Courtney Love (a.k.a. “Madonna on meth” above) is claiming that the ashes of her late husband Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain were stolen. The ashes were stored in, brace yourself, a pink teddy bear bag with a lock of Kurt’s hair. It was allegedly taken from her house along with thousands of dollars in jewelry, according to News of the World:
Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”
The sad news will sicken the millions of Cobain and Nirvana fans worldwide.
Okay, I don’t know what’s worse: That someone actually stole Kurt Cobain’s ashes or that they were stored in a pink teddy bear bag. Wasn’t a hollowed out Rainbow Brite laying around? But, seriously, Courtney is pretty upset and might pack it in. So, to whoever stole the ashes, how much to never return them and do you accept PayPal?
cate | June 2, 2008 at 8:58 am
she is so beautiful [/sarcasm]
i would | June 2, 2008 at 9:00 am
hit that!
Mike Oxbhig | June 2, 2008 at 9:05 am
Yeesh….is she missing her teeth?
Deechronic | June 2, 2008 at 9:05 am
maybe she just snorted them… and just forgot
sissy | June 2, 2008 at 9:08 am
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous site !!!.Sugar mingle. c o m. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
Sex Nuts & Retard Strong | June 2, 2008 at 9:11 am
I wish Robert Downey Jr. would punch her in her nutsickles. Seriously, what kind of f*d up world is this when she can put Cobain’s ashes in f*ing teddy bear?? It should be her in the teddy bear and Cobain running around f*d up on coke.
Coco | June 2, 2008 at 9:13 am
Maybe Keith Richards snorted them
bakinmycake | June 2, 2008 at 9:35 am
Maybe she blew the teddy bear a little too hard….
havoc | June 2, 2008 at 9:45 am
Kurt Cobain is dead?
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Auntie Kryst | June 2, 2008 at 9:48 am
This is sad news, I’ll have to don my mourning plaid shirt.. Does anyone know if the mayor of Seattle called for martial law until his remains are found?
britney's weave | June 2, 2008 at 9:49 am
it’s actually kind of sad that someone would steal ashes… i wonder if they’ll try and ransom them.
Leila | June 2, 2008 at 10:06 am
What world have you been living in?, everybody knows Courtney put the ashes inside a teddy bear.
What we all need to know is why she got away with murder.
The White Urkle | June 2, 2008 at 10:19 am
Courtney has a nice set of tits for a woman of her age.
Oh, Nirvana sucked ass. Worst band ever. Boo hoo, I am kurt cobain, my nuts are empty and my bank account is full. I think I will blow my brains out.
Fucking loser.
McLovin' | June 2, 2008 at 10:26 am
This skankey bitch snorted his shit- LITERALLY!
I hope she rots in hell. She is so useless just like being a useless wife to Kurt. All she did was contribute to his demons.
McLovin' | June 2, 2008 at 10:31 am
Oh and another thing: A real woman who was in love wouldn’t careless put his remains like that. Its like spitting on the grave.
Another reason why she is a whore who loved him for the wrong reasons.
I HOPE SHE BURNS!
Forrest Fordutreese | June 2, 2008 at 10:33 am
The pink teddy bear was the second choice to keep Kurt’s ashes after the Teddy Ruxpin doll became possessed.
CrazedNirvanaFan | June 2, 2008 at 11:04 am
Ok seriously. I don’t believe for a second that Courtney’s house was robbed and the ashes were stolen. I have a feeling this is all some plot to get money or something like that. I’ll never believe Kurt killed himself either. Let the man rest in peace for christs sake. Every couple of months there is some type of news going on about him. Leave him be. Jesus. If the house really was robbed and some asshole really does have his ashes then I hope they burn in hell and Courtney….Well you know the rest ;)
sportsdvl | June 2, 2008 at 11:42 am
Anybody who believes the ashes were “stolen” and not that she just snorted him is high themselves!
Conscience_Found | June 2, 2008 at 11:44 am
Fish, I respectfully request you take this down.
Courtney Love can’t take the piling on. This isn’t a funny story. Come on people you laid off Brit eventually, but this one is post-tragedy.
Corlyss | June 2, 2008 at 11:46 am
What a fucking selfish cunt. She has a daughter who already had her father commit suicide (or was killed by that crazy bitch of a mother) and now she wants to put her daughter through it again? It will be public, and the girl will never hear the end of it. Grow the fuck up Courtney.
Sid | June 2, 2008 at 11:46 am
She’s suicidal? Somebody give the thief a medal! Do it, Courtney – slice LENGTHWISE and then chew up the ends of the severed veins, just to be safe.
Corlyss | June 2, 2008 at 11:48 am
#19. It’s not that the Fish laid off Britney. It’s that Britney laid off the drugs and became less funny. The only humor I see here is in a place that is well reserved for it. The ashes were disgracefully put in a fucking teddy bear instead of something that might actually honor what Kurt was.
toolboy | June 2, 2008 at 11:49 am
Stupid shit happens to stupid clams. Courtney is a stupid clam. Where’s the Seattle clam bake going to be held?? Fucking Yoko…..
iowa girl | June 2, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I love knowing that she doesn’t even think about her daughter at times like these. Wow, is all i can say. What a selfish skank
Frances Bean | June 2, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Do it, mom. Use a shotgun. Call it a tribute. But just fucking do it.
Bobby Mitchelle | June 2, 2008 at 12:51 pm
FRST!!! Shes ugly.
Yeah Right | June 2, 2008 at 12:53 pm
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Hmmm… What sort of drug habit would lead anyone to sell her husbands ashes?
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Hash | June 2, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I so hope that homicidal bitch offs herself!
She killed him, she got rich because of him, now she wants to get richer with lies over him. She isn’t human. Bitch.
Ted from LA | June 2, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Is it in bad taste to put the ashes of a loved one in a teddy bear? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Does a bear wear a big hat?
amma | June 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm
You know, I am a Nirvana fan. And not in a “retro” way. I’m of an age, you know? What I find interesting about all of this is that years and years ago, after Kurt died…Courtney claimed to have scattered his ashes in a Buddhist ceremony. In fact, I remember her very clearly stating that this was done overseas in India or somewhere around there. So…? Oh, what…she’s crazy? And makes stuff up? I have no doubt LOTS of people would want to steal his ashes. But it didn’t seem possible given what she said became of them in the first place.
Um, jewelry and ashes, stolen? *Maybe* she ought to be more careful about who she lets into her crack den…oh, I mean house. Cause, she’s clean, right? Right;)
Hecubus | June 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
We all joke around and stuff but if she’s suicidal this is serious, somebody please pass this message on to Courtney before she does something stupid …
Courtney, I know this must be a very trying time and you must be stressed out of your mind but please don’t be so worried. They can’t use a person’s ashes to find out who killed them, no matter what kind of tests they run. It’s just not possible. Look at it this way, if they didn’t realise you’d hired someone to kill him after finding his body full of too much heroin to allow him to hold a shotgun in a room with a chair blocking of a doorway that didn’t lead anywhere they’re not going to find out the truth from a handful of black powder. Hope you get well soon Courtney, you’re a hero to all of us cheating lying murderers everywhere.
UglyPeopleSafaris | June 2, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I cant tell you where they went, but I can tell you that it was delicious
Jay | June 2, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I think nirvana fans would be happy to know this bitch is no longer in custody of his ashes. Then she claims she’ll kill herself because of this… and the problem is? I am so fed up with her bullshit. His name needs to stay out of her fucking mouth from now on. FUCK HOLE…FUCK HER…
Erica | June 2, 2008 at 4:38 pm
#13. Nirvana was a great band. I’d like to see YOU play music better than them.
Shady | June 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm
she killed him and now lost his ashes great
Mike | June 2, 2008 at 5:32 pm
I’m not saying Courtney loved him or anyone else, but why would she need to kill him? What possible gain could there be? Cobain killed himself because he was a devil-possessed loser who was running out of creative juice and thought death would be the best way to seal his fame.
M | June 2, 2008 at 8:50 pm
She sniffed his ashes…..crazy bitch
tru | June 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm
OH DEAR GOD PLEASE!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, LORD, PLEASE!
LET HER DO IT! KILL YOURSELF WOMAN, KILL YOURSELF NOW!
now now now now now now now now now
please please please please please please
doit doit doit doit doit doit doit doit doit doit doit
Hanna | June 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm
@#36 – Let’s see:
- Because him dying would put her in the spotlight
- Because everything he left behind would be controlled by her only
- Because it’s pretty damn hard to shoot yourself with a shotgun
And the strongly supported
- It’s Courtney Love we’re talking about.
Janine | June 2, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I am really not understanding why she did bury or spread his ashes somewhere. That would have been the respectable thing to do. There are many Nirvana fans that would have liked to visit his grave.
HairCritic | June 3, 2008 at 12:15 am
Courtney please call me when you are ready for some hair extensions that look…like…hair…
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salad | June 3, 2008 at 12:37 am
It was Dave Grohl!
BLoOoD_SuGaR_BaBy | June 3, 2008 at 7:59 am
ohhh #31 i couldnt agree more……oh if only she wasnt such a self serving attention seeking slut rag n actually really meant it when she talks killing herself, it would be glorious…i pray that a house will fall on her, or maybe something with a bus, fire, or most deserved – slow torture with tiny little knives/pokers stuck n her eyes/finger nails n hammers smashing each tooth 1 by 1…and THEN fire, put it out, n repeat……….didnt she just say like a month ago that someone got credit cards in kurts name n went on a spending spree…n the authorities found no truth to this, so now i guess shes uppin the ante with his ashes….i dont believe anyone broke in, and if so i feel for francis, but i think courtney is the LAST person kurt would want in control of his remains….in a fucking pink teddy bear bag no less….will someone take one for the team already n shoot this bitch….its a shame people killed themselves after kurts death, when they shoulda been after her….lying ploting murderess whore…i mean isnt there 1 nirvana fan in the whole world just unstable enough to end her? i’ll throw the post-murder/heroic deed party, n all us nirvana fans can finally rejoice…sorry im ranting but ahhhhhhh i hate her, with every fiber of my being i hate her.. n haha #42
BLoOoD_SuGaR_BaBy | June 3, 2008 at 7:59 am
ohhh #31 i couldnt agree more……oh if only she wasnt such a self serving attention seeking slut rag n actually really meant it when she talks killing herself, it would be glorious…i pray that a house will fall on her, or maybe something with a bus, fire, or most deserved – slow torture with tiny little knives/pokers stuck n her eyes/finger nails n hammers smashing each tooth 1 by 1…and THEN fire, put it out, n repeat……….didnt she just say like a month ago that someone got credit cards in kurts name n went on a spending spree…n the authorities found no truth to this, so now i guess shes uppin the ante with his ashes….i dont believe anyone broke in, and if so i feel for francis, but i think courtney is the LAST person kurt would want in control of his remains….in a fucking pink teddy bear bag no less….will someone take one for the team already n shoot this bitch….its a shame people killed themselves after kurts death, when they shoulda been after her….lying ploting murderess whore…i mean isnt there 1 nirvana fan in the whole world just unstable enough to end her? i’ll throw the post-murder/heroic deed party, n all us nirvana fans can finally rejoice…sorry im ranting but ahhhhhhh i hate her, with every fiber of my being i hate her.. n haha #42
Hash | June 3, 2008 at 8:53 am
#39 you skipped one important issue:
- Kurt was about to leave her – maybe he had already left her, we wouldn’t know.
I’m not sure if she really hired someone to kill Kurt, but this is certainly a motive, especially when we’re talking about a psycho bitch like courtney. That, combined with all the flaws in said “suicide”, makes all this too suspicious for me to believe she’s innocent. I’d rather believe he really ended up his own life by his choice, but unfortunately, I don’t.
roop | June 3, 2008 at 11:52 am
Gee who would’ve seen this coming? Courtney’s talked about the contents of this pink teddy bear for so many years now it was like offering any opportunistic scumbag an invitation to steal it. Half the contents were buried or thrown in some river behind Kurt’s grandma’s house or Aunt’s or somewhere he’d spend a lot of time in his youth, the other half in this bear.
And to the loose change everything is a conspiracy crowd, get over it already, 9/11 was a terrorist act, Bush won Florida fair and square and Kurt Cobain blew his head off.
Hash | June 3, 2008 at 1:30 pm
#46, aka Courtney, don’t blame yourself, these things happen. People get assassinated all the time. Now GTFO of thesuperficial and go back to whatever (drug) you do.
nancy | June 4, 2008 at 7:38 am
Oh no! He’s gone forever! Now she’s gonna lose her youth and good looks !
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