See what I did there?
Posted by Photo Boy
In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child child-bride Courtney Stodden taking a bath. And poorly, might I add. She doesn’t even get her hair wet and wears a bikini for half of it. She’s either a never-nude or this thing might have been some sort of staged publicity stunt. [Ed Note: Again, sincerest apologies to the Yauch family for posting these two sequentially. I really am a hollow shell of a person. - PB]
Photo: Coleman-Rayner
DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT SHE’S INCREDIBLY UNATTRACTIVE??? YIKES
I have never seen someone try SO hard to be sexy in my life. She just needs to stop and realize she’s kinda busted…
Kinda ??
These are the eyes that would make any other 50 year old man feel like a perv for banging her.
Zoom in on her left hand (That’s the thing under her left boob, it has a shiny thing on it) – does that look like it belongs to a 17 year old? I still think thi swhole thing is some sort of gag.
No make-up? Her face is just naturally a completely different color than her stripy fake tanned body. Also, I still say she looks like she has had a stroke.
Seriously– look how it looks like she’s propped up. This must be a still shot from the sequel to Weekend at Bernies.
Imagine being that lucky gay guy that gets to wake up next to her every morning….
No makeup my sweet patootie. It took about three hours to perfect that ‘natural’ look. She’s wearing foundation, eyeliner, mascara, lipgloss and eyebrow pencil. And she still looks like… that.
Tits or GTFO. I fucking hate teases.
You do realize that would make the pictures child porn, right?
Which is complete bullshit. She’s old enough to get plastic surgery, to get married and get fucked by her husband every night but god forbid we see a tit.
does she not know how to close her fucking lips? jesus.
Wow! Those love dolls look SOOOO real!
At least she took off that FUCKING STUPID arm band thing for once.
So that’s what happened to the “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” guy?
She honestly looks like a wax mannequin of Kirsten Dunst.
Her awkward poses always make her look like she’s holding in a fart.
HAHA! Especially here.. must be all the drugs sh is on
jwoww is blonde now?
Is she dropping a giant deuce in the tub?
As a man with a penis, I’ll pretty much fuck anyone that will let me, but I wouldn’t stick my dick anywhere near that girl. Desperation and daddy issues do nothing for me.
hahaha sometimes I feel jealous of men with their penis. I think Id do the same but as a girl I have a reputation to keep plus feelings have to be involved or else it doesn’t feel good. It sucks being a girl at times and double standards suck as well.
I call bullshit. Her face is still two shades lighter than her neck.
“The drugs…they’re wearing off…wha…who am I…why do I look like this and where’d these boobs come from?…I’m married to an old guy?…mom…dad, I thought you were kidding when you said you’d use me for millions if I didn’t clean my room…”
Sorry, thousands… Her butch-looking husband didnt make THAT much!
what is going on with girlfriend’s armpits?
What is with the ‘no make-up’ crap? I don’t mean here, I mean EVERYWHERE.
Fuck you, celebrities. You wear make-up to bed, you lame assholes.
The fake tits definitely detract from what are actually “cute” features. Unfortunately she neglected to wash and dry her hair, which would have softened up that “trucker bitch” look she seems to prefer.
There’s something inherently off about this chick. And I don’t mean the complete fakery, the lack of a brain, the unseemly seeking of continual attention, the hackneyed move to hitch her wagon to a rapidly-dading-into-obscurity celebrity partner… Oh fuck it. That’s exactly what I mean.
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Her pimps must read gossip sites, and rubbed off half the make-up from her man mug hoping she would look closer to her alleged 17 years of age. Major fail.
What was that LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE guy’s name? Anyway, looks like him in a tub sans the ruby lipstick.
Wow, good call! What has been seen cannot be unseen now. She really does look like that kid.
Seriously what is this? Why? What is she selling? Did I really read somewhere that she’s 16?? She does not look anywhere close to 16 – I’m not buying that for a second. And not just because she looks like she’s advertising escort services.
Wait is she advertising escort services?
Because that would make total sense. I’m not one of those guys that tosses “whore” around a lot. But she’s looks like a total whore.
She’s actually pretty without all that makeup. Somebody please tell her this. You can still act and pose like a whore without the 10lbs of eyeshadow. And your skin will be the better for it.
Yup! Those are definitely Rillllllll!!! lmao!
Sweetie, your bra is kinda oversized!
without makeup she almost looks… human.
almost
She’s wearing the Victoria Secret Bra that adds 2 cups sizes. Thats why it looks so oversized.
… and they’re still fake, so why ?? Fucking laughable.
AND you can see her bra insert falling out! haha
it’s like she’s picking up where Pamela Anderson should be getting off
I’ll be honest, she looks strangely sexy in this– in a slutty way. I’d almost consider hitting it.
Face of a 40-year-old on the body of a 10-year-old. Ugly with or without make-up.
Anyone else notice in these pics that her left boob is consistently smaller than her right one? I’m guessing it was done that way on purpose to draw attention away from her face.
“What? What do you mean we’re broke?”
She looks like she’s trying to hold down a self-inflating life vest.
on what planet is she wearing “no makeup”? lol
Bra has two inches of padding. See: http://www.victoriassecret.com/ss/Satellite?ProductID=1265811712798&c=Page&cid=1334717294266&pagename=vsdWrapper
There is something about her that just seems “off” to me.
Are those her knees?
What an unlikeable, average looking skank.
Courtney, if you’re reading this please take heed. You are so much prettier without all that makeup. Your skin is flawless and your lips are perfect without injecting them with botox. You are 10x hotter without all that nonsense.
ok. This is not the face of a teenager.
she looks upper 30′s, and her parents must’ve adopted her
holy shit, this is a horrible camera angle.
that face is so ugly !!
reminds me of the old lady down the street.
Base face
Isn’t she like 16? This is child porn.
Anyone else think she looks like Penny in Dirty Dancing? And I’m talking post-abortion messed up Penny…
Btw, some girls have whiter faces than the rest of their body without make-up because they obsess over keeping it spotless & clear.
But yes, a lot of people can’t tell the difference with natural looking make-up & make-up free face, that’s why some articles are annoying.
She obviously has a lot of makeup on people
Yeah honey, some of girls do have whiter faces than the rest of our bodies. You should see me after I step out the shower!
Gabourey Sidibe
Never trust a fart.