Like clockwork, here’s Courtney Stodden doing her best Bo Derek impression, and honestly, these are probably the best-looking shots of her since that set from before she discovered make-up, clear heels and sugar-daddying her way onto reality television. On that note, you really can’t help but marvel at America’s incredible capacity for making women think if they act like super-whores they’ll make it as an actress. Seriously, whoever came up with that was ahead of their time. I probably would’ve just made them eat mud pies or fetch a ball out of old man Jenkins’ yard. Place gives me the willies.
Photos: Jeff Rayner/Coleman-Rayner
FRISTT!!
I mean TEN!
Even from behind she’s retarded looking. p.s. that is not the ass of a 17 year old…
If you think 17 year old asses normally look better than that, then you’ve never visited the South.
More like Ke$ha without the frog ass, amirite?
.10
Nordic Aryan Prussian Nazi Princess… LITE.
NOT Bo Derek , forget about 10 , not even 5
She isn’t fit to hold one of Bo Derek’s cornrows
I don’t recall Bo looking quite so .. psychotic.
I’d rather do Dudley Moore
… today.
Stop being mean to Courtney! Bo Derek was 23 when she did “10.” Courtney’s at least 35 or so. It’s not really fair to compare.
lets see the stodden / monroe mash-up next. oh wait, that was like a week ago. was there an exact date that novelty died?
Beef, you’re all up my head today when you should really be up in something else but I was just thinking, since when is it a requirement that everything has to be redone? I mean, copying Marylin, copying Bo Derek, did Marylin and Bo copy anybody? I mean does everything really just get recycled all the time like this? Where’s TomFrank? He knows everything about pop culture. ToooomFraaaank?
I’m here, I’m here. Marilyn and Bo were originals, although 10 is the only thing Derek’s known for, because everything else she did was crap. (Actually, have you ever watched 10? That’s crap, too. Sorry, ghost of Blake Edwards, but it’s true.)
I suppose models throughout history—whether they be Internet “celebrities,” pin-up girls, or burlesque dancers—have, in addition to posing as themselves, dressed in the guise of historical paragons of femininity, whether it’s Madonna copying Marilyn in the “Material Girl” video, or, let’s say, 1940s British music-hall girls decked out as semi-nude Greek sculptures. (I’m taking that last example from Mrs. Henderson Presents, which popped into my mind for some reason. I’m sure if I knew more about, say, the Ziegfeld Follies girls, I’d have an example from them to use.)
The Internet’s just made it all a lot more blatant now because a) the Courtney Stoddens and Adrianne Currys of the world use it as a cheap ticket to fame, and usually without ideas of their own—celebrity has metastasized disproportionate to the pace of original ideas; and b) the Internet makes everything so instantly accessible. I mean, if there were no Internet, you wouldn’t see a fraction of all the shit you see on this site alone.
TomFrank, M.A., Popular Culture Studies
Thank you, Professor!
Anytime, kimmy.
Okay, we have to have our pool on what’s the next gimmick for these dopes. Monroe…Bo Derek’ s”10″ look…
I’m going with “Fatal Attraction” – Sharon Stone (money shot tease only with this cretin – and for that, we can be grateful). Or does she go Madonna, circa 1985? Can’t hardly wait…and by that, I mean kill me now.
I think you mean Basic Instinct, not Fatal Attraction. Although I can see Courtney Stodden coming at Doug Hutchison with a kitchen knife—or maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.
What about the Russian roulette scene from Deer Hunter?
Dumb bitch is sure to load ALL the barrels.
“You guys! Don’t run! It’s just me being sexy! SEXY!!”
Bo’s were real, honey.
Actually, Bo Derek had breast implants by the time 10 was filmed . She’s admitted to that.
That said… yeah, Doug’s “babybride” def looks like she has fakies.
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That dog won’t hunt!
omg that was my favorite game when I was really little.
Loves a good game of fetch.
Woof.
ahhhh!!! Kill it with fire!!!!
I want thi sbitch naked!
If I play Bolero backwards, will she go back into the ocean and drown?
Keep going.
I know Bo Derek, Bo Derek was a friend of mine. Courtney you is no Bo Derek
For the last time, take that GODDAM gold bangle off your upper arm. Must stink to high heaven…
Bet all of her stinks to high heaven; bitch always looks like she smells bad. I can only guess that Fish and Photo Ass are into skank because this fucking site has turned into the Kardashian Stodden show. Wonder how much they’ve been paid to cram those cunts down our throats.
Like a cod stored in a hockey bag.
GAAAHHHHH MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
more like bo jangles…
The things nightmares are made of.
The Loch Ness Monster emerges from the lagoon.
Are not whores, by their very definition, actresses?
Discuss.
Fish, think about it: The movie “Pretty Women” was about finding true-super-magic-sparkle love by BEING a whore, not just acting like one. This is the natural extension of that train of thought, and 95% of the chicks I know who are roughly my age still get moist in the panties when they talk about dating Richard Gere after an illustrious career of giving $20 blowjobs to truck drivers.
She seems most comfortable on her knees, as if it’s a familiar position for her.
She looks like a skinnier skankier Christina Agrulera. And she seriously looks at least 30.
Can someone just give this disgusting kunt the reality show her and that sickening creep dougy want so they’ll go the fuck away?!
No positive reinforcement for this weekly unoriginal BS.
She wants her own show? I’m sure Vivid will sign her up in a heartbeat and give her star billing. Their productions are well suited for her “talent” level.
She has some weird shit going on in the back of her knees. Caution when zooming in.
holy shit! what the hell is that?!? it’s like ring worm or something! it almost looks scaley!
We might be closer to detecting her real species.
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/05/11/caption-contest-may-11th
probably eczema that has been photoshopped by her. definately not done by a professional.
No, it is peeling fake tan.
Christina Aguilera V. 2.0
Bo Derek was gorgeous. Courtney Stodden is “better than jacking off with sandpaper”.
I would be less offended if this were Borat. Naked.
SHES NOT 17! omg are people retarded? it’s a lie, for publicity. she’s NOT 17.
her ”age” is just as real as her tits.
Is this that retarded chick that goes “jogging” with platform heels on?
Yes, and that arse is NOT 17 years old, far from it.
Can you please stop posting updates about her? No one cares what she is up to. Seriously.
Yeah. I’ve asked too, several times, but I’m guessing that Fish likes him some skank too much to stop posting about this nobody. When he’s not posting about fish-crotch Stodden, he’s posting about those Kardashian whores. He’s getting to be as worthless and stupid as Perez Hilton. He’s even embracing the liberal, gay agenda. This was once a great site.
Don’t worry I’m sure she’ll be in playboy once she’s 18. That will be the pinnacle of her career.
she looks close to 40 years old now
whats with the weird cleavage?
For the love of Akbar, please post something else, so this isn’t the first thing I see when the page loads!
for shame! Where is Cthulu when you need him?
Could be worse, she could be slobbering all over her husband as well as trying to be Bo Derek. I was watching The Green Mile last week (it was on TV) and it dawned on me: She was FIVE when he starred in that. So gross….
Face colour not matching body colour. Makes me feel uneasy :/
It never does … and you can tell just from the thumbnail, it’s that noticeable. It’s gross anyways … I just came here to read the comments; they’re a lot more fun than the post.
Good lord..is that a platypus in her bikini?
No, I think the platypus IS her bikini. Good god.
I seriously regret using the zoom feature…
This is why the rest of the world hates Americans.
As an American living abroad, they actually don’t hate us. (I was surprised too.) But they definitely will if word gets out about this chick.
Now we’ll never get the smell out of those fish. :^(
+1
Reminiscent of Predator.
I’d rather look at Bo Derek. Like, Bo Derek as she looks now. Because even at 60-whatever, she’s hotter than this.
She’s 55 and here you go. Happy fapping.
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Beautiful woman.
For a republican.
why can’t anyone notice her boobs are smaller than her bikini tops? you can see that easily. she’s wearing a LOT of padding… you can see that her boobs (on the side) don’t hang as much as the bikini top….
“Why can’t anyone notice”? Someone points this out every time there’s a post about her. Every. Time.
Bo Derek today would still look better than this chick!
Boring. Pathetic.