Us Weekly reports that Paula Abdul is being replaced with Courtney Love on American Idol. Courtney says that American Idol’s executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her office last week inquiring if she’d be interested in sitting in as a judge.
“He called,” Love tells Usmagazine.com. “He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant.” But a source tells Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering having Love “replace Paula.”
Doesn’t replacing Paula Abdul with Courtney Love sort of defeat the purpose of replacing Paula Abdul? It’s like getting bit by your pet dog and deciding to replace it with an angry polar bear that hasn’t eaten in two weeks. Yeah, Paula Abdul is usually drunk and incoherent, but if they put Courtney Love on the show she’d spend 90% of the time crawling on the floor crying and calling up old boyfriends to take her back. Then she’d start dry humping a trashcan before throwing up and muttering about how embarrassed she is as she falls asleep.
oh please God say it isn’t so…..
They’re just bound and determined to fill that slot with a substance abuser aren’t they.
HAHA you’re NOT first, bitches! Or second or third.
And now the jokes will simply write themselves…
i swear i will never watch idol again if they replace paula with this sack of shit!
Que?
I hear that Lisa Marie Presley is available. Her credentials rank right up there with these two, but at least she’s not constantly fucked up on alcohol or drugs. And she’s a bit more tolerable to look at.
It just doesn’t make sense… well, now that I think about it… Trading a drunky for a druggy. Ok – I’m in :)
Omg that would make watching Idol worth it haha.
I might actually start watching this crapfest if they dump Paula for Courtney. They’re both unbelievably messed up, but I think Courtney is a little more entertaining about it. Paula’s just sorta sad. Maybe Simon got tired of listening to Paula bitch about him, seeing as how he gave her a career and all. What the hell was she doing before Idol? Hostessing at an IHOP? Too bad Rick James is dead, he would’ve been awesome on Idol.
US Weekly? The same mag that said Lindsay Lohan died from eating too much food?
I don’t know if she’ll make it long enough to film any episodes. Her lips seem well on their way to swallowing the rest of her face.
hahaha, right like Simon would agree to THAT!
that report is so false
This is a sure sign; the apocalypse is nigh.
I think Court got it wrong.
They want her to be a contestant.
“We’ve decided train-wrecks are the way to go,” said one producer. ” The future of the show is in human wreckage.”
Oh God, I love it – this crack whore will really drive the ratings up…the more fucked up she is, the better…
Oh, yeah, that’s gonna happen.
In related news, Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin are being replaced with Fred Flintstone and George Jetson. No, still too plausible….make that Yogi Bear and Woody Woodpecker.
If your going to replace her with another female junkie, go for Aaron Carter, she’s toothpick thin and really emotional.
Paul Abdul = Talentless Drunk Cunt
Courtney Love = Talentless Drugged-Out Cunt
Simon Cowell = Super-Talentless, Hyper-Uber-Mega Cunt (and, particularly in this cunts case, I don’t just mean the mildly derrogatory British usage of the word)
and furthermore…cunt, cunt, cunt!
It’s the American Idol has-been judge’s seat, starring in order:
1. Paula Abdul
2. Courtney Love
3. Britney Spears
Furture occupants TBA (We’re watching you, Duff!)
Okay, I believed the shit about Hohan having her appendix in her freezer.
And I believe that FedEx has a sex tape of him and Britney.
The jury is still out on Santa Claus.
But this? No fucking way.
Haha, doubtful. She probably made it up. But yeah, it made me a little ill nonetheless.
there’s ugly.
then there’s fugly.
after that, comes mufugly.
and even after that, is mubufugly.
then, there’s Courtney Love.
Not to mention she wouldn’t know talent if it blew it’s head off because it regreted marrying such a freaky skank…..
Well, that should be entertaining. I can just see Courtney “judging” a person with a better voice than hers (which would be, like, everybody) and hoisting her dress up around her waist, clambering on stage yelling something about bitches and then beating the crap out of some little girl from Minnesota with a microphone stand.
Good times….good times.
#25 – Damn, PP. That’s cold.
#25 perhaps a bit harsh…perhaps not.
I hate to say anything positive here…
(in case you haven’t noticed a pattern ) but Malibu is a good song. When I first heard it I couldn’t believe where it came from.
‘You’re Going to Hollywood Courtney! ….security… SECURITY !!!
(I think Kurt probably had more demons than just Courtney)
i bet her labia look like an infected sharpei
I know this is a bit delayed but #19 – that’s farken funny!!!! Still pissing myself here at work!!!
So, why not just make Paula wear a blonde wig? Same diff.
Worst fucking idea ever.
i watch AI every week. but, if this is true, thats the end for me. and crap, they cancelled Armed and Famous on Wednesdays, so i guess i’ll have to watch COPS. i love being white trash!
COURTNEY? judging talent? oh my. well thats akin to paris judging virginity. and if she sees someone whos really good, she will marry then and then kill them.
I saw this sack of shit on multiple occassions in Portland, at a freaky club called the Satyricon. This is back in the day, when she would beat the shit out of Kurt and he was a loser no-name heroin addict. She is gross, will always be gross and will probably only get better after she is dead and rotting. Kind of like cheese.
Paula’s behavior has been a bit bizarre lateley. Sure, let’s bring on Courtney Love! That’s the answer! What a crock.
it’s like having smoldering fire in your kitchen that’s kind of causing a problem and putting it out with a flamethrower
Posted by John Doe Jr on January 30, 2007 3:32 PM
If your going to replace her with another female junkie, go for Aaron Carter, she’s toothpick thin and really emotional.
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Bless thy heart.
Did you see her on tonights show? She literally looked retarded. She could not sit still. And the mysteriously disappeared half way through the show to leave only Randy and Simon. They probably shipped her ass off to join Lindsay at Wonderland. Paula is just a fifth away from being Courtney as it is.
Another one who makes being human look BAD. How is it that she is so repulsive that Jay Leno even seems palatable remotely?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.
no talent loser.
I thought the grunge thing was anti-conformist. A “non-conformist” gets to judge others on their ability to produce pop?
Now all she needs is a product and an hour of your time on late night TV. Nad’s hemorrhoid cream. SkankBGone stripper pole cleaner. The Courtney Love collection at Kmart. “Bean” Parfum.
Paula should be replaced by that chick from Hanson.
She killed Kurt Cobain!!!
paula has become a flamboyant hoe.
all those millions must be going to her head.
Haha.. whos biggest looser :/
First!
But, seriously… Paula, if you’re actually reading this (not your assistant – and by assistant, I mean corrections officer), try NOT drinking, ummm, alcohol, for a few days. That clear-headed feeling with the strange pangs in your stomach a few times a day, well that’s called being sober. You’ll get used to it, I’m sure.
I don’t believe this is true. Paula may need to be replaced but that is one of the worst people they could pick. Simon definitely wouldn’t go for it.
Oh, puh-lease
They said the same thing last year only it was Britney Spears that was supposed to be the one coming in to replace Paula
Only if she wears her ripped babydoll dresses, tiaras and smeared makeup. I don’t like the cleaned up version of Courtney. I like the chick that beat Stephanie Seymour’s ass back in the 90s.