Courtney Stodden Took a Bath, Still Dirty

See what I did there?

Posted by Photo Boy

In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child child-bride Courtney Stodden taking a bath. And poorly, might I add. She doesn’t even get her hair wet and wears a bikini for half of it. She’s either a never-nude or this thing might have been some sort of staged publicity stunt. [Ed Note: Again, sincerest apologies to the Yauch family for posting these two sequentially. I really am a hollow shell of a person. – PB]

Photo: Coleman-Rayner