It’s Courtney Stodden Sunbathing Topless

Remember Courtney Stodden? That chick who was with that guy and then, I dunno, some stuff? Well, here she is conveniently sunbathing topless in front of the “paparazzi” who happened to show up on an empty beach and find her there just checking her phone and holding her giant cartoon tits so their weight don’t send her plummeting toward the earth. Show me a woman who hasn’t been there, and I’ll show you a baby that should’ve been thrown off a cliff an intelligent, bright-eyed bubble of personality. God, I bet her thoughts are just swell. I want to hear all of them!

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner