Courtney Stodden Is Shopping A Sex Tape, Nature.. Found A Way

Two years ago, Courtney Stodden teased a sex tape that never materialized, but I still wholeheartedly believe she’s shopping one now because she has giant breasts and no discernible source of income. The math’s all there. TMZ reports:

Sources in the sex tape game told us 20-year-old Courtney recently shot her porn debut — and it’s being shopped around town. This ain’t our first rodeo … so, we figured the tape would eventually make it to the desk of Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch, and … bingo!
Hirsch confirms he’s already seen the video, and reveals it’s a solo effort (think Octomom, but hotter) — sorry, Doug Hutchison fans. He also says the DD photo op queen “looks amazing, this is the most unique footage I’ve ever seen.”
As for whether Vivid’s bidding on the tape — Hirsch wouldn’t tip his hand.

So basically this was a press release for Vivid. Vivid’s releasing Courtney Stodden’s sex tape. Which is great news because it means they don’t need Farrah Abraham anymore and can send her to live on a nice farm. Why is everyone looking at me like that? That’s where porn stars go when you’re done with them. They’re great at milking cows. — The landfill?!

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