Courtney Love rewarded for her appearance

February 9th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Because the apocalypse is at hand, Courtney Love was named “Woman of the Year” at the 2009 Elle Style Awards this weekend. Apparently, looking like a slowly-melting version of Madonna on heroin is this year’s black. Who knew?

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  1. jann

    katy perry cannot sing

  2. first

    nice side boob!!! Not!!!
    First!!!

  3. Kelley

    Duh, this is Courtney Love, and guess what, you’re not first !! Grow up …

  4. Binky

    No surprise here.
    My money was on Courtney,

  5. Larry2

    Just goes to show you she looks real good when she dresses up…not bad at all…Madonna wishes she looked as half as good…go Courtney!

  6. hikaru

    That second to last picture is terrifying.

  7. her side-boob looks like it’s made out of ballsack

  8. Holly

    She’s had another nose job. AT LEAST one nose job–maybe more. That’s NEVER been her nose. Does she think we won’t notice?

    That beautiful whole-body crease from her scapula to her flappy under-(non)boob is uber hot too. Yummo. I bet she’s lost a needle or two in that crevice. It’s like Mariana’s Trench.

  9. her side-boob looks like it’s made out of ballsack

  10. MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!

  11. Holly

    ball sac* =)

    (and I concur)

  12. Cash

    Compared to how she’s looked the last several times she’s ventured out into public, this is a *huge* improvement.

  13. auntmarie

    @ #9 Your face probably looks like ball sac. Courney Love has a wonderful rack.

  14. Jesse Jackson

    All white women are ugly.

  15. Tyler

    Her tits need a crane and some damn support.

  16. Kurt Kaboom

    No wonder Kurt blew his head off! He probably saw some older female relatives of this smelly witch and knew what he was in for.

    I just know she was there when he did it too. She was probably trying on dresses and modeling them for him.

    Skank; “How do I look?”
    Kurt; “Oh Jesus not another one!”
    BOOM! (fade to black)

  17. Richard McBeef

    @13 – Are you on crack?

    @7 – Genius.

  18. Rachell

    Ha! Somehow I get the feeling that we won’t be seeing these stills on Peter’s side boob hour.

  19. Binky : So I’m like surfing around a bit and come across this vid of, like, a Chinese burning hotel today type thing.
    And as far as I can ascertain – it’s like burn baby burn – disco inferno – type thing.
    Joe the Fireman : Oh.
    Binky : And then I’m thinking – Hey this is an empty steel framed building but it looks like ‘Flame-O’ Hotel.’ But no collapso ! For like hours…errr…ever….
    Joe the Fireman : Oh.

  20. Megan

    Now while I’d defend Jessica Simpson, there’s nothing to defend with this one… If you’re that flabby, wear a more concealing dress. Plain and simple.

  21. azalea

    You are all so damn clever. I think she’s looking damn good, especially considering her (hopefully) former train wreck look.

  22. Can somebody tell me who this “CRASH TEST DUMBY” is, folks?

  23. # 20 I think the Chinese are just trying to rub it in Bink.
    That is one weird fire. THEY’RE RUBBING IT IN.
    And so I’m beginning to understand a little bit more the questioning thing of that ‘free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure’ stuff that the ‘ Knee Ha Ha’ guy was continually throwing out.
    Binky : Oh. And Gerald. How are things at Vector Motors ?

  24. John Fisher

    Thank god her tits are saggy, that way she can hide her track marks under them.

  25. Mois ?
    So. Notes. You no like firecracker ?
    ….Buildings don’t fall down like that…

  26. lilah

    her boobs look ridiculously wonky…..@_@

  27. lola

    She never denied having a nose job, quite the opposite. She said that you have to be a certain degree of attractiveness in the entertainment industry so she got rid of that honker she hated her whole life. And now she looks so happy with herself. I don’t agree with plastic surgery, but if yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it. I really think she should tone up a bit (more muscle) other than that ok in my book

  28. calypso

    Okay, this bitch used to have the fakest tits next to Pamela Andersons. Now she looks her fake tits have been removed and she has a striking resemblance to Curt Cobain. Weird or WEIRD?????

  29. So.
    # 27 -28 – I read a little bit of what you say.
    Personwooly – you both seem like real ‘intellectual’; = so.
    Inside job?

  30. #29 Gr8 points all.
    Inside job ?
    or INSIDE JOB !?

  31. friendlyfires

    All you commentards looking at the ass end of the telescope – AGAIN!

    You should be ragging on Elle – not Courtney Love -
    You should all be ashamed of yourselves, it’s like shooting nurse sharks at Dallas World Aquarium (after hours).

  32. Sauron

    Is it just me or has it been pretty much award-weekend?

  33. Sauron

    So much people working to make a great show.Respect!

  34. Hmmm

    She looks like the mutant spawn of Madonna and Cameron Diaz..

    **i just threw up in my mouth a little**

  35. Angelonline

    Are the style people at Elle on CRACK??

  36. Fernando Narcos

    I would do nasty,unspeakable things to Courtney,because I know she’s the kind of girl who appreciates that sort of thing.

  37. blaggy

    So did they dump the bucket of pig’s blood on her or not? That part seems to be missing from the story…

  38. georgieos

    You’ve gotta admit- For a smackrat vampiress she look’s alright.
    Unlike Mad Dog Maddonna who should be suing her plastic sergan.

  39. Sex-ay Lay-day!! trAnny Coulter wishes she looked this good.

    I think more back and side coverage would induce less vomiting. Maybe some lat pull downs, bench presses or something for the long term.

  40. Amazed

    Really? This drug addled whore plastic surgery piece of human waste? Of course. Hurray for Hollywood!
    We really should do away with them. Filthy pigs.

  41. Drunkman

    Blasphemy.

  42. jt

    i’d rather be joan rivers’ sex slave.

  43. Even Stevie Wonder was overheard saying “That is one fucking ugly bitch”.

  44. jojojo

    yep, she looks like madonna here. i like what her look, meaning clothes and hair. her face points to crack.

  45. havoc

    She looks like Steven Adler on Dr. Drew’s Junkie Show.

    .

  46. Nigger President = Hairless Ape

    She voted for Biraq Obummba

  47. alex

    @28 “f yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it.” BLURG ur soo wrong, changing the way you look will make u feel better in the short term but it does NOTHING to help with being insecure.. thats why ppl keep coming back to plastic surgeons.. they keep look for ways to temporarily improve their self-esteem. thats y hollywood is plastic-city..

  48. alex

    @28 “f yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it.” BLURG ur soo wrong, changing the way you look will make u feel better in the short term but it does NOTHING to help with being insecure.. thats why ppl keep coming back to plastic surgeons.. they keep look for ways to temporarily improve their self-esteem. thats y hollywood is plastic-city..

  49. LPB

    SO, how come it’s (STILL) on here in the first place?

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