Courtney Love was somehow allowed in a recording studio again, so she has music to sell. Which explains why she was on Howard Stern yesterday morning claiming she banged Gavin Rossdale while he was with Gwen Stefani. Via Us Magazine:
“Everyone gave me so much s— because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt….” Love said. “But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”
Stern then asked her, “You were [having sex] him while he was with Gwen Stefani?
“Yes,” Love replied. “She does know.”
Stern continued: “You mean he was having sex with you while he was with her?”
“Everyone … yeah … and a few other people,” Love said. “We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”
You know how I know Courtney Love is crazy? The entire premise of her bullshit revolves around Gavin Rossdale’s penis not tearing itself off when its told to enter her after being inside Gwen Stefani. I want to rip my own penis off right now just imagining how this scenario could even occur in our plane of existence. If Stephen Hawking saw this, he’d get up out of his wheelchair and dive out a window because clearly our universe just collapsed on itself.