Courtney Love probably beat Frances Bean

December 23rd, 2009 // 86 Comments

New court documents in the Courtney Love/Frances Bean debacle suggest domestic violence might’ve been a factor in placing Frances in the care of her grandparents. Because having a junkie mom who presumably had a hand in your dad’s death wasn’t bad enough. TMZ reports:

Now we have new docs filed by the guardianship asking to seal all court documents that relate “to a minor and allegations of domestic violence.” The papers do not get specific, but they do refer to sealing Frances Bean’s medical records. The docs also say, “In this proceeding, every document reveals details of Frances’s (sic) relationship with her mother.”
As we already reported the judge issued a temporary restraining order, prohibiting Love from having contact with her daughter. According to the new docs, the TRO “…restrains Courtney Love Cobain, from certain behavior and from coming within a certain distance of Frances and her guardians.”

What’s the most surprising out of all this is that some social worker didn’t briefly glance at Courtney Love and immediately send an entire SWAT team to yank Frances out of her uterus 17 years ago. That’s the main reason I know Batman doesn’t exist because he would’ve handled that shit. And also showed up at my birthday party the year I got braces. Asshole.

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Comments (86)

  1. Nizmo | December 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    This isn’t Courtney Love

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  2. First | December 23, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Nuff said…

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  3. Rosati | December 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    oo oo oo does this mean I get to be first?

    Its to bad she looks more like her mom then her dad..

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  4. kimberly | December 23, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Just waiting patiently for someone to point out the nipple…

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  5. jonnyfrag | December 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Not to be a grammer nazi, but it’s junkie mom, not junky. Unless she is a robot…

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  6. Jebus | December 23, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Why is there a “sic” in there? I don’t see anything grammatically incorrect. This is BULLSHIT!

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  7. joho777 | December 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    That’s nice.

    It probably would have been better for Francis if she had been removed from Courtney Love’s “care” when she was 7, rather than now when she is 17. Francis will only be “in care” for a year.

    At 18, she will be on her own and able to live just as Courtney has taught her.

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  8. Kermie | December 23, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    @Jebus: Frances’s = wrong. Frances’ = correct.

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  9. Moo | December 23, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Thought that was Kelly Osbourne at first.

    But yeah, Courtney Love is a revolting cunt bag that should’ve popped her clogs a LONG ass time ago.

    How her kids only just being taken away from her I have no idea.

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  10. fitzwilly | December 23, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    She is definitely in a close contest with Rumer Willis as Ugliest Celebrity Offspring….Ever.

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  11. gen | December 23, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    @10

    How dare you insult the child of Kurt Cobain. I say that the children of beautiful talented men should be left alone. I will be similarly outraged if in ten years Matilda Ledger is insulted. I love Kurt Cobain and hope that Francis Bean took after him.

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  12. Courtyardpigeon | December 23, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    WOW!

    She really looks like her mother.

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  13. manda | December 23, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    what does her back say?

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  14. Smashsmash | December 23, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    @10

    It says “Help! This dress is choking me!”

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  15. Sean | December 23, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I think she is blandy cute. Not bad.

    But how could she not kick the shit out of her 90lb crazy junkie mother in a fight?

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  16. azzman | December 23, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    15. i agree she is cute..

    i think its more fun cause i remember her as a baby..

    man, im fucked up.

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  17. Pseudopodia | December 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    Is she as good a singer as her dad? XD

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  18. Burch | December 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    @8

    Frances isn’t plural. You tit.

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  19. charlie | December 23, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    I think she looks like Kurt! That tattoo says something in french beginning “L’art est….” but i cannot make it out.

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  20. Rae | December 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    she’s not spectacular looking but she’s definitely not ugly. wayy better looking than Rumer Willis.

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  21. charlie2 | December 23, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    “L’art est la solution au chaos”

    Translation: I am pretentious, and I think that art is the solution to world hunger.

    Reply
  22. BOFF | December 23, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    Her skin is absolutely beautiful in that first photo. Looks so smooth and milky white. A beautiful young lady.

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  23. Get It Right | December 23, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    @ 18

    Fuck you, Burch. You are a moronic cunt. The apostrophe is used here for the possessive rather than the plural.

    Your friends 6 and 8 are both only partially correct. A quick search of the interwebs under “apostrophe possessive proper noun end in s” will show that both s’ and s’s are correct and that the former is generally considered outdated. The latter is the preferred usage.

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  24. grovergrammer | December 23, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    @18 and 23

    Both Frances’s and Frances’ are acceptable.

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  25. the only opinion that matters | December 23, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I love that superficial is becoming a forum for correct grammar. Hilarious.

    She is a cute girl, and the last thing a young girl needs is some moron sitting at a keyboard dissing their looks. She is just an innocent girl who lost her dad at a young age and has a train wreck for a mother. She needs to be nutured, not criticized. Be kind people, tis the season!

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  26. Get It Right | December 23, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Fuck you 24 and 25

    @ 24 – I did say that both are correct, but that one is more widely used now than the other. There is no doubt about that.

    @ 25 – This is about punctuation, not grammar.

    How did you two find your way home today?

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  27. All Women Stalker | December 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Fish, Batman was busy.

    Frances is getting prettier and prettier…

    -meream

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  28. JustJess | December 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    what is that thing?

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  29. brad scanlon | December 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    #3 Kimberlety:

    nipple!

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  30. Beautiful but bitter | December 23, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    She looks like a very normal and average young woman. It’s too bad she will forever carry the burden of her mothers shame.

    I hope she turns out OK.

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  31. Rough's superficial quote of the day: eff xmas | December 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Why is she bloated, is she on her menzies or she hasnt completely shed the baby fat…here Iam always referring to her as “LiL” and she got more ink than whats her face….

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  32. L'art | December 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Kill the best musician ever, beat his daughter and have other people write all your songs. Great legacy. Can’t wait to see you obituary in the (I’m sure) not too distant future.

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  33. whatthe | December 23, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Damn, she got courtney’s ugly genes.

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  34. http://www.topnflnews.com/ | December 23, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Some mothers spank, some belt, some ignore, some put them up for adoption, and some kill, their children. Life is not always a bowl of cherries for everyone. That’s what prayers are for and mine certaintly go out to Courtney and her daughter Frances. At the end of the day I’m sure Frances loves her mom and Courtney loves Frances

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  36. Nike Shox | December 23, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

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  37. bluetooth headsets | December 23, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    She makes herself so easy to mock, but this is really so sad. Imagine having a mother who is so incoherent and out of touch with reality that she actually believes a clearly high/drunken/stoned/ whatever ramble on a public message board is OK.I feel very sad for this young lady, it’s got to have been a nightmare to have grow up with someone with these kinds of radical mood swings and cruel personality.

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  38. Racer X | December 23, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    She looks more like Kurt than Courtney.

    +1

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  39. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs | December 23, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!

    In pick #1 she looks like “Quato” from the movie “Total Recall”.

    Reply
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  42. um hello | December 23, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    Did no one notice Demi Moore in pic #2!

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  43. LAGRENOUILLE | December 24, 2009 at 12:31 am

    hahaaaa indeed ! looks like demi moron !

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  45. woah | December 24, 2009 at 8:41 am

    wow shes ugly. but then again, her parents arent great looking either

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  46. @23 | December 24, 2009 at 9:40 am

    um.. it should be frances’, the latter (frances’s is only now acceptable because so many idiots couldn’t get it right.

    ain’t that the way it always goes?

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  47. @23 | December 24, 2009 at 9:40 am

    um.. it should be frances’, the latter (frances’s) is only now acceptable because so many idiots couldn’t get it right.

    ain’t that the way it always goes?

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  48. Tony the tigger | December 24, 2009 at 9:51 am

    She looks like Meg Griffin in that first pic.

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  49. gen | December 24, 2009 at 10:40 am

    @46

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME? KURT IS ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING GUYS OF ALL TIME!

    Reply

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