BEST OF 2013: Courtney Stodden’s Giant Cartoon Breasts Were Topless

December 31st, 2013 // 16 Comments
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Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!


After getting a divorce then finding new love with your dad, child-bride and/or 45-year-old transsexual Courtney Stodden seemingly fell off the radar until mid-December when she let the paparazzi agency she has a deal with take pictures of her balloon tits while sunbathing topless. A move that worked like gangbusters despite the Internet being a serious place where intellect is king and sophistication rules the night. I don’t know how she pulled it off.

Posted: 12.10.13

Original Post: It’s Courtney Stodden Sunbathing Topless

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner


  1. Most people would not get excited about a naked plastic woman. But stretch a layer of skin over it and teach it to talk, and it becomes a sex symbol.

  2. ” Have to hold the boobs back or the horny elves will get them.”

  3. Alan Alda's Nutsack

    Woman are a work of art. This one? So gross!

  4. BigDaddy

    I can’t believe you put Selena is a runner up to this ugly bitch!

  5. Jenn

    Fake boobs should be perky. Can’t believe someone paid for these sad,saggy grandmama boobs.

  6. Wait a minute. All of these most-clicked posts of 2013 involve celebrity tits (more or less). Don’t you write all those political posts to drive up traffic? That’s what someone invariably says in the comments. Surely that someone knows better about your analytics.

  7. gumbypokey

    That looks painful. Shauna Sand v2.0.

  8. D.

    I agree – that does look painful.

  9. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    absolutely fuckin hot.

  10. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    Does this woman not have nipples? Surgically removed the areola and left eraser nubs in their place?

  11. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    I love tath little girl with those inflated melons. however, they are probably too big for her…. they are already falling (compare with the black bikini photoshot) and she is still too young. I mean, theyr not going to hold 20 years. she should have tried with a little less silicone…. and probably in bed you coulnd`t squeeze that melons

  12. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    I generally try to support other women,
    however she makes me wish I had a penis so I could treat her like the cum dumpster she is.

  13. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    Courtney suffers from Fame Whore Disease
    Its symptoms include perpetual sleaze
    Taking selfies erotic
    Is her narcotic
    I predict a career on her knees

  14. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    between the implants and botox not much real girl there anylonger,,,, i bet her hair wasnt even her own,,, such phony young ppl ,, and us old pervs still looking,,,mmmmm

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  16. Courtney Stodden Topless Implants Bikini
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    Its a race between her and Kim K. to see who is the biggest Boob of the Century! I feel bad for her ex to have had to put up with this dimwitted shitstain.

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