Because the apocalypse is at hand, Courtney Love was named “Woman of the Year” at the 2009 Elle Style Awards this weekend. Apparently, looking like a slowly-melting version of Madonna on heroin is this year’s black. Who knew?
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jann | February 9, 2009 at 9:09 pm
katy perry cannot sing
first | February 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
nice side boob!!! Not!!!
First!!!
Kelley | February 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Duh, this is Courtney Love, and guess what, you’re not first !! Grow up …
Binky | February 9, 2009 at 9:13 pm
No surprise here.
My money was on Courtney,
Larry2 | February 9, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Just goes to show you she looks real good when she dresses up…not bad at all…Madonna wishes she looked as half as good…go Courtney!
hikaru | February 9, 2009 at 9:22 pm
That second to last picture is terrifying.
foghat | February 9, 2009 at 9:28 pm
her side-boob looks like it’s made out of ballsack
Holly | February 9, 2009 at 9:28 pm
She’s had another nose job. AT LEAST one nose job–maybe more. That’s NEVER been her nose. Does she think we won’t notice?
That beautiful whole-body crease from her scapula to her flappy under-(non)boob is uber hot too. Yummo. I bet she’s lost a needle or two in that crevice. It’s like Mariana’s Trench.
foghat | February 9, 2009 at 9:28 pm
her side-boob looks like it’s made out of ballsack
Evil O. | February 9, 2009 at 9:33 pm
MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!
Holly | February 9, 2009 at 9:35 pm
ball sac* =)
(and I concur)
Cash | February 9, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Compared to how she’s looked the last several times she’s ventured out into public, this is a *huge* improvement.
auntmarie | February 9, 2009 at 9:40 pm
@ #9 Your face probably looks like ball sac. Courney Love has a wonderful rack.
Jesse Jackson | February 9, 2009 at 9:49 pm
All white women are ugly.
Tyler | February 9, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Her tits need a crane and some damn support.
Kurt Kaboom | February 9, 2009 at 9:59 pm
No wonder Kurt blew his head off! He probably saw some older female relatives of this smelly witch and knew what he was in for.
I just know she was there when he did it too. She was probably trying on dresses and modeling them for him.
Skank; “How do I look?”
Kurt; “Oh Jesus not another one!”
BOOM! (fade to black)
Richard McBeef | February 9, 2009 at 10:12 pm
@13 – Are you on crack?
@7 – Genius.
Rachell | February 9, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Ha! Somehow I get the feeling that we won’t be seeing these stills on Peter’s side boob hour.
DON COLONIC | February 9, 2009 at 10:55 pm
FUCKING RUGGED!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrvkOlRqYA
Binky | February 9, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Binky : So I’m like surfing around a bit and come across this vid of, like, a Chinese burning hotel today type thing.
And as far as I can ascertain – it’s like burn baby burn – disco inferno – type thing.
Joe the Fireman : Oh.
Binky : And then I’m thinking – Hey this is an empty steel framed building but it looks like ‘Flame-O’ Hotel.’ But no collapso ! For like hours…errr…ever….
Joe the Fireman : Oh.
Megan | February 9, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Now while I’d defend Jessica Simpson, there’s nothing to defend with this one… If you’re that flabby, wear a more concealing dress. Plain and simple.
azalea | February 9, 2009 at 11:15 pm
You are all so damn clever. I think she’s looking damn good, especially considering her (hopefully) former train wreck look.
gerard Vandenberg | February 9, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Can somebody tell me who this “CRASH TEST DUMBY” is, folks?
Cliff Notes | February 9, 2009 at 11:22 pm
# 20 I think the Chinese are just trying to rub it in Bink.
That is one weird fire. THEY’RE RUBBING IT IN.
And so I’m beginning to understand a little bit more the questioning thing of that ‘free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure’ stuff that the ‘ Knee Ha Ha’ guy was continually throwing out.
Binky : Oh. And Gerald. How are things at Vector Motors ?
John Fisher | February 9, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Thank god her tits are saggy, that way she can hide her track marks under them.
Knee Ya Ha Ha | February 9, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Mois ?
So. Notes. You no like firecracker ?
….Buildings don’t fall down like that…
lilah | February 10, 2009 at 12:38 am
her boobs look ridiculously wonky…..@_@
lola | February 10, 2009 at 1:19 am
She never denied having a nose job, quite the opposite. She said that you have to be a certain degree of attractiveness in the entertainment industry so she got rid of that honker she hated her whole life. And now she looks so happy with herself. I don’t agree with plastic surgery, but if yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it. I really think she should tone up a bit (more muscle) other than that ok in my book
calypso | February 10, 2009 at 1:27 am
Okay, this bitch used to have the fakest tits next to Pamela Andersons. Now she looks her fake tits have been removed and she has a striking resemblance to Curt Cobain. Weird or WEIRD?????
Knee Ya Ha Ha | February 10, 2009 at 1:27 am
So.
# 27 -28 – I read a little bit of what you say.
Personwooly – you both seem like real ‘intellectual’; = so.
Inside job?
Knee Ya Ha Ha | February 10, 2009 at 1:30 am
#29 Gr8 points all.
Inside job ?
or INSIDE JOB !?
friendlyfires | February 10, 2009 at 1:42 am
All you commentards looking at the ass end of the telescope – AGAIN!
You should be ragging on Elle – not Courtney Love -
You should all be ashamed of yourselves, it’s like shooting nurse sharks at Dallas World Aquarium (after hours).
Sauron | February 10, 2009 at 1:48 am
Is it just me or has it been pretty much award-weekend?
Sauron | February 10, 2009 at 1:54 am
So much people working to make a great show.Respect!
Hmmm | February 10, 2009 at 2:53 am
She looks like the mutant spawn of Madonna and Cameron Diaz..
**i just threw up in my mouth a little**
Angelonline | February 10, 2009 at 5:10 am
Are the style people at Elle on CRACK??
Fernando Narcos | February 10, 2009 at 6:10 am
I would do nasty,unspeakable things to Courtney,because I know she’s the kind of girl who appreciates that sort of thing.
blaggy | February 10, 2009 at 6:50 am
So did they dump the bucket of pig’s blood on her or not? That part seems to be missing from the story…
georgieos | February 10, 2009 at 6:56 am
You’ve gotta admit- For a smackrat vampiress she look’s alright.
Unlike Mad Dog Maddonna who should be suing her plastic sergan.
Narcissist | February 10, 2009 at 6:59 am
Sex-ay Lay-day!! trAnny Coulter wishes she looked this good.
I think more back and side coverage would induce less vomiting. Maybe some lat pull downs, bench presses or something for the long term.
Amazed | February 10, 2009 at 7:02 am
Really? This drug addled whore plastic surgery piece of human waste? Of course. Hurray for Hollywood!
We really should do away with them. Filthy pigs.
Drunkman | February 10, 2009 at 7:15 am
Blasphemy.
jt | February 10, 2009 at 7:37 am
i’d rather be joan rivers’ sex slave.
RichPort's Ghost | February 10, 2009 at 8:52 am
Even Stevie Wonder was overheard saying “That is one fucking ugly bitch”.
jojojo | February 10, 2009 at 9:08 am
yep, she looks like madonna here. i like what her look, meaning clothes and hair. her face points to crack.
havoc | February 10, 2009 at 9:30 am
She looks like Steven Adler on Dr. Drew’s Junkie Show.
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Nigger President = Hairless Ape | February 10, 2009 at 9:41 am
She voted for Biraq Obummba
alex | February 10, 2009 at 9:52 am
@28 “f yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it.” BLURG ur soo wrong, changing the way you look will make u feel better in the short term but it does NOTHING to help with being insecure.. thats why ppl keep coming back to plastic surgeons.. they keep look for ways to temporarily improve their self-esteem. thats y hollywood is plastic-city..
alex | February 10, 2009 at 9:52 am
@28 “f yo hate something about yourself that is sitting right in the middle of your face, it will make you a much happier person to change it.” BLURG ur soo wrong, changing the way you look will make u feel better in the short term but it does NOTHING to help with being insecure.. thats why ppl keep coming back to plastic surgeons.. they keep look for ways to temporarily improve their self-esteem. thats y hollywood is plastic-city..
LPB | February 10, 2009 at 10:09 am
SO, how come it’s (STILL) on here in the first place?