The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.15.11

March 15th, 2011 // 244 Comments

Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I make our photo editor work even harder for my approval only to completely ignore him while I drink my beer and stare at the television. Builds character. Anyway, throughout the course of the day we don’t get a chance to feature all the photos we want because Charlie Sheen shot another hooker or my tum-tum needs a nap-nap because writing penis jokes makes me sweepy. So here’s the inaugural post featuring such wonders as: Tracy Morgan bare-chested with a lightsaber. A sad, dateless Dane Cook arriving to his own birthday party. That kid Taylor Swift is banging despite being named “Chord” and Vanessa Hudgens in a tank top because we’re gonna get that Pulitzer, dammit.

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Krusty The Klown
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    THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!

  2. it had to be said
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    Sweet. I had a boner because of Rachel McAdams but this made it go right away. Thanks!

  3. it had to be said
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    Choad is just a typo away.

  4. cc
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    Ew, Dorito breath! Straight to oral.

  5. Winnie
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    These two give new meaning to the phrase ‘low maintenance’ – Britney looks to have found her soul mate.

  6. Stewie Griffin
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    Isn’t a single Dorito something like 5000 points on the Hollywood Diet?

  7. crazypants
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    “Why so serious?”

  8. God is Black
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    The dude in the back is giving them the finger ,the star version one finger for Star Whores!

  9. turd da third
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    She’s got mudflaps on her face!!! ewwwwwwwww!

  10. Fifi
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    Lesbeiber-flavored Doritos. Finally. Nom-nom-nom.

  11. Fifi
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    Exclusive: Snooki’s ultrasound picture!

  12. Fifi
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    “My plastic surgeon could work miracles on those hands.”

  13. Fifi
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    Physique. Sans fard … and Photoshop.

  14. Fifi
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    Gerard Butler in drag.

  15. Fifi
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    Whorey and Peen: Homo and the Sweet Homewrecker

  16. Fifi
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    NEW on Bravo! Whorey and Peen: Homo Meet Homewrecker

  17. sweetlips
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    Nice fupa

  18. GridLock
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    OK Selena… you can do this. Just remember what mom said. Take it out. Put it in your mouth. And swallow.

  19. Commented on this photo:

    who invited the fat chick to the fat chick party

  20. MarkM
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    And that is why Target should never try to lauch a GO International Designer Collective.

  21. know nothings
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    I miss Bill Hicks.

  22. meh
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    Aww it’s so cute when couples start to look like each other. He has her crazy face down pat. How romantic.

  23. Grand Poobah
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    Needs a mustache to complete the look.

  24. Grand Poobah
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    wrong,,,,,big bites really big bites

  25. Just_As_it_IS
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    Look! Sunflower eyes.
    Sunflower eyes?
    Yep, one eye is looking at the sun and the other is looking at a flower. :-P

  26. joho777
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    Is that an optical illusion, or is Britney’s neck bigger than her head?

  27. joho777
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    At least Vanessa remembered to shave.

  28. Mike Walker
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    Scroll a little too far and you can see this god forsaken picture every day.

  29. joho777
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    Now I understand why they picked Deena to replace Snooki.

  30. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    A word to the wise: NEVER use zoom on this pic.

  31. IAmAGuest
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    Pulling out an invisible dookie!

  32. mim
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    That nose job didn’t last. She should get her money back.

  33. Jack
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    “Hey everybody, guess I’d better “throw in the Tao”!! Get it? Tao? Ha haha….ha…heh….why are you booing?”

  34. Bigalkie
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    Go to your room Mongo

  35. Test
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    test… [i]test[/i]

  36. Peter
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    I’d sit on her face.

  37. Asiah
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    Why, I think they look nice. At least they are comfortable with their bodies!

  38. Commented on this photo:

    After mentally calculating the average weight to vagina ratio in that photo, I’m pretty sure…no, very certain…this is not an A-List club.

  39. Vlad
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    “It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.”

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    I’d make that face too if you forced me to dye my hair lemon yellow.

  41. Commented on this photo:

    The 2 daughters gotta have Norman Bates issues! Seriously fucked up!

  42. Josie
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    yikes!

  43. The Royal Penis
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    This is that new trendy dance move called “Putting your tampon in”.

  44. Strellson
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    Don’t stare at it, eat it!!!

  45. Arlmlo Schlongfooster
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    Dora the Explorer get the munchies

  46. Commented on this photo:

    “Kunta Kinte, I have finally found you…”

  47. Commented on this photo:

    “She was an American girl, raised on promises. . .”

  48. Capn' Lou
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    ……not with Bea Arthur’s dick

  49. Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the Lane Bryant breakroom during free donut day.

  50. Paully Boston Baby!
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    Trouty Mouth!!! My Gleeks now whats up. hahahha

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