Courtney Love had surgery

April 12th, 2007 // 41 Comments

Courtney Love says she lost all her weight through diet and exercise, but a friend claims that isn’t entirely true. The source says:

“She’s telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won’t be able to make out with anyone because of her breath.” But a rep for Love, who says she’s dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, “Not true. She says she never got surgery.”

This is shocking shocking stuff. You mean she didn’t produce that flappy body naturally? I can’t even believe it. I mean look at that stomach. It looks so natural. To think anybody touched that is just…no…I don’t believe it. I won’t believe it. *runs sobbing down the hall and hides in the closet*

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  1. whitegold

    That looks painful.

  2. Apparently she got the “Tara Reid” done.

    She wanted to save some money to buy meth, oh, and really really red lipstick.

  3. Donkey

    Do I make you hooorny baby?

  4. redharing

    She must’ve used all of Kurt’s money to pay for surgery. And the crack habit.

  5. schack

    i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

  6. That’s horrible. Gross.

    -Trott Felipe

  7. She does look good in that diaper thing though.

  8. reptilicus

    BREAKING NEWS!

  9. campzine.com

    Yeah she’s super hot, but she smokes.
    That’s a deal breaker.

  10. cheatedhearts

    Does anyones msn or hotmail work?

  11. schack

    awww, alex… you think maybe someone stole your password again?

  12. veggi

    @10- nope, I haven’t been able to log into hotmail all day…

    and Courtney, chopping up that white stuff does not count as excercise.

  13. Dammit!!! I have to go to lunch now, so NOBODY TYPE ANYTHING til I get back!!! You know the world revolves around me, and this is the Superficial and I’m ugly.

  14. BigJim

    Quaid… Start the reactor…

  15. veggi

    don’t go FRIST!!

  16. HollyJ

    Is that drug whore wearing a Laura Ashley bathing suit?

    Sorry Courtney. You’re officially forbidden from wearing innocent white bathing suits with cutesy eyelet and virgin-esque pink pin-striped ribbons.

    Next, Mormon wives will be going public in nothing but barbed wire crotchless panties.

  17. schack

    i’ll give someone 20 bucks if you let me punch you in the face!

  18. chaunceygardner

    I don’t understand – hasn’t her breath always smelled like vomit?

  19. schack

    too true, holly j- lol barbed wire crotchless panties

  20. tits_on_snack

    Sure. The SURGERY made her vomit all the time. Uh huh.
    Hey, anyone remember that Halloween Simpsons where bart creates the deformed, puking, frog prince?

  21. Donkey

    19 ->

    I just assumed Courtney’s pussy had grown it’s own barbed wire.

  22. verania

    Didn’t you hear Star Jones lost all of her weight through diet and exercise alone too!
    Right.
    The icky droopy belly button area is the tell-tale sign. I don’t even want to think of what Star’s body looks like.

  23. lambman

    weird, the main page still says 0 comments

    thankfully I don’t give a crap about being first, otherwise it would have been disappointing

  24. FRIST!!!

    Whew, ok, I’m back, you all can start typing again. Hey….waitaminute!!!

  25. Looks like another face is forming on her stomach.

  26. guymorgan

    Whats with all this sudden intrest in Cortney Love?

    I didn’t know she made music any more, does she even want to be famous any more? All these people are chasing around trying to get stories on her when she is probably just trying to get on with her life, not caring what they find any more.

  27. WTFiswrongwithUppl

    22–Remember the pics of Star’s arms & ashy chest? Those gave me nightmares for MONTHS. Poor gay Al LOL

  28. I remember the first time she cleaned up……..then she was hot for about a year or so.

    She had Kurt murdered, the whore.

  29. edmund.ignasious.aloysius.III

    I think shes hot…I would love to bang the shit out of a meth head.

  30. Maskatron

    If she was exercising she’s have some tone/defintion.

    Her stomach looks like Al Roker’s neck.

  31. StoneRose

    Um, don’t forget Courtney was actually PREGNANT. That’s what happens to your tum tum once you pop out an alien life form that’s expanded your once taut and supple tissue. Not that I’ve had experience with alien life form delivery.

  32. isitme

    I REALLY hate to say this, but I think that she looks better now than she ever has…She doesn’t have that crazed crack whore look in her eyes, she’s not spewing words out of her bright-red crack whore mouth, she’s not allowing a perfect stranger suck on her crack whore tits, and she doesn’t have all the crack whore bruises that she used to sport (from rolling around on the floor like a crack dog with crack fleas). I WILL definately miss the Courtney that showed up at the Pamela Anderson roast SO HIGH, that her probation officer came to get her! She might actually be cleaning up this time, but I hope she does it away from the public…she’s never been a very talented person…her Oscar nod was for playing a CRACK WHORE!

  33. Courtney

    Hahah, her stomach looks like a face. You know, on those commercials where flabby guys squeeze their stomachs together and make them say “I’m Hungry!” ? That what it kind of looks like, except there is no hands, it’s all natural. :] omg, i was named after this person *shoots self in the head*

  34. Adrianus Smith

    I hate this woman for conspiring to have Kurt Cobain’s murder look like a suicide. The only way this ‘Hole’ could ever be successful is by robbing someone with real talent of their life and their riches! Thankfully God doesn’t sleep and I’m sure there’s a nice little spot in that big ol’ lake of fire ready for her in the hereafter. She’ll be burning calories there I tell ya! FEEL THE BURN, B1TCH! FEEL IT!!!

  35. NicotineEyePatch

    Sure, Courtney Love had a kid, but Pamela Anderson had two and her stomach doesn’t look like a wet weekend.
    Everyone knows what that surgery looks like now, and nobody buys that Courtney Love diets OR exercises. Unless dieting means ‘pissing in an alley’ and exercising means ‘cranking Dilaudid’.

  36. ballie

    Kurt cobain talented? He is the most overrated ‘musician’ of all times, in fact the level of talent in POPULAIR music has hit rock bottom when he became famous… and it’s still on recovery

  37. ballie

    no its not in recovery… it will never recover

  38. HoboChic

    Isn’t this pic like 2 years old? She was actually spotted in Maui on the beach, but these white suit shots are not the pics. They are the comparison pics…and, yes, I saw that in Star or something…and, yes, I’m ashamed, but I’m all about the facts, people, and where else can you get ‘em?

  39. jrzmommy♠

    I liked her better with her smeared makeup and tiaras.

  40. entertainthetxgirl

    She looks like a young version of the now old Joan Rivers

  41. I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!

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