Courtney Stodden’s Breasts Are On TV Again

March 12th, 2014 // 25 Comments

Here’s Courtney Stodden fulfilling her purpose in life, and no, I’m not talking about starring on reality television. I’m talking about being a mannequin in a store window again. I don’t know who made the wish that made her rill, but they need to cut that shit out. Or give me the magic words for safekeeping. It’s what’s best for everybody.

Photos: Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Implants Side Boob
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    is the price tag for her or the lingerie?

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    JC
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    Given the choice, I’d definitely bang the chick on the right. Her body is probably less plastic-y than Stodden’s.

  3. Tonethius

    Now wait, which one is made of plastic?

  4. Courtney Stodden Lingerie Implants Side Boob
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    She definitely fits right in.

  5. She looks pretty good. I would.

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    This just confirms that she actually *wants* to look fake as fuck. Stupendous.

  7. Johnny Barbells

    …i can’t help it, i like this chick.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I cant wait to watch that show!

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    Cock Dr
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    Her hooters (and everything else) make me hoot with laughter.

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    ’19′.

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    azKen
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    You’d need to zoom in to be able to read the cost of becoming a fame whore. $F*CKING A WASHED UP OLD ACTOR. She picked this one over $GETTING P*SSED ON.

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    Freebie
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    That’s a really bad wig

  13. Ralph

    In one year (or maybe, two) she will be a multi-millionaire. For the next three years she will show up at various places with pre-notified paparazzi and bend and stoop for their cameras. After that she will slowly fade away only to have people say “Ah, who is that” whenever she goes out.

    Sad.

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    Brit
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    “do not bleach”

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    ahn
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    all that surgery she has had- and still walks around with that horrible nose…

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    Xander is doing her make up.

    • Ralph

      You’re right. I found some closeups of her face and that nose should have been rebuilt along with everything else.

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    Margaret
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    Like an old pig stomach stuffed full of gravel and doorknobs. Mmmm.

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    donkeylicks
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    I only count one mannequin.

  19. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    When she has sex, do you think she makes squeaky noises, like rubbing a balloon?

  20. It’s probably just psychological — or maybe pathological — but it seems to me she’s looking better without that sucker-fish Doug latched on to her.

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