Courtney Love not replacing Paula Abdul

January 31st, 2007 // 55 Comments
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Courtney Love claimed yesterday she was being brought in to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol, but now the executive producer who allegedly called her is denying he ever made the call. He says:

“I did not call Courtney Love and am afraid someone may have misrepresented me. Courtney Love is a very talented artist, but the judges for American Idol are Paula, Randy and Simon. We have no plans to add to or replace any of them.” So who made that mysterious phone call? A source close to Love says, “It was probably a prank.” A rep for Love adds, “There’s no truth to it whatsoever.”

The first sign the story might not have been true was that the source was Courtney Love. I’m surprised she was quoted as even using words. Usually it’s just some slurred mumbling like: “Iaa wannna make nngggghh. Nggghhh it huuuuuurts. Huungry. I’mma so huungry. Nggghh.” She probably thinks she gets important calls all the time, when really she’s just talking into her shoe like it’s a phone.

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  1. Her face. No, seriously, what the hell is wrong with her face?

  2. well, that would definitely make for some interesting banter between her and simon!

  3. Hew Jadick

    I think Courtney Love isn’t a very nice person. Her myspace page clearly threatens
    anyone with having their myspace page deleted if they post anything negative on her site.

    Gee Wiz…thats a little negative in the first place no in’t it?

    Hmph…Perhaps a big hug is what she needs…

    Yeah thats it…

    Big hug…

  4. oy

    BigTimeCrazy™

  5. I saw Cyndi Lauper mentioned elsewhere, and I would give that an enthusiastic thumbs up, because since she kind of faded from the airwaves, she’s been very active with producing and other facets of the music business. She might be a really great choice.

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