Us Weekly reports that Paula Abdul is being replaced with Courtney Love on American Idol. Courtney says that American Idol’s executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring if she’d be interested in sitting in as a judge.
“He called,” Love tells Usmagazine.com. “He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant.” But a source tells Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering having Love “replace Paula.”
Doesn’t replacing Paula Abdul with Courtney Love sort of defeat the purpose of replacing Paula Abdul? It’s like getting bit by your pet dog and deciding to replace it with an angry polar bear that hasn’t eaten in two weeks. Yeah, Paula Abdul is usually drunk and incoherent, but if they put Courtney Love on the show she’d spend 90% of the time crawling on the floor crying and calling up old boyfriends to take her back. Then she’d start dry humping a trashcan before throwing up and muttering about how embarrassed she is as she falls asleep.
juliabella, in honor of tsarinaamanda’s being here today (full credit to you, sweetie): You’re a twatwaffle.
Oh Hell ! It’s a slow day here North of the 49, so I’ll throw my 2 cents in too…
#44 – It wasn’t Ms.Love that killed Mr. Cobain – it was a Remington 870 :)
#100 – Bravo! We get Quebecers through our province all the time and they do,indeed, have this idea that thier merde doesn’t stink.. I can’t quite figure out why, as Quebec is the biggest blackhole for Federal cash in Canada (as well as the most corrupt)… Most of us wish the bastards would fuck off and die..
Remember when Courtney cleaned up for a while and actually looked good?
Good times.
why are you people bashing this juliabella for??? holly shit, whatever she’s done, she’s getting it!!! See, I went there and had sex with a french canadian…believe me, they don’t stink and they don’t all look like what you see in fucking lake george. Who the hell goes there anyways?
101- you seem like an underaged asslicking bitch. Get a personnality sweetie.
98-so you’re perky hein? Must be a lot better than these insulting idiots here.
104- thanks for speaking up for me but they wont understand you. they’re stupid. they think french are ALL the same… time to go around and travel. see the rest of the world. let go of your bellybutton and look around.
you’re also right about FUCKING LAKE GEORGE!!! Nobody goes there except for farmers and ppl on walefare!!! not too good of an image I have to admit but hey, LAKE GEORGE SUCKS MEN!!!
#105 Get a clue, dicksmack.
#104 -
You’re right, no one wants to go to Lake George anymore because what was once a beautiful place has now been completely ruined by smelly, dirty, rude, uneducated and diseased foreigners – namely Russians and FRENCH CANADIANS.
#107 – Julia, babe, you’re right….when YOU are in Lake George, in addition to the aforementioned list of filthy tourists, you can also add people on “walefare” and farmers. Or, in your case, farm animals because you are a pig who rolls in its own shit.
#109 I think you’re talking to the same person – “holly” shit, hein?
#110 – you are probably right, this wretched beast is on her 17th helping this week of shit sandwich and all of a sudden amazingly a “new friend” appears and rushes to her defense….hmmmm…
…and in othernews – Lesbianesque is mysteriously missing right now. Coincidence? ~Methinks NOT~
Hehehehe I see “themailman” comes to the… rescue?
If you are a real mailman I have a certified piece of mail for you, it’s addressed to: STFU
I am not running to her defense shit hole. I am just amazed at how you could juge ppl without knowing them… but then again, why would I be surprised??? You seem like a dumbass anyways.
I just know that for a good party, a nice night out and some fucking awesome chicks, it’s not in Lake George that you have to go. Unless you’re dream is to fuck my grandma!
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Now you’re getting it for having experienced the good french “chick”. You’re honnestly wasting you’re time here!!! Do like I do, insult, get them talking and go back to work…come back for more and laugh…go back to work…go get laid and eat…come back for more stupidities…. this is how it goes here…
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I have no friends here. Americans, my friends, no fuckin way!!! I would rather die alone, burried in a shoe box than have you guys as friends. You’re reputation is the same all over the world…
…sorry, I am far from putting everyone in the same basket but YOU guys in this site are pathetic! With a few exeptions of course!
THEN LEAVE!!!!
If they’re concerned about Paula’s irrational interviews, spinning in her chair, sporadic leaping out of it, slurred speech, and general retarded outbursts, considering her “replacement,” I think Idol is safer dressing a female chimp in cute jackets and letting it take over. It would give as much positive reinforcement as Paula, and as far as Courtney, at least they wouldn’t have to invest in smeared red lipstick or fly strip pantyhoes.
why would I? I came here yesterday to laugh and you guys booted me like some kind of rock on the sidewalk…not that I care but hey, you’re the only ones I give shit too. Everyone around is so nice that I don’t get to shoot the shit in real life… might as well do it here! you showed me how to!
So this is some kind of therapy for you, is it?
That’s how you like being treated, like a piece of trash? You like that don’t ya. What else you like, little boys? little girls? how about animals? you like them too? or maybe they like you?
120 HILARIOUS…
No, I’m just saying that they fucking blasted me so, why should I be nice?? You tell me! I use to come here just for the articles and the pics but now, I have another reason…shout back!
Anyone remember when people made funny comments at the Fish and we all laughed…
#46 – right on… That Hanson chick would be AWESOME…LMAO
Oh, and harsh you say on #25? Look, Courtney Love has ZERO musical credibility. Family Guy suggested it best when they showed what would have happened if Curt Cobain had quit drugs. He introduces his wife to a record exec and the exec says… Courtney Who?
Then again, after seeing Paula all smacked out the other night…. Maybe it is plausable… Scary though…
#120 – Like I said earlier, Julie Bell has a “love me Daddy” problem. Single parent home because Daddy smoked 3 pack of filterless cigs per day until not even socialized medicine could save him.
right when she was most vulnerable, HE wasn’t there.
typos … “packs”, not pack. “Right”, not right.
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right on! how do you do it? Ha, right, you’re this low class scum that I speak to in the morning…this homeless train reck. How is you’re asshole now? feeling better after this gangbang you got in jail?
if you wanna play the smart card and change my pseudo at least, do it right. It would be Julie Belle…..
Juliabelle, don’t cry. There are lots of people who are just like you and you will make friends: they are called Cajuns and they live in Louziana. jrzmommy – i don’t know what those cards are that you gave her but please take them back. And throw a bucket of hotsoapy water on her while you’re at it.
#119 Oh yeah, julia, you’re SO the victim here, aren’t you? You came to laugh? Really? Then don’t start out with this:
“You bunch of low life idiots. Cancer is nothing funny. You think she cares what you guys have to say? NO. You think someone who recently loss a loved one and, unfortunately gets to read all your stupid comments care? YES. Get a life and laugh at funny things instead of being hard and stupid.”
When you attack people here right out of the box, you then can’t go boohooing about how bad people are to you when they “fucking blast” you in kind. You insulted people in French because you think people here on the ‘Fish are stupid and we wouldn’t understand you. Then you tried to pass it off by saying: “I never said anybody was heartless!!! Did I? The french thing was cause I know how you Americans hate french people.”
Well, yeah, you actually said just that – in your first post. Nice revisionist history.
You tried the same shit in Italian with Stallion – was that because Americans hate Italians? Makes as much sense as your earlier excuse. Oh, wait – you had to google your “translation” and it made you look like an ass – on two threads, too. Many of us actually speak the language, babe. Please don’t try, OK?
YOU then spent the rest of the day telling the first 11 posters on the Rodriguez thread to “get a life” (which seems to be your favorite phrase in both languages) and generally tooting your horn about how great you and the rest of the French Canadians are as opposed to shitty ol’ ignorant celebrity-humping America. You’re like a one-woman train wreck. Keep it up, I don’t think Lindsay Lohan is planning to OD until Friday.
I don’t understand were they looking for a bigger drugged out alcoholic whore? Or just someone they could count on to flash her tits at the camera every time Simon pissed her off?
It must be extremely easy to fool people in hollyweird. Even she must have been immediately aware that it was a joke. C’mon Courtney. No one wants to see you in public let alone on television.
Break out the marshmallows, baby–there’s a FIRE @ 128!! You go Sexxy!
I LOVE YOU TOO GUYS. SERIOUSLY. I DO.
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THAT WAS TOO LONG. DIDN’T READ THE WHOLE THING. TOO BUSY TO READ YOUR COMMENTS. JUST SO YOU KNOW, THERE IS A GUY/GIRL HAVING FUN WRITING STUFF UNDER OTHER PEOPLES PSEUDO…
YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GRRRRREAT DAY AND KEEP THINKING ABOUT ME!!! I’M LOVING IT!
^^^WTF is her beef??
Christ sakes. Midol anyone?
Juliabella, the only good thing about Montreal is… is… is… shit, I’ll have to get back to you.
this bitch killed our generations john lennon
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you’re a few posts late on Montreal you!!! Gonna have to learn on how to be quicker dude!!!
If you never went out of your shitty city, how are you suppose to know what the best thing about MTL is????
Keep trying
that would be pretty cool actually
(Hahahahahahah) what a rubbish thing to even think about. Courtney Love???
um… EWWWWWW. She would give people there Aids or some kind of backteria. That disition would be completly Harrindiouse with a capital ‘H’. I am NOT going to worry about this because, Paula Abdul is the most attractive Judge out there, she knows what she’s talking about because, *hello* she’s been through it all plus, she wouldn’t try to sell Drugs unlike Courtney. Anyway’s thats Paula Abduls spot and it will always BE her spot till the end. And the people that have a problem with Paula you all can just “Deal With It” because all of you are wrong!!! and boring. Paula is a Fantastic Person, she has never abused Drugs, she never even done them! you wanna talk whores and acholics? look up OH look, we are already talking about her! Courtney Love. Get off of Paulas back and get your facts straight! two words, REALITY CHECK.