Courtney Love denies pregnancy

Courtney Love has denied reports that she’s pregnant with Steve Coogan’s baby and her management has released an official statement saying, “Courtney Love wishes to make it clear that she denies recent stories suggesting she is pregnant or has had a relationship with Steve Coogan. She confirms that she and Steve are good friends and have met a few times in Los Angeles.” The world can let out a collective sigh of relief now, knowing that a child won’t be in the care of America’s craziest woman. I’m not saying Courtney would make a bad mother, I just wouldn’t be surprised if she killed her child by accidentally feeding it heroin because she was too drunk, high, or stupid to know any better. Plus she takes her clothes off in public a lot, which is something you really want mothers to be doing. And by mothers I mean Petra Nemcova.