Courtney Love says she lost all her weight through diet and exercise, but a friend claims that isn’t entirely true. The source says:
“She’s telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won’t be able to make out with anyone because of her breath.” But a rep for Love, who says she’s dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, “Not true. She says she never got surgery.”
This is shocking shocking stuff. You mean she didn’t produce that flappy body naturally? I can’t even believe it. I mean look at that stomach. It looks so natural. To think anybody touched that is just…no…I don’t believe it. I won’t believe it. *runs sobbing down the hall and hides in the closet*
whitegold | April 12, 2007 at 11:55 am
That looks painful.
Spindoc | April 12, 2007 at 11:55 am
Apparently she got the “Tara Reid” done.
She wanted to save some money to buy meth, oh, and really really red lipstick.
Donkey | April 12, 2007 at 11:57 am
Do I make you hooorny baby?
redharing | April 12, 2007 at 11:57 am
She must’ve used all of Kurt’s money to pay for surgery. And the crack habit.
schack | April 12, 2007 at 11:58 am
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth
DrunkBlogger | April 12, 2007 at 12:00 pm
That’s horrible. Gross.
-Trott Felipe
Fifth Stooge | April 12, 2007 at 12:03 pm
She does look good in that diaper thing though.
reptilicus | April 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm
BREAKING NEWS!
campzine.com | April 12, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Yeah she’s super hot, but she smokes.
That’s a deal breaker.
cheatedhearts | April 12, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Does anyones msn or hotmail work?
schack | April 12, 2007 at 12:09 pm
awww, alex… you think maybe someone stole your password again?
veggi | April 12, 2007 at 12:15 pm
@10- nope, I haven’t been able to log into hotmail all day…
and Courtney, chopping up that white stuff does not count as excercise.
FRIST!!! | April 12, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Dammit!!! I have to go to lunch now, so NOBODY TYPE ANYTHING til I get back!!! You know the world revolves around me, and this is the Superficial and I’m ugly.
BigJim | April 12, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Quaid… Start the reactor…
veggi | April 12, 2007 at 12:16 pm
don’t go FRIST!!
HollyJ | April 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Is that drug whore wearing a Laura Ashley bathing suit?
Sorry Courtney. You’re officially forbidden from wearing innocent white bathing suits with cutesy eyelet and virgin-esque pink pin-striped ribbons.
Next, Mormon wives will be going public in nothing but barbed wire crotchless panties.
schack | April 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
i’ll give someone 20 bucks if you let me punch you in the face!
chaunceygardner | April 12, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I don’t understand – hasn’t her breath always smelled like vomit?
schack | April 12, 2007 at 12:24 pm
too true, holly j- lol barbed wire crotchless panties
tits_on_snack | April 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Sure. The SURGERY made her vomit all the time. Uh huh.
Hey, anyone remember that Halloween Simpsons where bart creates the deformed, puking, frog prince?
Donkey | April 12, 2007 at 12:27 pm
19 ->
I just assumed Courtney’s pussy had grown it’s own barbed wire.
verania | April 12, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Didn’t you hear Star Jones lost all of her weight through diet and exercise alone too!
Right.
The icky droopy belly button area is the tell-tale sign. I don’t even want to think of what Star’s body looks like.
lambman | April 12, 2007 at 12:34 pm
weird, the main page still says 0 comments
thankfully I don’t give a crap about being first, otherwise it would have been disappointing
FRIST!!! | April 12, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Whew, ok, I’m back, you all can start typing again. Hey….waitaminute!!!
sympathee | April 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Looks like another face is forming on her stomach.
guymorgan | April 12, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Whats with all this sudden intrest in Cortney Love?
I didn’t know she made music any more, does she even want to be famous any more? All these people are chasing around trying to get stories on her when she is probably just trying to get on with her life, not caring what they find any more.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 12, 2007 at 1:42 pm
22–Remember the pics of Star’s arms & ashy chest? Those gave me nightmares for MONTHS. Poor gay Al LOL
F-Sucker | April 12, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I remember the first time she cleaned up……..then she was hot for about a year or so.
She had Kurt murdered, the whore.
edmund.ignasious.aloysius.III | April 12, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I think shes hot…I would love to bang the shit out of a meth head.
Maskatron | April 12, 2007 at 2:33 pm
If she was exercising she’s have some tone/defintion.
Her stomach looks like Al Roker’s neck.
StoneRose | April 12, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Um, don’t forget Courtney was actually PREGNANT. That’s what happens to your tum tum once you pop out an alien life form that’s expanded your once taut and supple tissue. Not that I’ve had experience with alien life form delivery.
isitme | April 12, 2007 at 4:35 pm
I REALLY hate to say this, but I think that she looks better now than she ever has…She doesn’t have that crazed crack whore look in her eyes, she’s not spewing words out of her bright-red crack whore mouth, she’s not allowing a perfect stranger suck on her crack whore tits, and she doesn’t have all the crack whore bruises that she used to sport (from rolling around on the floor like a crack dog with crack fleas). I WILL definately miss the Courtney that showed up at the Pamela Anderson roast SO HIGH, that her probation officer came to get her! She might actually be cleaning up this time, but I hope she does it away from the public…she’s never been a very talented person…her Oscar nod was for playing a CRACK WHORE!
Courtney | April 12, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Hahah, her stomach looks like a face. You know, on those commercials where flabby guys squeeze their stomachs together and make them say “I’m Hungry!” ? That what it kind of looks like, except there is no hands, it’s all natural. :] omg, i was named after this person *shoots self in the head*
Adrianus Smith | April 12, 2007 at 9:29 pm
I hate this woman for conspiring to have Kurt Cobain’s murder look like a suicide. The only way this ‘Hole’ could ever be successful is by robbing someone with real talent of their life and their riches! Thankfully God doesn’t sleep and I’m sure there’s a nice little spot in that big ol’ lake of fire ready for her in the hereafter. She’ll be burning calories there I tell ya! FEEL THE BURN, B1TCH! FEEL IT!!!
NicotineEyePatch | April 13, 2007 at 4:30 am
Sure, Courtney Love had a kid, but Pamela Anderson had two and her stomach doesn’t look like a wet weekend.
Everyone knows what that surgery looks like now, and nobody buys that Courtney Love diets OR exercises. Unless dieting means ‘pissing in an alley’ and exercising means ‘cranking Dilaudid’.
ballie | April 13, 2007 at 6:22 am
Kurt cobain talented? He is the most overrated ‘musician’ of all times, in fact the level of talent in POPULAIR music has hit rock bottom when he became famous… and it’s still on recovery
ballie | April 13, 2007 at 6:22 am
no its not in recovery… it will never recover
HoboChic | April 13, 2007 at 6:47 am
Isn’t this pic like 2 years old? She was actually spotted in Maui on the beach, but these white suit shots are not the pics. They are the comparison pics…and, yes, I saw that in Star or something…and, yes, I’m ashamed, but I’m all about the facts, people, and where else can you get ‘em?
jrzmommy♠ | April 13, 2007 at 7:09 am
I liked her better with her smeared makeup and tiaras.
entertainthetxgirl | April 16, 2007 at 11:04 pm
She looks like a young version of the now old Joan Rivers
gucci outlet | June 2, 2010 at 4:22 am
I like…so beautiful and sexy,good!