Courtney Stodden Shopped Her Reality Show To MTV, Of Course

October 21st, 2011 // 203 Comments

With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s reality show because apparently their marriage WASN’T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow – *throws stuffed animal across room, curses God* – all they need now is a network to pick up the pilot, so naturally they went straight to MTV (above). And if they somehow don’t snatch it up, I’ll be surprised if at bare minimum they don’t offer Courtney a spot on next season’s Teen Mom. “We think you’d be perfect in keeping with our theme of really glamorizing the fuck out of irresponsibly bringing a child into the world then watching it never stand a chance at a normal, healthy life. And if you’re concerned about the old man shooting blanks – No offense, Doug. – just give me a ring because we’re still mopping up the Jersey Shore house, so God knows we’ve got bags of the shit. In fact, tell you what I’ll do – *presses intercom* – Could you send Snooki in? I need her to stand over a bucket for a few mins. — Then go to the store and buy more pickles to lure her in. Jesus.”

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    TheEndIsHere
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    LOL — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior.
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    She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (& the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later.
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    She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.
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    Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-night bathroom-stall’ baby of … famous televangelist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?
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    Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –especially ‘around the eyes’. LOL.

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    Sophie
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    She legit looks like a stripper. Those boots are meant for Halloween costumes, not to be made into your everyday wordrobe. Gross.

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    bulgarian nights
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    I am from europe, and i am confused. How can it be hot and cold in california, at the same time? our european climate would never allow for 2 different people to wear beanies and thick leather jackets or nothing but a black towel, and be comfortable at the same time? Or is the spray tan some sort of insulation?

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    Jack Ketch
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    Ummm, @notyou … check out the pumpkin patch pix … real tits do not stay in place when you’re upside down ? Come on, now. And Google the Dr. Drew show where they found the implant. And get your eyes checked.

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    Unknown
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