Courtney Love had surgery

Courtney Love says she lost all her weight through diet and exercise, but a friend claims that isn’t entirely true. The source says:

“She’s telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won’t be able to make out with anyone because of her breath.” But a rep for Love, who says she’s dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, “Not true. She says she never got surgery.”

This is shocking shocking stuff. You mean she didn’t produce that flappy body naturally? I can’t even believe it. I mean look at that stomach. It looks so natural. To think anybody touched that is just…no…I don’t believe it. I won’t believe it. *runs sobbing down the hall and hides in the closet*