Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I make our photo editor work even harder for my approval only to completely ignore him while I drink my beer and stare at the television. Builds character. Anyway, throughout the course of the day we don’t get a chance to feature all the photos we want because Charlie Sheen shot another hooker or my tum-tum needs a nap-nap because writing penis jokes makes me sweepy. So here’s the inaugural post featuring such wonders as: Tracy Morgan bare-chested with a lightsaber. A sad, dateless Dane Cook arriving to his own birthday party. That kid Taylor Swift is banging despite being named “Chord” and Vanessa Hudgens in a tank top because we’re gonna get that Pulitzer, dammit.
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That’s one strange looking marital aid. Do the holes decrease wind resistance?
I guess working at a nursing home can have it’s perks
Initially, a rhinestone g-string seemed like a good idea to Justin.
her bag reads “physique”. no.
In addition to trouble, our little Tori enjoys cooking, where she mashes potatoes with her face.
What’s a Chord?
It’s something Over a street. Kinda like roadkill.
Remember that term “Eraser-head”?…
Can we call that a Pussy Eating Grin?
In the moments before her lips exploded, things seemed relatively calm.
Next on the crotch-grabber express is personal jesus Justin Bieber….
i was entirely unaware of the fact that one could look smug whilst eating doritos. touche, bitch.
The white guy disguise ain’t workin’ Pookie, we still know you’re Chris “ouch, my wip” Brown.
When Deena asked the dressmaker if she could create the perfect outfit in her size for her trip to Vegas, the only question that came to mind was.”How many inches in an acre?”
i don’t know why 30 rock writers insist on showing off his fat, stretch marked mutant body.
Angry ginger kids scare me.
Oops! She did it again!
In a moment of unparalleled introspection, Selena thought “This chip may outlast my career”
Sooooo… we didn’t miss much, did we?
I would have thought he would have been kicked the fuck out of the Jedi Order for that gut. Yoda sad this makes. Need to visit a gym you must. Casual sex, you will not have.
What is this? A Macauley Kulkin look-alike contest? You win!
the very first poster beat you to that joke. FAIL…
I think his contains some kind of mind control device that makes him see a 20 years old.
He’s so in touch with his feminine side.
Lucky bastard, gets paid to be a crazy man and do wild antics. Can’t think of a moment on 30 Rock where he’s ever had a taxing situation.
I am speechless.
When did they move all the Eskimo women to Jersey?
+1
Why is Kramer there?
Looks like Beetlejuice:
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God damn! one her legs looks like those giant sewer pipes…
jesus fucking christ…those huge, stumpy legs…those thick ankles…those lumpy, flat fucking feet…i think i’m gonna barf..
Loving the Paul Simon Photobomb.
Must be French Stewart Friday at the Tao.
I would love to see Daniel Craig in a remake of “Mobsters”
He looks like Macaulay Caulkin singing about being home alone…
He looks like the love child of Eminem and Ice Cube.
Nobody likes dirty blonde hippies making troub, especially in Hollywood. Take your hackey sack and go home.
Justin Bieber’s angrier, much gayer brother trolling for Ed Hardy shirts.
Creepiest valet EVAR.
I thought she was a blackjack dealer at the Overlook Hotel.
She knew she was out of shape when she couldn’t open a tin can with her chin anymore.
The guy in the back looks like Keanu Reeves. Sort of. LOL
I didn’t know Pee Wee Herman had a brother.
Seeing this made me think about what a great couple Jessica Simpson and her hair stylist would make.
If he were straight and she lost a hundred pounds
Since he’s got Sisqo’s hair can we call him Chrisqo now?? Please say yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Damn, Fire Marshall Bill is looking pretty good.
You just know that his jizz is 80% glitter.
I…like…this.
Flavorless Flav
Oooooooh, MIP vote!
It’s because he realized his zipper is open, ya’ll.
Um, I’m a little peeved I can see the shoes, guys. Sheesh.
Not a lot of us can say we have a picture of ourselves the exact moment puberty struck.
Ha! Made me laugh..
She looks thrilled to be with Doritos and whoever the crazy guy is – just as long as she isn’t with the recent un-lesbian Bieber.