Courtney Love should have another baby

The Superficial / December 16, 2009

Despite the fact Frances Bean covered for dear old mom by saying she’s “clean” after ditching her to live with grandma, Courtney Love decided to prove she’s the polar-fucking-opposite of clean by launching a verbal assault against Frances on Facebook:

“I hate to sound cold but any kid of mine who pulls this shit has lost her position. She was deceptive, she lied and she’s lying to herself. My daughter is not always honest. She is clearly deluded if she thinks she can buy her grandmother a small house in L.A. I’d love to see how that works. She thinks she has all this money. The point is, I have all the money she has.

What the hell did that last sentence even mean? Is Courtney Love actually comparing bank accounts with her teenage daughter? Because I’m pretty sure Courtney was the one who spent the last year claiming she was the victim of identity theft to cover up all that Guitar Hero Rapes Kurt Cobain money she blew on heroin. Or am I thinking of a different walking corpse with bullshit-spouting action?