“This part right here keeps covering up my boobs. I’m not showing enough boob. Are you even listening me? And why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? If it’s to look at the dude behind the counter without me noticing, I already told him I’m your daughter and we do it, so he’s probably calling the cops. Now for rill, this one or the sailor one? I want to go home before My Little Ponies.”
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner
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Courtney Stodden might have a great personality, one you can sit down and discuss an Ian McEwan book, but coming out and saying she’s sexy?
Sorry Fish, not today, tomorrow, or ever.
Randal
why doews she always look high as fuck?
I’d like to think it’s because there’s no way she could live her farce of an existence if she weren’t tripping balls 99.9% of the time.
Hard not to trip over balls when you’re married to a 900 yr old pedo.
What the fuck did she do to her face? If she didn’t look like she was in her mid 30′s (her actual age) before, she sure as shit does now.
Anyone notice the sign behind her?
“Attention! We strictly enforce this policy! When trying on any and all bottoms, please make sure to use the complimentary disposable thong provided. This is for hygienic reasons! Thank you!”
Better burn that thong.
From the look on her face I think it just spontaneously immolated itself.
how does that even make sense?? I’m pretty sure that thong doesn’t prevent a person from getting ass all over the costume
Think about it. Thongs do cover the actual asshole, but it’s really there to keep the next wearer from coming into direct contact with more than someone’s asscheek. If you’re still baffled, go ask your mother.
And thus the culmination of a classless cunt’s career … and Fish ? Its Ponies, no apostrophe, for shame.
Moreover, it’s just My Little Pony, singular.
Poor guy is so used to wearing sunglasses to perve on young chicks, he can’t break the habit even after “marrying” one.
If you think I’m lying when i say I’m going to smoke a bowl, put on her music video (“Don’t do me like that girl, don’t, don’t don’t don’t) and masturbate like a dog to these pics over the weekend, you are sorely mistaken.
Try doing it without smoking a bowl first and get back to us.
Oh, your wife is away this weekend? Lucky bastard.
No, I’ve turned the whole downstairs of our house into a giant man cave. Whenever she starts walking down the stairs, I have at least 6-8 seconds of heads up to jump up and pull my pants up, lol.
Not sure I’m familiar with canine masturbation techniques…
I’m pretty sure someone else’s leg, or a yard full of schoolchildren and an old maid teacher is involved.
Ugh … lying BITCH goes on camera to “prove” she has had no surgery – AGAIN – and has a whole new nose ??
BARF !!
Somewhere there is a small child in China who has been slaving away in a costume factory for the past six months. And while that child may only make fifty cents a week, they can take comfort in the knowledge that their hard work has helped Cstodd look even more retarded than normal and we all got a hearty laugh out of it.
I hope my daughter grows up like this wonderful young lady.
Make sure you teach her to ‘reach for the stars’. And of course by ‘stars’, I mean ‘old man testicles’.
A famewhore bimbo is still a famewhore bimbo no matter what silly outfit that’s wrapped around it.
its as if they painted her likeness onto that door.
The painting looks more real than she does, though.
Her dead eyes are beautiful.
who’s the amateur photographer following them around ?
Presumably her dad.
Did she get another new fake-face?! She goes through them like…I dunno what do dragqueens like these days anyways?
her face is totally RILL!
Her face…a costume you can’t return.
I’ll admit, unlike 99% of the other guys around here, that I’d bang the shit out of that dumb slut.
Stop pretending you guys have standards that come even close to a body like that.
I’ll count myself in your 1%. It’s lonely in here. There is just something about the curves, the goofiness and the tossaroundability.
I would also wreck that ass.
Try not to be frightened when it pops and flies around the room.
I’m good looking, athletic, and nerdy enough that I became a university professor in my early 20s. Trust me, I’ve had to turn down far more attractive women than her.
With that face, she’d be better off going as Mickey Rourke.
Remember it’s not the face your fuck but the fuck that you have to face. I’d smash it. There I said it.
I can smell her nasty cloaca through the screen.
“HAPPY now?? I’m fucking starving. Let’s go to Wendy’s, I havent eaten in an hour. We have to stop off at Hot Topics on the way there, my studded pleather belt isnt fitting anymore.
She looks like the strippers you have meet you at the motel after the club closes and as I have said before, I am totally cool with that. Bring another stripper with you Courtney.
Every notice that most girls named Courtney are whores? Hmm
So this is just where she shops right? She must buy her clothing in bulk when the “Halloween Superstore” does it’s seasonal clearance sale.
I am disinterested because she looks disinterested.
10 minutes after this picture was taken, she was seen at the wharf screaming, “I’M A SAILOR ON SHORE LEAVE….. I’M A SAILOR ON SHORE LEAVE.”
Now we know. Yes, they are real, and they’re padded with fix-a-flat.
One bag or two bags, I don’t care. I would bag her and then wear myself out in and on her body. Curves like that need to be used and used often.
Lady GaGa is looking better.
She looks like a woman in her 50′s trying to look like one in her 20′s…
I mean I can’t believe I’m saying it but she should go back to the heavy spray tanning, I feel safer knowing there’s a good oily plastic-y layer between her and the world
She would have sex on a xylophone if the alliteration was easier.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones.
what kind of bra is that? WHAT THE FUCK
Does this costume make me look like a child molester’s wife?
I didn’t know Playboy was going to open a wax museum.
I find her extremely NOT attractive.. ugh.
It is too bad she ruined herself, she was so pretty before she became a media slut.
“And there’s even a little pocket for the valium right here”
All dressed up for the County’s Annual Father-Daughter Dance
I see Courtney Stodden is still giving dirty whores a bad name. :P
fuck me! you must have uploaded a few hundred shitty photos of this irrelevant cunt. Fuck you for wasting electricity, as invented by B franklinsrein.
Somebody needs to write this guy a role where his character’s sex doll comes to life, and he goes around the country entering her in contests centering on “Most Lifelike.”
There’s an Oscar in it.
I don’t want to be all nostalgic, but remember when Christina looked like a slutty AIDS patient and not that giant turd monster from Star Wars??
Gaga.
She seriously needs to :
a.Get a tan
b.Let her hair hang naturally
c.Stop using make up
d.Wear normal girl/tomboy clothes
Do that, and she’d be hotter than hell. She’s got the body.
Oh, come on. I get it. She likes sea men. The joke is so obvious, it just makes her look desperate.
Why would you want to wear underwear that other people have worn before? The store probably rarely washes them………….. that’s just fucking nasty. Lol.
I don’t really find Courtney very attractive, but WTF. There is absolutely no way that an 18 year old girl is attracted to this 50 something year old man. I mean, there are some 50 something year old guys out there who ARE attractive, but not this guy………
Her bra is hanging out……… LOL
It’s hilarious to me that she tries on bra top costumes with her bra because if she took it off the world would know she just wears a VS Bombshell bra to lift her saggy A cups to a C.
To all the men out there…blame victorias secret for the “Bombshell Bra”
Wouldn’t it be funny if they were long enough to really fill out that bra? Like she’d have to roll them under or something….