Courtney Stodden’s Ramblings Are Still A Goddamn Goldmine

Seen here taking a massive, faux-child-bride pee on Marilyn Monroe’s grave yesterday, Courtney Stodden is still posting insane shit to Twitter, so tonight, in lieu of The Crap We Missed, The Superficial brings you:

The Annotated Ramblings of Courtney Stodden-Hutchinson

Mmm… Want to know a sexy secret about me? I am a deliciously dangerous Doug-Addict – Shhh!! ;-) XOs

Today I figured out how to open the medicine cabinet by myself!

Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)

Sometimes I have seizures and wake up naked! Tee-hee!

Placing my hands in Marilyn Monroe’s provocative prints & what a perfect fit it is! XOs ;-x

I remember when I was two, and he sang that song about beautiful people. [Ed. Note: I now feel old as shit.] We were both born boys. Frown frown :(

Wrapping myself up inside of this lovely late night as my delicate loved ones joyously join me in sweet conjunction; Family is Bliss! ;-x

Dad showed up and told Doug he has to share. Harumph!

As I slip on my sexy mini-skirt my taunting mind takes flight into an intimate world of wondrous imagination. Whats your Friday Fantasy? ;-)

Doug spends a lot of time sleeping. And eating oatmeal. Do you think he’ll die soon?

Nothing feels sexier than wearing the beautiful truth.

Just kidding! I’m a luxurious buxomy lady lynx luxuriating her lusciousness into lusty liaisons!

The sultry scent of my pink-sugary, cotton-candy bod is purely provocative & pleasing. So glad that it satisfied everyone tonight… ;-) XOs

Notice how I used the word “everyone.” Dad came over again. Womp womp.

Rolling playfully on top of a white feathery fur rug as the strings of my garter swing around my thighs & whip me! *Tuesdays are Tingly! ;-x

And Mondays are mongly! YAY!

Hovering over the scintillating city of Los Angeles on my beautiful balcony while wearing a white loose blouse & luxurious lace stockings!

A stray police car pulls up to the house and tells me to put my child tits away from the cold, cool night. Doug tells him to mind his own business, and I feel myself warming in places I never knew exist- FUCK! I left this heating pad on.

Preparing the most pleasant plate of pasta in absolutely nothing but my plush peek ‘a boo panties! Mmm… it tastes like perfection! ;-) XOs

I gave the delivery boy a boner. GROSS!

Saturated within a superb Sunday as Gods love beams brightly! “There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear … ” 1 John 4:18

Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop for a minute. Did she just quote Scripture? Then again, the Bible does love it some child marrying. Carry on!

Lubricating my limber legs with a creamy lotion that electrifies my luminescent captivation, lustrously. It’s Slippery Saturday! XOs! ;-)

Note to Self: Doug doesn’t like it when I cover the stairs in lube when he was gone. Something about his “sky-attica.” Old people talk funny.

This has been The Annotated Ramblings of Courtney Stodden-Hutchinson.

Photo: Twitter

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