sunflower eyes?
Yep, one eye is looking at the sun and the other is looking at a flower. :-P
Is that an optical illusion, or is Britney’s neck bigger than her head?
At least Vanessa remembered to shave.
Scroll a little too far and you can see this god forsaken picture every day.
Now I understand why they picked Deena to replace Snooki.
A word to the wise: NEVER use zoom on this pic.
Pulling out an invisible dookie!
That nose job didn’t last. She should get her money back.
“Hey everybody, guess I’d better “throw in the Tao”!! Get it? Tao? Ha haha….ha…heh….why are you booing?”
Go to your room Mongo
test… [i]test[/i]
I’d sit on her face.
Why, I think they look nice. At least they are comfortable with their bodies!
Yes but thats no reason to make everyone in the room sick
After mentally calculating the average weight to vagina ratio in that photo, I’m pretty sure…no, very certain…this is not an A-List club.
“It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.”
Ha! That’s that dude Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Classic.
I’d make that face too if you forced me to dye my hair lemon yellow.
The 2 daughters gotta have Norman Bates issues! Seriously fucked up!
yikes!
This is that new trendy dance move called “Putting your tampon in”.
Don’t stare at it, eat it!!!
Dora the Explorer get the munchies
“Kunta Kinte, I have finally found you…”
“She was an American girl, raised on promises. . .”