Courtney Stodden Shopped Her Reality Show To MTV, Of Course

October 21st, 2011 // 203 Comments

With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s reality show because apparently their marriage WASN’T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow – *throws stuffed animal across room, curses God* – all they need now is a network to pick up the pilot, so naturally they went straight to MTV (above). And if they somehow don’t snatch it up, I’ll be surprised if at bare minimum they don’t offer Courtney a spot on next season’s Teen Mom. “We think you’d be perfect in keeping with our theme of really glamorizing the fuck out of irresponsibly bringing a child into the world then watching it never stand a chance at a normal, healthy life. And if you’re concerned about the old man shooting blanks – No offense, Doug. – just give me a ring because we’re still mopping up the Jersey Shore house, so God knows we’ve got bags of the shit. In fact, tell you what I’ll do – *presses intercom* – Could you send Snooki in? I need her to stand over a bucket for a few mins. — Then go to the store and buy more pickles to lure her in. Jesus.”

Photos: GSI Media


  1. Jo

    if she becomes famous (….holly balls) wonder if paris hilton is gonna make friends with her for some extra free publicity

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    nice boots…

  3. “Come with me if you want to itch.”

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    where’s her ass??

  5. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison MTV Reality Show
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    Because even now, Pam Anderson is out of his league…

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    whats with the clear bra straps cmonnn

    • lala

      i totally agree they have a thing called strapless bra i think they have been out for years unless its to hold up all the tissues and padding thats in them

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    Ok if she is 16 then HOW does she know about mid 90′s metal arm bands!?

    • tokka

      redneck white trash are in a weird time bubble, they only get the culture thrown out by most of america from 20 to 15 years before. They also seem to get what they think is modern culture from BET.

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    old man
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    The mom has a nicer rack than she does

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    From this angle you can see that she has a majorly stuffed bra on and is cramming her boobs up as far as the go. In the frontal views you can see the intense amount of contouring she did around her cleavage that makes them look fake. I mean, I don’t understand why she just doesn’t go get some fake breasts. No one will think any less of her…. it’s impossible.

  10. Fky

    You just know Shauna Sand is soooooo jealous!

  11. wft

    This chick looks like she’s 35.

  12. Alicia

    I don’t understand how some women can dress like that on a daily basis. Those kinds of clothes and shoes just look so damn uncomfortable. I can see wearing them on a night out to a nice place or something, but ALL THE TIME? My wardrobe consists of jeans, shirts (both long sleeved and short sleeved), comfy shoes (I love my Saucony’s), hoodies and a few nice outfits for special occasions. If my husband doesn’t like it he can go suck an egg. I wear what I like and what I’m comfortable in. I’m petite and skinny, so even if I wanted to dress like a whore every day, I couldn’t, because they don’t make whore clothes in my size.

    • TomFrank

      “But if I don’t dress slutty all the time, they won’t take my picture!” (Actual thought process.)

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    “Aww Dougie, you can borrow my old heels anytime! They go great with your Sam’s Club leather jacket!”

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    She needs more than those things, bloo, she needs a mother who will tell her to stop dressing like a whore and someone who can afford dresses for her that have more fabric.

  15. Tristyn

    She could be the poster child for CDC ..he belong’s on to catch a predator..

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    For the love of God, dye your roots.

    • Melissa

      and get a dentist! oh and wax your eyebrows, oh and lose the frosty make-up, oh and NEVER wear white shoes after labor day! oh and If Whortney actually (in that small used up brain of hers) thinks that the people of America are retarded in some capacity, UM NO, WHORTNEY, WE KNOW YOU ARE NOT 17 YRS OLD….LET IT GO, REALLY! IT’S OKAY TO BE 40! IT’S ALL GOOD, am sure Doug will understand when you break the news to him!

  17. ash

    If I saw that on the street I would fall out laughing.

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    I’m 19, my boyfriend is 31… call me a hypocrite, but I still feel the need to say: stupid fame-whoring bitches.

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    I think all this bad publicity is making Doug Fat.

  20. BB

    Think about this situation from a child molestation standpoint, and you wont get so worked up against her for this. Something wicked happened to this girl for her to want to leave home at ALL COSTS. She is the image of desperation.

    • MJB


    • Artofwar

      ….Why must everyone always try to validate the ol” “she must have been sexually abused as a child” shit, to explain away why whores are whores. Yes, some whores were indeed sexually abused as children. However, just as many whores are indeed whores– not because they were molested as children, but because Western society has become a whore reward giving haven.

      In other words fuck college—if you just happen to own a vagina, the formulas for becoming rich are these; Purchase fake tits, fake ass, fake hair, fake face, and a sex video, but only with a somewhat rich and/or famous man, and wallah—you get your own TV show, and you’re driving a Bentley and living in an eight bedroom mansion with a swimming pool and tennis court.

      Today’s females are not whores so much because they were molested as children– no, today’s females are whores because it is quite simply extremely lucrative

      Enough with this Captain Save-A-Ho nonsense—it is time to own up to the fact that many women are just as foul as many men and have always been so.

      Women already know they are in many ways foul—it’s just men that still believe in that old adage—”girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice” bullshit….Artofwar

  21. ajz

    I’d still smash that 40 something yr olds skinny ass

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    Her boobs look surprised.

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    Jesus, at first glance it looked like MIckey Rourke and Pamela Anderson…not quite sure which couple would be more revolting.

  24. forrest gump

    stop thinking there is something of reality in california.
    …………..BECAUSE THERE IS SIMPLY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ugh. She looks like a very used hooker who’s close to retirement… And those freaking boots! She is a mess from head to toe.

    And why does Dougie always wear a handkerchief on his head? Is it cold? ;-)

    • Doug-stain

      The handkerchief on head tells us that Doug is the dood, the sort of guy who gets to nail ‘hot chicks’ whoobviously find him ‘irresistable’ . Courtney and her mother have assured him that it really is just because he’s such a virile, handsome studbeast and nothing to do with his professional contacts, bank account and house in the Hollywood hills that Courtney adores. From Courtney’s twitter: “mmmm…slippin my seductively stained, sensual skin in the magical semen love-puddles my protective, paedo prince has dreamily deposited on the satinny sumptuous sheets as he drooled deliciously from his partially paralysed lookin’ lips…like a love-mad Quasimodo to my eager Esmerelda…mmmm…thankye Jesus our Lord and Saviour! I have been BLESSED! ;) xxx

      • Melissa

        Okay, well, if porn doesn’t pan out then maybe trashy novel writing will! Yes, @ 17 yrs old, she’s quite seasoned!

    • Melissa

      shhhhhh, don’t tell Doug she’s not underage! (whispering) he thinks she’s 17, that’s the only way he can “do” her!

  26. TheTipTop

    I bet most of these post are by some jealous b!tches, because that little bitaaaach is hot. 16 or whatever she’s now legal because of marriage so let her do her.

  27. tlmck

    They will work this angle until she “turns 18″. That’s when a sex tape will be “leaked”.

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    She’s the new Pamela Anderson. Seriously, she looks just like Pam circa 1995 (when she was at her peak hotness).

  29. BrandiLye

    Is it strange that I find him attractive?

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    What a schlub that guy is.

  31. Little Death Bear

    I love the white face and tan body…..Sephora will help select the correct shade for your skin. Really ladies, check it before you leave the house. My biggest pet peeve ever is mismatched makeup

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    She looks like a cheap street corner hooker with her pimp mother and her old ass creeper john.

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    What 17 year old just decides: “THIS is the outfit i’m going to wear today.” does she have any regular clothes that aren’t hooker-esque? And her parents’ responses are: “Everyone is just jealous because she looks so good”…..right.

    • Melissa

      NO, I don’t believe she has “regular” “I’m not a hooker clothing”, well, she may, but she certainly doesn’t invite/pay the photographer for those shots!

  34. D-chi

    I FINALLY KNOW WHO SHE LOOKS LIKE!!!! She looks like Heather from Rock of Love.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Oh my god. I had completely erased that piece of knowledge from my brain, and now it has all come rushing back like a tsunami of sweat and peroxide.

  35. Lucifer

    Alright, say she’s really a minor: doesn’t she still have to go to school?

  36. Not a minor.

    She is a grown lady not a minor. Pretending to be a teenager married to a 50 yr old sure gets tons of attention, which is what she wants. If she really is a minor and her parents let her marry a 50 year old they should be sent to jail. Pam Anderson rocked this look much better btw.

  37. Deryn

    When d’ya suppose she’s going to stop wearing that arm bangle?

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    Old women should not dress like teenagers. Apply this homily to whichever person above.

    • Melissa

      Dressing like a teenager would be too restricting for WHORTNEY….she dresses like a flash back 90′s whore!

  39. Lisa


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    here come the Gross

  41. I didn’t know boobs were supposed to have corners! Nawwww, those aren’t fake at all! LOL

  42. Bee Bee

    Lol @ the hate. She may look way older then her years but she’s stunningly beautiful nonetheless, not to mention living a life you can only dream of. Enjoy being a corporate slave working crappy office jobs with crappy wages.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Her life is with that skeevy old man, and up ’til now she was in a trailer park with her mum/sister.
      And um, if you can scrape through the baked-on layers of Rite Aid samples to actually see her face, you can let us know if she is even remotely attractive. Get a net for that wild highland rat on top of her head.

    • Natalie

      Hahahaha @ “stunningly beautiful”

      She has a face that could stop a Mack truck, if that’s what you mean.

      And if my options are to bang Grandpa-the-washed-up-D-List-actor or be a corporate slave… bring on the cubicle. Doug is repulsive.

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    Poor girl. No A$$. No booty- no fame or fortune.

    • Melissa

      true, and all she’ll ever be thought of (if thought of at all) is the 40 yr old chick who tried to pass her no-assed, prostitue self who married a 50 yr old dude to get “noticed” for being a WHORE…nice job!

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    Ho Police
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    wait…………..she’s how old? i didn’t know you could become a hooker at that age….huh. you learn something new everyday.

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    Love to smoke that.

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    That’s one harsh, harsh 17.

    She’s going to have one hell of a wakeup call when the age novelty wears off and he dumps her for a meth-aged 14 year old.

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    She looks like JonBenet Ramsey with implants…Where’s Jon Mark Karr when you need him..

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    WHORTNEY DOES MTV AND ALL of it’s producers….well jeez, a girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do, I mean Dougie….i need to work and the streets just aren’t safe anylonger! yes, we all understand…poor little 17 yr old…bet your MaMa’s proud, she must be quite the role model, lucky you! p.s. find a good esthetician and dentist, if your gonna be doing porn, at least try and have a bit of class!

  49. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison MTV Reality Show
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    I have 4 daughters, and my 3rd daughter is 17 (19 and 25yrs old) let’s just say that at NO time ever (and my girls totally blow this shit bag out of the water as far as looks) @ 17 did they possess such an air, thank God, and my girls are way more stacked then WHORTNEY….so, NO, she is NOT 17…people, seriously… can’t be that mentally challenged!!!

  50. Arianne

    Can their 15 minutes of fame please be up and they go away forever? She is not photogenic – her facial expressions look constipated. I even think Larry Flynt at Hustler wouldn’t have her in his pages. This is just pathetic and sad. No one believes the 17yo BS – I’m 50 and still look better than this. Her mother should be jailed!

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