Courtney Stodden Sold Her Sex Tape, But Isn’t Keeping The Money?

To the absolute surprise of no one, Courtney Stodden has officially accepted Vivid’s offer to distribute her sex tape – That was totally stolen, you guys! Totally stolen. She like cried. – and now’s the part where you’re supposed to believe she’s giving all of the money she makes to charity. Yup, get ready. This is happening. TMZ reports:

Stodden tells TMZ one of her best friends stole the tape and made several copies, and … “made it clear that he will stop at nothing to double-cross me.” Stodden says she’s releasing the video because, “I’ve been painted into a corner.”
Of course, it couldn’t legally be released without her signature, but maybe she was worried about Internet leaks?
Now the twist … Courtney claims she doesn’t want a dime of the $1 million — so she’s donating 100% of her fee to charities. She hasn’t decided which ones yet, but says she’s leaning toward animal rights groups and “children with cancer.”

Keep in mind, Courtney Stodden just lied her face off because as TMZ pointed out, and everyone knows thanks to Kim Kardashian’s $5 million deal, these things don’t get released without a signature. So, yes, let’s believe Courtney Stodden’s going to donate her “fee” – not profits – to charity and won’t make a dime off of this deal. It’s not like she’s the type of person to walk around Beverly Hills weeping in the streets so people will believe in 2015 that you can just steal someone’s private sex tape and sell it to a porn company after the whole Internet almost got its dick sued off during The Fappening. If Courtney Stodden did that, then maybe this whole thing would sound fishy. But obviously she didn’t, so everything checks- BWHAAAAAA?!

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