Courteney Cox is targeting Britney Spears and Paris Hilton on her new season of FX’s Dirt. I never watch the show because, quite frankly, Courteney looks like the type of chick that would eat your soul – without the courtesy of letting you see her bra. Anyway, she’s not afraid who she’ll parody this season because she’s got her big, strong husband David Arquette to protect her according to FOX News (Who conveniently is part of the same parent company as FX. I’m just sayin’.):
But if the celebs don’t find the joke so funny, it is her hubby/fellow executive producer, David Arquette, who will handle the heat.
“If somebody called me and was really mad at me, I’d assure them that it was never my intention to hurt anybody,” Cox said. “But I’ll just give the phone over to David.”
Because there’s nothing more terrifying than a hipster doofus in your grill. I mean, seriously. All you have to do is say Bright Eyes sounds just like Arcade Fire then, when he rambles on for five hours, you beat him over the head with his Mac Powerbook. Now get on the horn, and tell them how to bring these sons of bitches down!
Famous Plastic | March 6, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Uh oh, Courtney’s botox is showing…
daguz | March 6, 2008 at 2:12 pm
She can eat my soul.
Cowgirl gets sloppy 2nd's? | March 6, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Did I see Texas Tranny on that last post or a droll troll?
fergernauster | March 6, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Jeezus. She was cute back in the day, but she now needs to trade her “cosmetic therapist” in for the one Demi Moore employs.
The Veggi Whore | March 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm
making fun of brit and Paris? I’ll drink to that!!
But, shit, I drink to the mail arriving, so..
fergernauster | March 6, 2008 at 2:19 pm
… she does have a soft, shiny, silky mane, tho’…
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Yes Cowgirl it was me.
Ted from LA | March 6, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I thought she was married to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Cowgirl | March 6, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Great TT! What RU wearing?
dogonabone | March 6, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Does anyone else see the Joker?
Jumpin_J | March 6, 2008 at 2:25 pm
David Arquette? Oooooh I’m so scared. Bring it, beeeotch. I’ll crush him with my 22″ pythons, brother. Watcha gonna do?
Cowgirl knows politics (not really) | March 6, 2008 at 2:27 pm
No, Ted. You’re thinking of ol’ square-jaw Maria. She has the most geometrical bone structure I’ve ever seen!
Grunion | March 6, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Please post no more photos of David Arquette, they’re scaring me.
mike | March 6, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Uh, Cowgirl? What the hell are you trying to do? Quit your damn “what are you wearing” to a tranny. Go email each other some where else. Sick bitch.
Cowgirl | March 6, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Whoa! Mike! At least say “hi”. You missed me did ya? Doesn’t everyone want to know what TT wears? I’m sick Mike? You’re the one with goat fetish right?
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Wouldn’t you like to know……*wink,wink*…………
I would love to tell you all the details, so contact me through myspace and I’ll share.
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Yeah Mike,
Everyone wants to know what I’m wearing………
tee hee
Auntie Kryst | March 6, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Meh, the show is going to suck. Art cannot interpret life here. How can anyone possibly parody the real life parodies that are Brit Tard and Supercunt?
On an unrelated note, FX better not fucking wuss out again and cancel The Riches after only a few episodes. Fuckin’ douchebags, it’s a good show keep it on.
mike | March 6, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Cowgirl, I did miss you. I’m usually a better shot than that. Esspecially when I’m given such a HUGE target as your ass is.
James | March 6, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Nice Independence Day reference :)
want meds | March 6, 2008 at 2:37 pm
In the first pic, she’s nearly rockin’ an Adam’s Apple . . .
DD | March 6, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Hey Mike, did you know your Mother is a great cocksucker?
Well she is, didn’t spill a drop.
RichPort | March 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Oh NAW…
(not aging well…)
Cowgirl has man-hoes in many area codes (or not) | March 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Oh! Bring it on Mikey! you jealous, you can only imagine my tight toosh and not touch?
mike | March 6, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Yeah, who do you think taught her? I’m a mamas boy man. Now go fuck yourself while I get back to getting my bj.
No Friends | March 6, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Go ahead – hand “Mister-Big-Bad ” your phone. I bet he just loves taking the heat after his smart ass of a wife sits on it for a half hour making whomever is on the other end steaming assed mad …. Yeah … we men just love the shit out of that bitch …. I would make him cry just like I would YOU !!
HAHAHAHAHA …………………
everyone knows cowgirl ain't got no spellin' skills | March 6, 2008 at 2:43 pm
@25, not getting blowjob are you or you wouldn’t be so damn petulent (sp?)
mike | March 6, 2008 at 2:46 pm
#27. So, you’re a self declared moron.
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Good one Cowgirl………………..Almost hard it right “petulant”
Back-off Mike or I might have to kick your ass. Then you’d have to explain to all your buddies how a sissy-ass tranny kicked your fucking ass and handed it to you on a platter.
tee hee
TT | March 6, 2008 at 2:51 pm
^had^
mike troll | March 6, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I like to wear TT’s little bo peep outfit when I get my goat lovin on.
TT | March 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@31,
Have you been in my closet??????
That’s one of my favorite outfits. So pretty and feminine, pretty pink and white lace trim, complete with petticoats.
Joe Melnick | March 6, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Did she always have an adam’s apple? Pic #1 looks like she swallowed a spoon. Sideways.
D. Richards (Hands.) | March 6, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Courtney Cox is still living?
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 3:10 pm
She is NOT aging well. WTC is wrong with her neck? Tumors??? Her eyelids are more sunken in than D. R.’s balls..
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Looks like somebody is going to have a birthday next Tuesday. I hope you’re planning a big ass party.
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Really??? Who????
Hecubus | March 6, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I only really visit this site these days in the vain hope of Scarlett Johansson nude pics suddenly showing up but I have to say ‘Now get on the horn, and tell them how to bring these sons of bitches down!’ was pretty damn funny.
XavierH | March 6, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Why are we seeing stills from Lars and the Real Girl?
Jimbo | March 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Hey TT how did you know it was my birthday next week??
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Not real sure………somebody important………..can’t recall her name………..
Jimbo | March 6, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Hey TT I am not a she, but I am important..
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 3:28 pm
It’s MEEEEE!!!!!
I’m going to be 29!!
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 3:28 pm
JImbo, is Tuesday your birthday?????
If it is, I know somebody is gone to freak………..
Jimbo | March 6, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Actually it is Wednesday.
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Yeah, NEXT Wed..
Mine is THIS Tues, and everybody has to buy me a shot.
The Office Whore | March 6, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I’ll drink to your birthday! ! ! ! !
Jimbo AND FRIST!!! having birthdays?????
My, my! That causes for a double shot a whiskey!
FRIST!!! | March 6, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Thanks Whore, has your mail come yet??
Texas Tranny | March 6, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Oh hell yes…………………drinks for everybody…………
The Whore of The Office | March 6, 2008 at 3:43 pm
ha. NO! So I drank to it not coming..
pst, new post.