Courtney Love is the next Shakespeare

LMFAO #47! I’m getting my panties back from Paris’s Yorkie and comin’ over! Does that Turn H.A.L on Dave?

#51 open the pod bay doors….

i love this planet

ok, now, when you catch one of these, how long are you supposed to cook it for?

#25 comment of the year so far

is that really her myspace?
well if it is, good for her, she has the fabulous skill of churning out long pages of endless writtings that any college student in midst of midterm papers and essays will kill for.
only problem is that we need a translator to understand that sophisticated ranting.

i feel like i’m crazy i couldn’t even read it and not because of spelling but i saw actual demon figures reaching out for me from the monitor..kill her. kurt should’ve just shot her instead.

#38 kelli, I didn’t think it was possible, but you’re more incoherent than courtney, you lame douchewipe. “my” kurt? like “my” princess diana? quit claiming every dead celeb as “your” property, ya numb cunt. you know as much about suicide and murder investigations as you do about the rest of the crap you post – namely not a fucking thing.

go back to hitting your head against the wall, you were starting to develop a talent for that.

Courtney Love is a dead crab.

Courtney, thanks for letting me know that when I’m ready to kill my husband that I can get away with it. The only thing that I’d be worried about is the nightmares of him haunting me.

‘I AM NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL TYPIST.’

True…

And btw.. if you think Courtney was really a rockstar and had a good band… you missed out a whole lot of good music..:D

at least it isn’t teh typical myspace page – dark blue text over animated backgrounds and a sparkly cursor with multiple music players and 5MB animated GIFS of unicorns blinking plus kissypics of some random fat chyxk thats been strategically shaved and cropped

OMG!

the sadest thing about her fucking shite, moronic blog are the total fucking losers who believe she reaches out and makes their fucking crap, useless cunting lives meaningful.
SAD SAD SAD FUCKING SAD

seriously, she looks like one of Tim Burton’s whores.

I, too gave up on that huge block of text in smaller font size. Has she ever heard of paragraphs?

Did she drop out of Elementary school?

Well, I got further than I did trying to read Finnegan’s Wake. A lot of it is her just trying to compose faster than she can actually type and refusing to go back and correct her typos. If someone was to edit it and put in the key she meant to hit, then the beginning at least actually made some sense, talking about the set list, why she wants the audience to show up on time, why she sometimes doesn’t want to play her old songs (because they bring back those unhappy emotional states), etc.

But it’s too much work to try to decipher the whole thing.

Well let me let you in on the secret. she writes like that on purpose. Its actually not that hard to read (or write for that matter) and its less likely to be quoted in a magazine if she writes that way. shes explained it many times.

She wrote that way on her last website, she wrote that way on the Hole website etc etc.

and it does work. Shes rarely quoted from her website in print, because they refuse to write it like she does. celeb blogs on the other hand dont care, because they usually have just as many grammatical errors on their sites…

The chick has a genius IQ, reads constantly and obviously knows how to spell correctly.

She is an idiot.

My brain hurts. Actually, my whole skull hurts.

I want to see her do the ping pong trick followed by a glass table movement. She looks filthy enough to do it.

QUEEN OF ALL PORKS
She has the award for being porked the most ever. Her face looks like a porkbelly pig for sure. What a loser.

if you’ve seen her when she’s sober, she’s an incredibly articuluate and intelligent woman. as for her talent, listen to “live through this” because it’s an amazing but tortured piece of raw talent. it’s sad that she hasn’t been able to get her shit together but thank goodness frances bean seems like she’s a very level headed individual.

So that’s the spell you use to summon Satan. I thought the spell was supposed to be in Latin, but I guess old Babylonian will suffice..

FROM COURTNEYS BLOG:

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again all apilogoes for thos fuckin spelling o f mone my bigthin g this week is working in studyingmore readongtmore and not beong reactibe an dhaving unshakeable happiness that nothing can affect, i get reactive and iget defensive an di feel hurta nd is ay stupid things and it cretes stress and u fidn teh mor i pray for the happines softheos ewhop try to hurt me, the fewer an dfewer the nyumber becomes.

JEsus. i love how all o fher fans think that those were the words for the new edition of the bible. They all think that shes an effing profit or something.

I was just reading some of the comments on her blog…. WTF?!?! People can actually understand that shit??? I think I read about 3 paragraphs and I felt cross-eyed. Now my head hurts….that bitch is cracked out…..so are all of her “fans” What a bunch of retards……..

Oh yeah, #10 and #21…..that’s awesome…..

Shoot her in that ugly head.She is the most worthless overestimated person I’ve met .She is stupid and bad. Poor hubby died to buy her Guccis.

So she does that on purpose you say? Right.

Oh the humanity.

Courtney Love should be behind bars for the rest of her pitiful life she seduces men into writing lyrics for her to sing and she can t hold a note for shit she d be better of creamated and stuffed inside a damn psycho teddy bear (the one with the strait jacket) for all eternity

thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!