It’s Courtney Stodden Sunbathing Topless

December 10th, 2013 // 67 Comments
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Remember Courtney Stodden? That chick who was with that guy and then, I dunno, some stuff? Well, here she is conveniently sunbathing topless in front of the “paparazzi” who happened to show up on an empty beach and find her there just checking her phone and holding her giant cartoon tits so their weight don’t send her plummeting toward the earth. Show me a woman who hasn’t been there, and I’ll show you a baby that should’ve been thrown off a cliff an intelligent, bright-eyed bubble of personality. God, I bet her thoughts are just swell. I want to hear all of them!

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

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  1. She isn’t going to melt onto that towel, is she?

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    Mohawk Disco
    Commented on this photo:

    Could anyone explain why some women think duck lips and oversized fake tits make them look more attractive? (Disclaimer: I’m not against fake tits, just against ones you use at hot air balloon festivals.)

  3. theyre like robo-medicine balls.

  4. Ben Dover

    Jesus shes disgusting

  5. I scrolled through them all. And I hate myself for it.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s grounded out on her pontoons.
    Good luck getting back upright again.

  7. sloppy ass tits and duck faced like a motherfucker. I welcome her future dismemberment and discovery in dumpsters across town.

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    Jiminy Cryptic
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t that supposed to be 138 Water?

  9. Lilly

    A normal story in Europe.
    Apart from the inflated teen pornstar who marries an old man.

  10. cc

    You ever leave a tub of margarine on your dash on a hot, sunny day? Me neither, but I bet it’s a bad idea. Kind of like this.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I would definitely have to “trip” walking by her

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    Odbarc
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    Nipple slip.

  13. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s not topless until I see nipple.

    • fair point. Topless, but not visible is pretty much exactly the same as “wearing a top”.

      It’s like these headlines that say “Amazingly hot famous chick poses NUDE!”…and it’s pictures of her not wearing clothes, but posed so nothing interesting is visible. fuck you…spread your goddamn legs!

  14. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Best shot of the series.

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    Moi
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever did her lips should be beaten. She now looks like she should be in a “special” helmet at all times.

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    Bob the Builder
    Commented on this photo:

    This is just so ridiculous and desperate. But hey, it works. Hire the paps because you’re not interesting enough to be followed 24-7, and then the pics end up on gossip sites like this one, which we visit to give this chick more attention than she deserves. There ya go.

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    Paully Boston
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, I don’t expect much in the way of journalistic integrity here at Superficial, but if you goddamn advertise TOPLESS…I better damn well see some fucking nipples or shit is gonna get real up in here real fast!

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    wow
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems to have some stretchmarks on those big things.

  19. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I imagine her consultation with her plastic surgeon going like this:

    “I want my tits to look like THAT, and my lips to look like THAT”

    “uh, that’s a fruit basket and a fish tank”

    “THATSWHATIWANTIWANTIWANT!!!”

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    sharlee
    Commented on this photo:

    She was beautiful before.
    Now she looks like a badly made sex doll. :p

  21. I have to admit, I would love to bang her. Not because she’s sexy, but because she seems so pitifully desperate that she’d probably do all those really fucked up things I’ve been wanting to try, but know that no normal chick would agree too.

    Come on, you know you’ve said “I want to pee in her butt” plenty of times…but I’m pretty sure you could do it with her.

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    Hasselhoff's Testicles
    Commented on this photo:

    Crackhead ass.

    What an ugly mutt!

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    keith
    Commented on this photo:

    dirty ho loves the attention. bet she likes gangbangs and bukkake, too……

  24. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    Aren’t they shooting pornos out in Ventura now to avoid that pesky condom law in LA county? Hmm…

  25. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!

  26. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    this is as far as she could get in the ‘touch your chin to the floor’ contest.

  27. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    Help, help! It’s a beached fish!

  28. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I know a family of homeless gerbils who need a home. *points at the boob gap*

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    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Only women with bolt-on hold their titties up like melons. Girls born with big breasts end up smashing flat when they hold them.

  30. Went from cute to tragic, what a shame.

  31. tlmck

    Freak show.

  32. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    The Chinese have respect and fondness for large orange golden fish hence many in their parks and palaces. But bleached Cracker whore’s with lips like a goldfish and inflatables cross all cultural barriers of FUCK NO!

  33. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    She has a terrible case of Lohan Face.

  34. Dick Spitz

    My future ex-wife. I love this girl!!!!!!!

  35. Buster Cheeks

    I’D EAT THE PEANUTS OUT OF HER SHIT!

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    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs better hair extensions

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    Freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    Are those her beach shoes?

  38. Roger

    I’d eat a bowl full of her used tampons while drinking a quart of her warm piss.

  39. anonym

    Those lips would actually look good around a dick.

    those are dick suckin lips.

    Hurry up and do some hardcore porn. you’re already built for it.

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    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    With her pushing down on them like she is here, her tits look almost believable.

  41. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    She almost looks like Lindsey Lohan now. What a pitty.

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    me
    Commented on this photo:

    absolutely fuckin hot.

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    Buckatroop
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this woman not have nipples? Surgically removed the areola and left eraser nubs in their place?

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    hello
    Commented on this photo:

    I love tath little girl with those inflated melons. however, they are probably too big for her…. they are already falling (compare with the black bikini photoshot) and she is still too young. I mean, theyr not going to hold 20 years. she should have tried with a little less silicone…. and probably in bed you coulnd`t squeeze that melons

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    samwise
    Commented on this photo:

    I generally try to support other women,
    however she makes me wish I had a penis so I could treat her like the cum dumpster she is.

  46. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Courtney suffers from Fame Whore Disease
    Its symptoms include perpetual sleaze
    Taking selfies erotic
    Is her narcotic
    I predict a career on her knees

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    mikel246
    Commented on this photo:

    between the implants and botox not much real girl there anylonger,,,, i bet her hair wasnt even her own,,, such phony young ppl ,, and us old pervs still looking,,,mmmmm

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    numan
    Commented on this photo:

    wow

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    sillycon
    Commented on this photo:

    Its a race between her and Kim K. to see who is the biggest Boob of the Century! I feel bad for her ex to have had to put up with this dimwitted shitstain.

  50. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    iID LIKE TO GENTLY SLIDE MY PENILE UNIT SLOWLY PAST HER POUTY FULL SILICONE LIPS.

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