Courtney Stodden’s Bo Derek Bikini Photos

May 16th, 2012 // 138 Comments
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Like clockwork, here’s Courtney Stodden doing her best Bo Derek impression, and honestly, these are probably the best-looking shots of her since that set from before she discovered make-up, clear heels and sugar-daddying her way onto reality television. On that note, you really can’t help but marvel at America’s incredible capacity for making women think if they act like super-whores they’ll make it as an actress. Seriously, whoever came up with that was ahead of their time. I probably would’ve just made them eat mud pies or fetch a ball out of old man Jenkins’ yard. Place gives me the willies.

Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. Fumus

    FRISTT!!

    I mean TEN!

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    Erzulie
    Commented on this photo:

    Even from behind she’s retarded looking. p.s. that is not the ass of a 17 year old…

  3. More like Ke$ha without the frog ass, amirite?

  4. Abby Normal

    Nordic Aryan Prussian Nazi Princess… LITE.

  5. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    SOB
    Commented on this photo:

    NOT Bo Derek , forget about 10 , not even 5

  6. She isn’t fit to hold one of Bo Derek’s cornrows

  7. I don’t recall Bo looking quite so .. psychotic.

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    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather do Dudley Moore
    … today.

  9. it had to be said

    Stop being mean to Courtney! Bo Derek was 23 when she did “10.” Courtney’s at least 35 or so. It’s not really fair to compare.

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    lets see the stodden / monroe mash-up next. oh wait, that was like a week ago. was there an exact date that novelty died?

    • kimmykimkim

      Beef, you’re all up my head today when you should really be up in something else but I was just thinking, since when is it a requirement that everything has to be redone? I mean, copying Marylin, copying Bo Derek, did Marylin and Bo copy anybody? I mean does everything really just get recycled all the time like this? Where’s TomFrank? He knows everything about pop culture. ToooomFraaaank?

      • I’m here, I’m here. Marilyn and Bo were originals, although 10 is the only thing Derek’s known for, because everything else she did was crap. (Actually, have you ever watched 10? That’s crap, too. Sorry, ghost of Blake Edwards, but it’s true.)

        I suppose models throughout history—whether they be Internet “celebrities,” pin-up girls, or burlesque dancers—have, in addition to posing as themselves, dressed in the guise of historical paragons of femininity, whether it’s Madonna copying Marilyn in the “Material Girl” video, or, let’s say, 1940s British music-hall girls decked out as semi-nude Greek sculptures. (I’m taking that last example from Mrs. Henderson Presents, which popped into my mind for some reason. I’m sure if I knew more about, say, the Ziegfeld Follies girls, I’d have an example from them to use.)

        The Internet’s just made it all a lot more blatant now because a) the Courtney Stoddens and Adrianne Currys of the world use it as a cheap ticket to fame, and usually without ideas of their own—celebrity has metastasized disproportionate to the pace of original ideas; and b) the Internet makes everything so instantly accessible. I mean, if there were no Internet, you wouldn’t see a fraction of all the shit you see on this site alone.

        TomFrank, M.A., Popular Culture Studies

      • kimmykimkim

        Thank you, Professor!

      • Anytime, kimmy.

    • Crabby Old Guy

      Okay, we have to have our pool on what’s the next gimmick for these dopes. Monroe…Bo Derek’ s”10″ look…

      I’m going with “Fatal Attraction” – Sharon Stone (money shot tease only with this cretin – and for that, we can be grateful). Or does she go Madonna, circa 1985? Can’t hardly wait…and by that, I mean kill me now.

      • I think you mean Basic Instinct, not Fatal Attraction. Although I can see Courtney Stodden coming at Doug Hutchison with a kitchen knife—or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.

      • Dr Nic

        What about the Russian roulette scene from Deer Hunter?
        Dumb bitch is sure to load ALL the barrels.

  11. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    “You guys! Don’t run! It’s just me being sexy! SEXY!!”

  12. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    Bo’s were real, honey.

    • LindsayNohan

      Actually, Bo Derek had breast implants by the time 10 was filmed . She’s admitted to that.

      That said… yeah, Doug’s “babybride” def looks like she has fakies.

  13. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/16/Duck_Hunt_Dog_by_8_bit_Painter-340_338.jpg[/img]

    That dog won’t hunt!

  14. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    Loves a good game of fetch.

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    Mrs. Binkey
    Commented on this photo:

    ahhhh!!! Kill it with fire!!!!

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    Its Me
    Commented on this photo:

    I want thi sbitch naked!

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    bbiowa
    Commented on this photo:

    If I play Bolero backwards, will she go back into the ocean and drown?

  18. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep going.

  19. Dan Quayle

    I know Bo Derek, Bo Derek was a friend of mine. Courtney you is no Bo Derek

  20. YoMamma

    For the last time, take that GODDAM gold bangle off your upper arm. Must stink to high heaven…

    • Dramatic Puddle

      Bet all of her stinks to high heaven; bitch always looks like she smells bad. I can only guess that Fish and Photo Ass are into skank because this fucking site has turned into the Kardashian Stodden show. Wonder how much they’ve been paid to cram those cunts down our throats.

    • cc

      Like a cod stored in a hockey bag.

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    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    GAAAHHHHH MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!

  22. metoo

    more like bo jangles…

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    Kbird
    Commented on this photo:

    The things nightmares are made of.

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    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    The Loch Ness Monster emerges from the lagoon.

  25. Are not whores, by their very definition, actresses?

    Discuss.

  26. JC

    Fish, think about it: The movie “Pretty Women” was about finding true-super-magic-sparkle love by BEING a whore, not just acting like one. This is the natural extension of that train of thought, and 95% of the chicks I know who are roughly my age still get moist in the panties when they talk about dating Richard Gere after an illustrious career of giving $20 blowjobs to truck drivers.

  27. Cock Dr

    She seems most comfortable on her knees, as if it’s a familiar position for her.

  28. nicole

    She looks like a skinnier skankier Christina Agrulera. And she seriously looks at least 30.

  29. Archie Leach

    Can someone just give this disgusting kunt the reality show her and that sickening creep dougy want so they’ll go the fuck away?!

    • Cock Dr

      No positive reinforcement for this weekly unoriginal BS.
      She wants her own show? I’m sure Vivid will sign her up in a heartbeat and give her star billing. Their productions are well suited for her “talent” level.

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    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    She has some weird shit going on in the back of her knees. Caution when zooming in.

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    Viewer
    Commented on this photo:

    Christina Aguilera V. 2.0

  32. Bo Derek was gorgeous. Courtney Stodden is “better than jacking off with sandpaper”.

  33. your mom

    I would be less offended if this were Borat. Naked.

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    hhjegre
    Commented on this photo:

    SHES NOT 17! omg are people retarded? it’s a lie, for publicity. she’s NOT 17.

    her ”age” is just as real as her tits.

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    Hol's
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this that retarded chick that goes “jogging” with platform heels on?

  36. Rico Jones

    Can you please stop posting updates about her? No one cares what she is up to. Seriously.

    • Dramatic Puddle

      Yeah. I’ve asked too, several times, but I’m guessing that Fish likes him some skank too much to stop posting about this nobody. When he’s not posting about fish-crotch Stodden, he’s posting about those Kardashian whores. He’s getting to be as worthless and stupid as Perez Hilton. He’s even embracing the liberal, gay agenda. This was once a great site.

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    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t worry I’m sure she’ll be in playboy once she’s 18. That will be the pinnacle of her career.

  38. KungFu Panda

    For the love of Akbar, please post something else, so this isn’t the first thing I see when the page loads!

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    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    for shame! Where is Cthulu when you need him?

  40. Could be worse, she could be slobbering all over her husband as well as trying to be Bo Derek. I was watching The Green Mile last week (it was on TV) and it dawned on me: She was FIVE when he starred in that. So gross….

  41. Sheppy

    Face colour not matching body colour. Makes me feel uneasy :/

    • Jack Ketch

      It never does … and you can tell just from the thumbnail, it’s that noticeable. It’s gross anyways … I just came here to read the comments; they’re a lot more fun than the post.

  42. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    Good lord..is that a platypus in her bikini?

  43. ohwhatthehell

    This is why the rest of the world hates Americans.

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    Eugene
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we’ll never get the smell out of those fish. :^(

  45. Crash

    Reminiscent of Predator.

  46. I’d rather look at Bo Derek. Like, Bo Derek as she looks now. Because even at 60-whatever, she’s hotter than this.

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    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    why can’t anyone notice her boobs are smaller than her bikini tops? you can see that easily. she’s wearing a LOT of padding… you can see that her boobs (on the side) don’t hang as much as the bikini top….

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    Just Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Bo Derek today would still look better than this chick!

  49. Courtney Stodden Bikini Bo Derek
    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    Boring. Pathetic.

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