Courtney Stodden Will Twerk Until You Buy Her Single

Courtney Stodden has a new single that she’s doing all kinds of naked stuff to promote, so here she is twerking into an iPhone aimed directly at the back of her vagina because apparently that’s better than just making another sex tape where she doesn’t even have sex. Literally all she had to do was take a bath. A child could do it, and goddammit, Jared Fogle just Hulked out of his cell again. My bad, everybody. This one’s on me. I got it. *walks over to daycare, props up box with a stick, waits behind tree holding string* C’mon, you sonofabitch…

(Was the vagina the entire point of this post? Pretty much.)

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