Courtney Stodden Shopped Her Reality Show To MTV, Of Course

October 21st, 2011 // 203 Comments

With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s reality show because apparently their marriage WASN’T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow – *throws stuffed animal across room, curses God* – all they need now is a network to pick up the pilot, so naturally they went straight to MTV (above). And if they somehow don’t snatch it up, I’ll be surprised if at bare minimum they don’t offer Courtney a spot on next season’s Teen Mom. “We think you’d be perfect in keeping with our theme of really glamorizing the fuck out of irresponsibly bringing a child into the world then watching it never stand a chance at a normal, healthy life. And if you’re concerned about the old man shooting blanks – No offense, Doug. – just give me a ring because we’re still mopping up the Jersey Shore house, so God knows we’ve got bags of the shit. In fact, tell you what I’ll do – *presses intercom* – Could you send Snooki in? I need her to stand over a bucket for a few mins. — Then go to the store and buy more pickles to lure her in. Jesus.”

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. Snow J. Frost

    Where are they? What is the weather like?

  2. Dave Mustaine

    WHO THE HELL ARE THESE UGLY CREATURES NOW?!!!

  3. grobpilot

    Hilarious!

  4. Ms. B

    If she’s 17, I’m a fucking fairy princess…

    I don’t know when 40 started passing for 17….

  5. Rupert

    “Hey man, how much for 30 minutes?”

    “Fifty bucks…whoa whoa, don’t give me the money, pay the lady.”

  6. Jack Ketch

    People will only watch this shit out of morbid curiosity, no ? And to find yet more evidence that’s she’s about as “17″ as Jenna Jameson is. It’ll be about as stimulating as staring at exposed brick. To me it’s just a bad fucking comedy routine. Can’t this whore ever dress normally ?

    • TomFrank

      And to feel better about themselves. That’s a big part of the dynamic behind these reality shows: showing people so dysfunctional, moronic, or trashy that people tune in to feel superior no matter how humdrum or unfulfilled they might otherwise feel their lives are.

      And this is true even of some of the better reality shows, like Hoarders. “Honey, you think I’M a pack rat? Check out this lady’s house, stuffed to the gills with junk and trash. Suddenly my ‘hubcap collection’ in the garage doesn’t seem so bad.”

      • prune juice: a warrior's drink

        Yeah, God forbid people could feel better about themselves by learning a new skill, or a language, or doing something productive and useful…better to sit on the couch, shoveling “food” into their fat faces and laughing at people who really should be ignored or at least helped in some way. And we wonder why this country is a shit hole circling the drain.

        Yes I know I sound like a douche, but seriously. That kind of mindset is as deserving of pity and derision as this stank ho and her pimp. I REAALLLLY hope she’s not 17……

  7. Thanks for that visual of Snookie… I am going to search for a rope and a stool… (Carves “Topher was here”)

  8. Snack pack

    These two are the definition of “trying too hard.”

  9. Deacon Jones

    This guy has got to stop trying so hard to look “cool”.

    I used to data an Asian girl that dressed like that (she was a stripper, go figure) and I couldnt even go to Best Buy without almost getting in a fight with dudes.

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    Coyote
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    Doug Hutchison’s head is down in Embarrassment and Shame. Apparently reality is starting to set in.

  11. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison MTV Reality Show
    whocares
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like a freaking 40 year old prostitute. tore up from the floor up.

  12. it had to be said

    I bet she’s fun to bang. Like a body-temperature sex doll. Actually, EXACTLY like a body-temperature sex doll.

  13. Sam

    They still make bras with clear straps? I’m pretty sure strapless bras have been around for quite a while. I think the clear straps look trashier than just wearing a regular bra and having the straps show. ew. /bra rant

    • M&M

      She didn’t want to wear a strapless because then you wouldn’t see cleavage at the top of the dress and her fake ass boobs would sag. So in her mind clear straps on a normal bra is obviously a winning combo…

      • BB

        She pads her bra like CRAZY, they’re gel inserts and stuff…So, if she doesnt have straps, the bra will just slide down her chest with the weight of the inserts.

    • it had to be said

      Exactly, clear bra straps are trashier. She knows her target demographic, and they are fans of trash.

      • mel

        She obliviously has fake boobies, and you can tell by the way they are so round at the top where the implants are being pushed up by duct tape.

      • notyou

        Her boobs are not implants, she just stuffs her bra. I don’t think she has had surgery but i also don’t think her boobs are naturally large.

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    me
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    This chick has her chest pushed out and arms and shoulders pulled back as far as possible in every pic she’d had taken. She has to be one of the most self aware attention seeking whores I’ve ever seen.

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    Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently Dougie didn’t read the memo about wearing a cheap raincoat when you hang out with strippers.

  16. TheSledMan

    Do you think they fight over the makeup in that house? He looks more and more fem every time I see a picture of him. Also, why is her mom always with them? thats kinda strange/creepy.

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    stratacat
    Commented on this photo:

    all three of those people are the same age.

  18. MJB

    I feel so sorry for this girl. Whatever combination of childhood abuse/neglect, drugs, poor living habits, and late night strap-on sex with her butch dyke husband have left her looking ROUGH. I’m about ten years older than her and I still get carded for alcohol and clubs. This chick looks like she lives in damn Cougarville.

  19. bonerfest2011

    aww look he’s trotting his escort around like she’s a real person. might even wine and dine her first. and they say chivalry is dead.

  20. Buddy the Elf

    She is not even attractive. YUCK

  21. diddleysquat

    Forget Obama’s birth certificate, I’d like to see hers. This chick has got to be at least 30

  22. AnnaDraconida

    Disgusting creatures.

  23. Dan

    For some reason I find this whole situation absolutely hilarious.

  24. Farnham

    Faker-Than-Barbie-Plastic-Thing meets Zombie Corey Feldman. Too soon?

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    Dan
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    To me the mom is hotter than the “girl.”

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    tessa
    Commented on this photo:

    no one can convince me she’s younger than 40.

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    PKU78
    Commented on this photo:

    The Christian Community has nothing to say about this good “Christian Girl”? The make-up and hair, do make her look older but in some shots it’s clear she is a kid. Her mom is the monster in this.

    • Melissa

      ummmm, are you blind???? HELLO>>>>> just the mother??? Well, if in fact WHORTNEY was just 17 (which most of us with 1/2 a brain can see is not the case), the what does that make Doug????? A SICK pervert!

  28. Venom

    She looks like a hooker and he looks like he is in a boy band from the 90′s.
    Nice….

    I am rooting for her to take over from the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore idiots, just so I never have to see them again.

  29. Ana

    She could have been a knock out if she hadn’t destroyed herself…

  30. cc

    Gosh, I haven’t seen a couple this elegant since I watched Pam Anderson’s sex tape.

  31. Leathery

    Judging by that thin gaping mouth… imagine the mess of a vag it’s got going. Think beef jerky but more fishy goodness.

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    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    DAmn I’ wanna squirt my load in her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  33. mrsmass

    can someone explain what is going on his her chest area? it looks as though she’s trying to create some serious cleavage but isn’t working with much. then she’s got something hiding under her tube top. maybe several pairs of chicken cutlets? it just doesn’t look right.

    • Jack Ketch

      For starters, I don’t think the implants have completely dropped yet; it’s a relatively young boob-job, and they were placed a little too high. It’s like she tries way too hard to keep them in place, and they look painful and uncomfortable. I guess they need extra support or something because the implants she picked are way too large … it ended up just looking gross and moronic.

  34. Ranish

    It looks like she has on a push up bra with clear straps and then a strapless padded bra on top of it. This chick has like two layers of boobs. Both of them fake. ……..and how far away did they have to park from the MTV office? A mile?

    • Jo

      Bet the first thing she thought of walking into MTV was uuuuu if this works out i can buy me a nice pair of silicone boobies, not have to wear these triple layered chicken breasts

  35. boing

    grandma looks hawt

  36. She should get together with Shauna Sand and trade clear clothing items.

  37. Dramatic Puddle

    This chick looks like Julianne Hough’s long-lost trailer-park evil twin. There’s no way this thing is younger than 40.

  38. Anon

    I know this is probably awful of me, but I’m a 19-year-old and I’m jealous of her body. Not the fake boobs, but the long slender legs. I’m shorter and thin, but man! I wish I had those legs.

  39. Chauncey

    Everybody complains about these two. First off, if he was doing anything illegal the authorities would already have been on him. The fact is their relationship and marriage is perfectly legal!!! So why the anger?

    For the love God…Hugh Hefner has been doing the same thing for the last fifty years and yet none of you condemn him. And please, don’t say they were all over eighteen. As I remember that was disproved a long time ago.

    And on that thought — Does Courtney have a twin sister?

    • Chauncey

      I almost forgot…What about John and Bo Derek…Yeah, you fool idiots don’t have an answer for that one either, do you?

      Let’s face it. Most of you are fat lonely losers living in your unhappy worlds and in this day and age you vent your anger and hatred of yourselves on websites like this one.

      Doug Hutchison – have I told you recently that you are my hero!!!

    • K-Star

      At Least Hef could keep his bitches mouths shut. The worst thing about this sad waste of skin is her retarded interviews.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      “Hugh Hefner has been doing the same thing for the last fifty years and yet none of you condemn him.”

      Where did you get that idea? Hef is a pitiful, disgusting, squelchy, flaccid little loser. He is too pitiful to hate, but still should not exist in an enlightened world.

    • Carla

      wassup, old man Hutchinson!

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    gnarla
    Commented on this photo:

    What are those marks on her arm?

  41. MJB

    If it’s even possible, they look like a more low-rent Midwestern version of Ice-T and Coco. He’s trying to be all scowly and tough with the Kangol hat and leather jacket. And she’s just a typical blonde ho.

    • Little Death Bear

      Fashion from late 90′s, I lived in Hollywood long enough to she got her sexxxxxxy outfit on Hollywood Blvd, the slutty what ever store. No really…. most likely playmates which sells the cheapest clothing at 50% more than you should spend. I’m sure she thinks she pure class

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    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    This whole thing is just weird.

  43. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison MTV Reality Show
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Those two are married now, so I think the “mom” can stop chaperoning.

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    Jack Ketch
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    This stupid cooze of a mother has the nerve to wear a cross around her neck after the lies she perpetuates ? That woman has been through menopause … as in late 40′s/early 50′s … daughter is waaay older than 17, but I think everyone knows what a lying ho-bag she is by now, right ?

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    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    That is klassy with a capital “k” right there.

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    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    Even the way she is carrying that purse looks phoney.

  47. cc

    I’d like to see Shia and him in a fight. How awesome would that be?

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    WhateverYouSay
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake tits. She stuff/pads her push up bra. You see fake cleavge on the top, then it suddenly HANGS on the bottom? Anyone see what I’m talking about?

    • azgirlgoneeast

      yes, and i still cannot believe she tries to claim they’re real. you can tell simply by looking at the top of them that theyre implants. real boobs do not round out at the top like hers, they are teardrop shaped not round. why do i know this?? cause i have implants haha( and my dads a plastic surgeon)

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    wily
    Commented on this photo:

    Until there’s proof she poops, ROBOT!

    • Ugh

      Wow, I didn’t read the story, but just clicked on the pic to come post that she is a fucking robot. She’s a robot who picked a few attributes that humans supposedly find attractive and cobbled them together into a repulsive stack of shit.

      • Melissa

        could be true, I suppose I’d rather believe that, then believe that a woman of today’s world, still finds it necessary to have no self-respect and pose as a 17 yr old, have professional pics taken every time she’s dressed up (okay, like a tramp)….why not just get a real job, laying on your back is easy….yeah, I would much rather believe she’s a robot! LOL

  50. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison MTV Reality Show
    bloo
    Commented on this photo:

    i know these are the least of her problems, but will someone please buy that little girl some foundation that matches her fake tan and a strapless bra?

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