Courtney Stodden Took a Bath, Still Dirty

May 4th, 2012 // 168 Comments

See what I did there?

Posted by Photo Boy

In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child child-bride Courtney Stodden taking a bath. And poorly, might I add. She doesn’t even get her hair wet and wears a bikini for half of it. She’s either a never-nude or this thing might have been some sort of staged publicity stunt. [Ed Note: Again, sincerest apologies to the Yauch family for posting these two sequentially. I really am a hollow shell of a person. - PB]

Photo: Coleman-Rayner

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    Nerdo
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    Just a couple of 40 year old ladies, baking a cake.

    Her mom looks like her sister, and that’s NOT a compliment to her mother.

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    Leslie
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    If this girl is 16, like I’ve been reading. Is it SERIOUSLY legal to have photos like this running around when you’re under the age of 18. And if so, who would let their child do something like this?

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    ugh
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    TBI Chic.

  4. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
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    No make-up my sweet bum.

  5. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
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    Help me, help you. My bra is sooo cheap, my babies are all like, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

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    Old
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    Her Mom obviously is 65

  7. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
    Donman
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    Out of ten I,d like to give her one

  8. Courtney Stodden Bathtub No Makeup Bikini
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    she still looks pretty to me

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    J.
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    Normally I think she is trashy looking. But these photos without all the Industrial Light and Makeup Magic and hooker pumps, she actually is a cute girl. Too bad for her.

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    Mischa
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    Uh she’s actually wearing make up in these pics…mascara, her eyebrows are filled in,, foundation, powder and eyeshadow. It’s just not the 19 lbs of make up she normally plasters to her face.

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    Herman
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    Courtney Stodden is a stunning girl with or without makeup!

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    Amanda
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    Her boos look seriously deformed.

  13. Mariah

    Courtney purposely goes to a page parodying her, makes rude comments, including racist ones, then has her ‘fans’ harass it. All well and good, but then they are trying to get it removed, even making fake profiles to try to do so. Courtney is allowed to have freedom of speech, but no one else is. She is allowed to ‘bully’, but not one is allowed to ‘bully’ her. She purposely goes there…you don’t walk in where you’re not really wanted then whine they’re mean to you!

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    GET A CLUE
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    This girl should be ashamed of herself. Claiming to be a good religious girl when she throws photos around like this? And this isn’t even the worst of it. I don’t know who is more disgusting…her or her parents. Or her dirtbag of a “husband” for encouraging a 17 year old girl to sell herself this way. He’s obviously creep and her parents are obviously fools. I’d use a stronger word for them but I guess they can only do so much, although I doubt giving your consent to marry a 51 year old man was the best choice. Someone with some sense would have atleast said no…if she went out and did it when she turned 18, cool. LISTEN UP COURTNEY…even if you aren’t trash you are presenting yourself as such. Honestly you are just attracting more perverts than anything but hey if thats all you want to accomplish in life, GOOD LUCK. You want to be famous so bad that you’ll act like a tramp. Do what pleases you but please DON’T EVER claim to be a good Christian girl or whatever it is you were trying to say. It’s sickening. Some of us have morals and values that we live by when we say we believe in God, but you, you are a joke. And hopefully one day you will grow up and realize how badly you are presenting yourself. At 17 years old! You are a child! Get it thru that pretty blonde head of yours because no amount of money is worth the sins you are acting upon. IDIOT.

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    JLE
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    This is borderline child pornography.

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    anon
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    she’d look better as a brunette. also, anyone can realize her bra is about a cup size too big for her droopy ass tits

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    nowi'mnauseous
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    does she have an itch or something? She’s always putting her hand in her panties – must have a pretty bad case.

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    noyb
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    the creepy thing is if you just look at her face cut off the risque body part. she really does look just 16 in this pic

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    Bleeple
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    Except she is wearing makeup…look at the difference of color between her neck and face.

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    jim
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    She doesn’t look that old. She’s very pretty. Any one of you would be lucky to stand next to her. Losers.

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    Allion
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    Her face-type reminds me of Cybyll Shepherd, who was a real lady…

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    Brentkilledaguy
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    ^ HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    Rae
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    Shes prettier and looks her age without the make up.Yea, she has push up bras and all sorts of clothing that kinda make her look like a hooker…gotta wonder what workout routine she does to keep her body shaped like that….i still wanna thunk her parent in the head and be like “what were YOU thinking

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