Like clockwork, here’s Courtney Stodden doing her best Bo Derek impression, and honestly, these are probably the best-looking shots of her since that set from before she discovered make-up, clear heels and sugar-daddying her way onto reality television. On that note, you really can’t help but marvel at America’s incredible capacity for making women think if they act like super-whores they’ll make it as an actress. Seriously, whoever came up with that was ahead of their time. I probably would’ve just made them eat mud pies or fetch a ball out of old man Jenkins’ yard. Place gives me the willies.
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