Courtney Stodden Sexily Slips Her Sexy Curves Into Slutty Slexy Slime Slostumes

“This part right here keeps covering up my boobs. I’m not showing enough boob. Are you even listening me? And why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? If it’s to look at the dude behind the counter without me noticing, I already told him I’m your daughter and we do it, so he’s probably calling the cops. Now for rill, this one or the sailor one? I want to go home before My Little Ponies.”

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner