Courtney Stodden is apparently getting ready to film a music video and naturally needs some sort of man-thing to grind against because Doug is 80. Fortunately he’s there to supervise the whole process because he’s completely straight and into banging Courtney. You can tell by the way he undresses the other dudes with his eyes. That’s how you know.
[Ed. Note: What's up, everybody? Just a quick note if you didn't notice Photo Boy running things today, I'm in New York doing whatever horrible, unspeakable acts need to be done to keep our dick joke machines online. As for this post.. thingy, killing two birds with one stone by testing out some new shit and doing someone a solid. I'm also naked just to make this even more impressive. - SW]
[Adding... And I just now learned I left Photo Boy to compete against this all consuming, and adorable, beacon of Internet. He never stood a chance.]