BEST OF 2013: Courtney Stodden’s Giant Cartoon Breasts Were Topless

Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!


After getting a divorce then finding new love with your dad, child-bride and/or 45-year-old transsexual Courtney Stodden seemingly fell off the radar until mid-December when she let the paparazzi agency she has a deal with take pictures of her balloon tits while sunbathing topless. A move that worked like gangbusters despite the Internet being a serious place where intellect is king and sophistication rules the night. I don’t know how she pulled it off.

Posted: 12.10.13

Original Post: It’s Courtney Stodden Sunbathing Topless

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner