Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Breasts Are Drunk

Courtney Stodden has been able to legally drink in the US since Reagan was in office, but she can’t now because that would require her to break character and produce a drivers license that doesn’t have the name Timothy Armtrout on it. So here he she is in London last night pretending to be your average American teenager enjoying Europe’s less Puritan stance on alcohol before nailing a teacher from Hogwarts.

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