Like clockwork, here’s Courtney Stodden doing her best Bo Derek impression, and honestly, these are probably the best-looking shots of her since that set from before she discovered make-up, clear heels and sugar-daddying her way onto reality television. On that note, you really can’t help but marvel at America’s incredible capacity for making women think if they act like super-whores they’ll make it as an actress. Seriously, whoever came up with that was ahead of their time. I probably would’ve just made them eat mud pies or fetch a ball out of old man Jenkins’ yard. Place gives me the willies.
Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner
i can smell the fish from here!!!
Release the Kraken
I bet tomorrow’s lunch money that those nipples are part of the padding she uses to stuff all her bras! You ain’t fooling anyone honey!
I’ll be damned, vampires can come out during the day!
She’d be pretty, if she had a better face. There is absolutely nothing that can fix that face so her real saving grace is that she’s slutty looking, and young but she’s never going to be good looking. A face made for radio as they say. Somewhere Bo Derek is laughing her ass off and cashing real checks.
n.o.
The weird gap between her boobs makes it obvious she has implants. Doubt she’s really 17
Am I the only one who notices what a long torso this person has?
I mean, she has the torso of a 5’10″ model and the short little shrimpy legs of an anorexic Snooki.
Every picture I see of her makes feel like I’m looking at an ad for a charity and should donate a dollar , because ya know , its not going anywhere anytime soon and we need to find a cure .
Wheres a giant wave when u need one
I don’t care what anybody says, I’d replace that bikini bottom with my face!
So I take it you like flat asses with loose skin? #Winning
Don’t say winning.
she might want to exfoliate that spray tan off her feeet…
Yup, that’s disgusting, shi tbrown, California beach mud… sexy.
This is what herpes looks like.
Ha Ha she can’t completely pull of the Kate Upton bikini since she still has to have full coverage on top for all that padding. She’s got the tiny bottoms but the top is way to full coverage to match the bottoms. It looks stupid just like her.
She is way hotter than you….you mad bra?
95% of the people bashing on Courtney are in fact NOT jealous of her. It’s alright if they (including me) genuinely think she’s a nasty looking attention whore.
seriously though Fish, how much is she paying you to post these pics?
bad photoshop job. there’s so weird stuff going on in her cleavage (shown in other galleries). it was poorly photoshopped out in this one. there also appears to be some bruising on her boobs and her cheap fake n bake is streaking off. poor girl.
Always wears too much make up.
And i can’t stand her lips.
She has lips? Where?
Noone has any interest in seeing this girl. If you people in the media would ignore her, she would go away. You are feeding the beast. Please, for the love of God, stop.
mk-ultra
It is good to see she recovered from the stroke. Too bad her face was permanently damaged.
From an old man Bo’s bikini was not gold and shiny at least not
The 10 bikini
This is the best she looked since she took up whoring. The high school pics of her without makeup is still the best, though.
If you zoom in you can clearly see the cutlet at the bottom of her right boob. Get over it hun, we all know you wear cutlets so you can still say you don’t have implants.
lol hun your cutlet is falling out the bottom of your bikini below your right boob. Either time to stop using them or suck it up and get implants, it’s not like you’re not of age to get them because we all know you’re not 17!
she makes me hard as a rock
On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s a negative 40. Shows how we’ve declined as a society. Braids and bikini do not make a Bo. This pig has no beauty whatsoever, inside or out.
This hag wishes she were Bo. Bo was a natural beauty with a gorgeous face, perfect bone structure, sexy eyes. This is an aged skank who should be shooting videos in Chatsworth.
To the naked eye you can’t tell, but she just replaced her bargain bin stripper heels with the ‘Criss Angel Invisible Levitation Stripper Heels 2.0 (“Now with more Douchiness!”)’
I would do an obscene amount of sex with her.
Picky bunch of mutherfuckers aren’t you. I would blame it on a constant flow of quality pussy, but my money is on the lack of any pussy.
You can always spot the teenager post, chastising people with taste for not drooling over desperate, nasty, unattractive skanks just because they have a pair of tits.
I just feel sad for her…
Her fake tan is dripping off…
WTF people????
So alright, she’s an attention whore who wears too much make up. Ok, her boobs aren’t real.
New flash….. neither are 95% of Hollywood.
Anyone saying this chic is ugly, or doesn’t have a nice ass, or anything else is just jealous.
Stop hating on the beautiful just cause you’re fat and would rather pick apart other people then get off your ass and become one of them!!!
It’s “would rather pick apart other people THAN get off your ass.”
And “chic” is pronounced sheek and means stylish. I believe you meant “chick”.
So nice of you to join us, Doug…
OK not hating she’s a dumb bitch. Speaking for myself there’s noting to hate on. Am a 31 year old mother of 4 who looks 18 still I have a fulling job and model on the side. So I say again nothing to be jealous about
Ho Derek
Holy crap… Maybe Sally Struthers should do a commercial for this girl.
I wouldn’t know whether to kiss her or make her a sandwich….
Like making out with Skeletor.
this is the first picture i have seen of her where she doesn’t have those stupid ass hooker shoes on
Mmm, trying to convince us her husband had a thing for Bo Derek when he was in his late teens/early 20′s?
White girls with cornrows are a freak of nature
My neighbor used to put them in my hair all the time before I went to bed back in the late ’70′s. When I woke, she’d take them out and my hair would be so curly and kinky, I loved it. She was a sweetheart. It was a big thing to do back then, cornrows. Everyone did them, it didn’t matter the color. She did mine only because I was raised by my dad and he only knew ponytails. He wasn’t much of a braider. I think he was relieved when I begged for a Dorothy Hamill haircut. LOL (Now I really am showing my age)
SO true. And even funnier that she is wearing cutlets with built in hard nipples. She’s so sad!
Damn, if you guys think her body is not good enough, I WONDER what you’d think of mine. I’m only nineteen years old and my body does’t look anywhere near as good as hers. High expectations much? I never knew men were so shallow. Jeez.
Looks a decade OLDER than Bo, but would make an excellent
poster-child for that new herpes vaccine! Prob pays well….
For the love of god, please shoot this girl in her fucking face. Put her out of our misery.
I feel sorry for Courtney Stodden
Is that a scar in her armpit???
I understand why so many people can’t stand her, really I do. What I feel when I see her is sadness. I don’t care how old she is. She could be 14 or 41, this is someone who’s parents didn’t care as much about. They obviously love money more. It seems they pushed and pushed to get her to this track in life, putting her in Doug’s path. So she went from one user to the next. Somebody has to pay the mortgage. You don’t think mom is going to wind up in the magazine do you? That’s not who these photogs want. They’re users too. Just like with all these Hollywood kids, everybody gets used up until there is nothing left and they die of OD, suicide, or just old age and broke because Hollywood didn’t need them anymore, they used them all up. I see a girl who’s maybe a better actress than we give her credit for. Does anybody really think she’s truly happy with the role she plays? Would you be? Would this be the life you have picked out for yourself? Would this be the life you thought your parents picked out for you? This on that a bit before we remember this girl may become the next River Phoenix, or who knows.
That is the nastiest braid job I’ve ever seen, and no where near to how well done Bo Derek’s cornrowed braids were in the movie 10! As for the bathing suit, not only did Bo not have a gold swimsuit it wasn’t a bikini either. She had a tan colored one piece. However, regardless of what she’s wearing, regardless of how bad her braids look, and no matter what is real or not, the boobs or her age, she is delusional to think her nasty enhanced looks could ever compare to Bo Derek which is one of the top natural beauties of all time in the entire world!
what an ugly slut with skinny lips. her mom is super ugly! doug should be arrested, what does that old fu-k think? that that slut wants his ding dong?