Courtney Love has nipples because God’s a sick bastard and hates your eyes

September 30th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Here’s a clearly bra-less Courtney Love walking around SoHo yesterday, and this is pretty much on par with seeing my grandmother naked. If not worse. There’s no chance of fresh-baked cookies after this one, just tears, hyperventilating and the inability to ever get an erection again. Seriously, I could try to take a Viagra right now and it’d probably jump out of my hand before saying “I quit.”

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Comments (64)

  1. Eww | September 30, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    If I wanted to see “women” like this i’d go down to the Aids clinic or Cancer ward.
    Drugs are a evil, evil thing.

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  2. Smoking | September 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    What’s that blue stick she’s sucking?

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  3. Meugh | September 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Why so serious?

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  4. bot | September 30, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    She looks like the fucked up sister from Pet Cemetery.

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  5. Mr Fleshlight | September 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Scary…very scary

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  6. Me | September 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    LOL @Meugh

    Thats the same exact thing i thought

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  7. D | September 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    If I had only 5 minutes to live, I’d still do my hand over her…

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  8. lola | September 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Her original nose was average, not pretty – but WAY better than this reconstructed mess.

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  9. hayo | September 30, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    i think shes kinda hot in some fucked up sorta way….maybe im just fucked up, period.

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  10. kris | September 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    I’d hit it!!

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  11. JADE | September 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    My eyes , my eyes, omg the burn………..

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  12. hacksaw | September 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    I’d hit it.

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  13. 7L | September 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Id bang her in the 7th pic

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  14. Do FreeBird | September 30, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    She certainly is aging well.

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  15. IKE | September 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    This might not be the popular response, but I think she’s hot. I always have. Kinda like how Angelina Jolie was hot in “Gia.” Even when she was falling a part, you still wanted to hit it.
    The picture where she’s waving with a pencil in her hand is cute.

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  16. Dude | September 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    I so hope to God that hugo chavez hit that. That asshole dictator needs to die of aids fast!!

    And really, I used to think Courtney was hot in the early 90s with Hole and when she went Holllywood. But man those pictures hurt to look at.

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  17. dave | September 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    I’d jump in there and brag about it later.

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  18. havoc | September 30, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Yeah, she’s hot.

    In a diseased, cigarette stank, protruding hip bones, puke breath sort of way….

    .

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  19. chick | September 30, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Was she drunk?! What’s wrong with her walking out on the street like that?!

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  20. john | September 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    She looks like she was rode hard & put away wet! Or just hung out to dry!

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  21. gotmilk? | September 30, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    forget the nipples, her face is so haggard. i bet she’s the next to go.

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  22. Pepe | September 30, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Why so serious?

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  23. Delgo | September 30, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Think her vag is odorous?

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  24. Rusty | September 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    She doesn’t look like she has slept for days, look at the bags.

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  25. Sport | September 30, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    The nipples work GREAT as they draw the eye away from the train wreck north of them. I echo the sentiments above and believe any room with her in it would smell like puke and body odor.

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  26. Mantis | September 30, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    She would make an excellent candidate for The Joke in the next Batman movie.

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  27. Slashman3 | September 30, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    She’s totally trying to be the next Joker. Batman’s arch nemesis lives!!!

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  28. Slashman3 | September 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Damnations! I need to refresh more often! Touche Mantis, touche!

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  29. elvis_presley | September 30, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    LOL @Meugh x2

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  30. The Rough report | September 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

    2EZ2GOOFON…

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  31. shankyouverymuch | September 30, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    You know, this woman is just Goopy- BUT I have to write that she looks much better here then I’ve seen her look literally in years.

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  32. sarah | September 30, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    sort of melted and mangled… but still, surprisingly great considering she’s 45 and she’s lived hard

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  33. GTBurns | September 30, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Hugo Chavez did claim he likes to chew coca daily. Looks like Hugo and Courtney do share a love of all things coca. Except she prefers to snort it or just smoke plain old crack.

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  34. PsyKo | September 30, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    #23: dunno, but it’s full of sand.

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  35. Hello | September 30, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Do you think she’s on drugs, or is she just really skinny and can’t color in between the lines with her makeup.

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  36. rien | September 30, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    omg, she looks like a corpse.

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  37. joelle | September 30, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    i understand your need to bash celebs and frankly i don’t give a rat’s ass abt it but when u start bringing God in your crappy tasteless humor, it ruins the fun in everything.

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  38. Dru | September 30, 2009 at 11:12 pm

    I don’t see Courtney Love. Is she behind the zombie?

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  39. Dread | October 1, 2009 at 12:41 am

    I’d hit it…… with a stick to make sure it was still alive. Then I’d fuck her.

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  40. phil | October 1, 2009 at 1:35 am

    Ugh. What a fatso.

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  41. http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 1, 2009 at 1:46 am

    Now we know why Kurt killed himself.

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  42. bdog | October 1, 2009 at 5:09 am

    Jeeeez, when I saw this I thought, wow, has it really been a year since Heath Ledger popped his clogs?

    Damn that “The Joker” fancy dress, although a little early for Halloween really is very good… sleeping with the light on for a few days me

    *shudder*

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  43. coucou | October 1, 2009 at 6:47 am

    courtney looks very good, after all the drugs she s been taking since god knows when, she s 45 ! she ain t supposed to look like a 20 years old ! Maybe she s finally getting along with her demons and her life is kinda normal ? … i don t know, but she still look very good and i m happy for her !!!! Go courtney GO !!

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  45. yomama | October 1, 2009 at 10:54 am

    And she’ll get what she wants, and she’ll never want it again

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  46. Bad Kitty | October 1, 2009 at 11:31 am

    She’s had some of those doll parts replaced.

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  47. babynjoe | October 1, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    Someone should help this poor woman

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  48. Darth | October 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    When is she finally going to take an overdose!? We can’t wait for that!

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  49. i call 'em as I see 'em | October 1, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    oh dear.

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  50. yikes | October 1, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    And why have so many stars gone to Joan Rivers’s plastic surgeon?
    Can they not see?
    I mean, who would say “Yes, that looks good. Make me look like that”?

    (and yes, punctuation followers, it’s Rivers’s ( not Rivers’) – I looked it up. It’s a singular proper name, and is an exception to the rule… Spell check is wrong on this one.)

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