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Enough of this bitch already!
Disgusting.
Christ. It sounds like she was typing on Ambien.
It’s called spell check Courtney. And using punctuation.
Drugs are bad, mmkay?
3=======D
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Oh PLEASE, she is a reformed Cokehead, they ALL gain weight after they come off of any kid of speed-like drug. She is either back on drugs or had the sugery. The fact that her stomache is so small you can see ripples in it would seem to indicate a really fast weight loss or Lipo Scaring.
I can overlook a typo or two, but when we’re talking about words like “muyinspirationf” I just have to wonder.
Courtney writes like she looks,
ALL FUCKED UP!!!
Why is she still famous? I don’t remember her doing anything worth a damn in a long time.
Hey YOU! yeah you! Don’t tell anyone but ….ah just between you and me:
SHE KILLED HER BOYFRIEND, yup.
#11- BarbadoS, where the fuck is Abby today?
i didn’t know she could type in swahili
@12 Must be in a cave …somewhere…
It looks like her ass is trying to run away from her body.
ohly ufcking lisdexia abtman…
What does a hot babe like that need surgery for? She is perfect. I want to marry her and take her home to meet mom. Then I want to have 7 or 8 kids with her. I want to keep her barefoot and pregnant
sptud si as stupid deos
Courtney… One word…
Treadmill…
I always wondered if Cobain was murdered, but after this display (and Courtney’s rocking hot body) I’m sure the prick shot himself.
Let’s face it, Courtney Love is not the kind of person who spends all day on a computer.
Of cource her typeing skills are going to be crap. You would think someone would spell check it for her before posting it.
#17, Just gotta wait your turn…
Coutney put the pipe down when yer typing…
Shit, maybe I should too… couRtney, duh…
Wait, I got it, she has one of those programs on her computer that types what you say in the microphone….and she was FUCKED UP
Since when is the fact that a something is illegal been any sort of consideration for this stacked actor?
Courtney’s crazier that a shithouse rat, but she’s still one of the most entertaining bitches around. I have to admit, I get a kick out listening to her ramble. She needs a show.
As for killing Kurt, that’s a bum rap. I’m not saying she didn’t drive him to it. Hell, if I came out of a drug fueled haze for a few moments and I realized I’d married and procreated with Courney Love, I’d suck on the business end of a shotgun, too. But she didn’t pull the trigger.
I didn’t know she spoke ebonics!
Wow, impressive! I guess she used her time in rehab wisely, and learned a new language.
Maybe her daughter wrote it in a sad attempt to take up for her mother, but even my kids have better typing/spelling skills than this!
Someone should compile the “best” of these types of rants (Lindsay included) and use them in a PSA! I mean, kids should know what the REAL effects of drug use are, right?
#14- She lives in a cave. Maybe the aliens got her again?
Not the kind that cross the border illegally.
FRIST – What about you? Will you marry me and have my 7 or 8 kids?
Jimbo, what is sad about that is that you are the first person to propose to me EVER….and I’m 36!!!
But still…you just gotta wait your turn!
How funny, Lake of Fire is playing on my ipod….speaking of Kurt
bleh
Here’s a tip – when there’s a red squiggly line underneath the word, IT’S WRONG.
ME KORTNEY LOVE. ME SKINNY NOW BECAUZE ME STOP EATING SO MANY BABIES. HURR HURR. ME SLEEPY NOW. ME GO NAP IN GABARGE.
I get it now…no way did she actually mean to kill Kurt. She thought she was pointing the gun at her head while showing him how to set the saftey, but actually she was pointing it at his head and pulling the trigger. Various technical things can be confusing to her, such as typing on a keyboard, or stuff.
All I can say is I am so glad this bitch is a mother she can clearly take such amazing care of herself so certainly raising a child must be a bag of COKE for her….
Yeah, she can’t type, but she can swim AND smoke.
See, famous people are better. Than me anyway.
She obviously had lipo and nasty lip injections. Anyone that would get so pissed that people noticed it, that they typed so frantically that they misspelled every single word, is a psycho.
Courntey Lvoe msut be taikgn the smae drugs as me! Adn if yuo ddnit undresantd that its ‘cusae i’m toatlly high rihgt now. It’s a shame someone as cool as me can’t rite wurds corrictlee.
#11 she’s too stupid. granted she’s skanky enough, but (1) he was her real meal ticket and (2) she’s just too stupid to have done it AND gotten away with it
Do you know what the real waste is? This woman once had talent. She was excellent in The People vs. Larry Flynt. Hole’s first album was really good (even though a friend of mine said that Cobain had something to do with the songwriting, uncredited, which would explain why Hole’s 2nd album, isn’t as good). Now she’s a coked up celebrity. What a waste.
What a skag whore. Cobain’s in a better place and doesn’t have to bear anymore days with that beast.
Ummm, if she had exercised her ass off, it wouldn’t be so flappy…
She didn’t actually kill him, but I doubt she was much help.
If she wasn’t a useless crackhead, she would have take the gun away and chucked it in a river somewhere, or even sold it for fricking crack. Or even been aware that maybe Kurt wasn’t feeling so happy and done something other than light up another pipe.
This was the widow who was so grief-stricken she printed his damned death certificate on T-shirts and sold them as a ‘tribute’.
He may have been her meal ticket, but she was probably under the misapprehension that his death would further her crappy band.
its weird that she can manage to post things online, but can’t figure out what spell check is for.
Everything considered, that is one bitchin’ bikini she’s got on there.
Those ass creases freak me the fuck OUT
and I was thinking she needs to take all that crap back to the Thrift Store – I wear a colored macaroni necklace sometimes but it’s because my 10 year old made it for me on Mother’s Day.
Writing, so easy a caveman could do it. Then there’s Courtney..oh, yeah…she hasn’t evolved yet herself. Typing while high on crack sure doesn’t help, either. Apparently all those stints in rehab did nothing for her. Who cares if she lost weight,she’s now (barely) operating on a negative amount of brain cells. Yikes.